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kristina • 21 • trying my best

[cornygirlfriend]

“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[iguanamouth]

worm of the hour

(based on this image…!)

[deceptipup]

[sappho-official]

post of the decade

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[lizardsister]

when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

[triforce-princess]

[triforce-princess]

[celceta]

[draconian-rex-deactivated202207]

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[senpatriarch]

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

[polararts]

Yeah, okay.

[robotlyra]

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

[catbountry]

WHAT

[leonitic-deactivated20190601]

HELLO?????????????

[sweetpotatertatas]

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

[furbearingbrick]

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

[catchymemes]

[thedragonlady297]

I’m very drunk and I need everyone to see what I’m seeing

[splickedylit]

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

[ircgalleria]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

[obviousplant]

Not for good girl

[evilspice]

yes

[peppapigvevo]

come thru bitch

[verybestmonica-deactivated20211]

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

[peppapigvevo]

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

[deanwinnchesterisbae]

God bless him??? An Icon™

[catchymemes]

[ink-pedia]

BUOY