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why did the titans in god of war have to look like that
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attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
Remember that time even Manila couldn’t break through the awkward silence?
That “okay work” at the end just GETS me
I have been Manila so many times, in so many awkward conversations, so I physically feel her pain.
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if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild
brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.
me: no??? that’s mean???
brain: polar bear, then
me: no
brain: the lions just got fed raw meat
me: yes?
brain: steal it and eat it in front of them
me: …
rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received
I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.
sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering
i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time
i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo
the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is
I just noticed Taika Waititi is snuggling Chris Hemsworth’s legs. This is the most precious image in existence.
This is what non-toxic masculinity looks like.
This is the world warriormale wants, and I’m A-OK with that. Fight when needed, but never fear the embrace of your brother.
@warriormale A blessed picture
It’s good to see Men touching each other, without discomfort.
Fighters train and fight all the time. We are very comfortable with physical contact because we constantly fight each other.
Good to see others feeling comfortable as well.
Train and fight!
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One comfy surface, 3 tired dudes. Solution? Nap pile. I love this.
Pugs are not cute
Pugs are not cute. Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.
(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)
Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.
Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.
Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.
Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.
Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.
When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]
As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.
Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.
The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.
About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.
Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).
Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.
Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.
Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks.
I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated. Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.
Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.
Stop celebrating pugs. Stop buying pugs.
let’s celebrate retro pugs instead
responsible breeders decided they liked the temperament but the health issues were a nightmare, so they fixed them, they bred them out
it’s retro as in before the muzzle was bred out
and look at them
the one on the left is a retromop and the one on the right is a (elderly) pug
they’re healthier, live longer and have all the pug benefits with none of the usual health issues because of the deformed skull
they have longer legs
making exercise easier, and yet maintained most of the pug looks, and yes, they have the pug grin
want a pug - get a retropug or retromop, a healther, happier, and possibly cheaper option
even though I love pugs, it’s important that people know this
Retromops are where it’s at friend. Keep 100% of the pug charm with 0%of the terrible unhealthy inbred deformity.
Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”
This post gave me a fucking ulcer.
You meet people like this at the library. People who have been coming in every day for YEARS to use the computers and monopolize your time with conversations like this, that seem to go out of their way to avoid listening to anything you try to teach them because they’d rather you just do it for them.
So one day, this tiny, frail little woman comes to the desk with a huge folder of papers under her arm. She says “I need to use one of the computers,” and I’m like “alright, I’ll set you up with a guest account.”
And then she says “I’ll also need you to show me how to use a computer. I’m 97 years old and I’ve never even touched one before, but I need to file my health information and they told me I needed to do it using this,” and she holds out a little scrap of paper with a url scrawled on it in a shaky hand.
And I’m just mentally like ‘oh no,’ but I say of course I can help her. So I sit her down and sign her in, and she stops me to ask basically what the mouse is, and I explain it, but I’m just thinking that this is going to take a million years. But I start doing a quick and dirty run down of the parts of the computer, the programs, the desktop, what a url is and what the Internet is, what a search engine is, what websites are, and so on.
She doesn’t interrupt or ask any questions or anything, and then I’m like ‘okay let’s go to this url’ and it’s an interactive, multi-page form that she needs to put all that info in her folder into and submit, and I’m just terrified as I’m explaining it that I’m going to spend all day with this woman.
But she’s just like “alright. I think I’ve got it.” And she must have had a secretary job back in the typewriter days, because she just *whips* through the first page of the form and submits and goes on to the next, and tells me she’ll find me if she needs me.
She came over once to tell me she needed an email address and wanted to know how to set one up - I told her about her options and she picked Gmail and went back to the computer and set it up all by herself, and got her information all filed properly in about an hour and a half – and she’d NEVER used a computer before in her LIFE.
When she was done, she came over to ask me how to turn it off and I showed her and she thanked me for being so patient, and I told her quite honestly that I’d NEVER seen a novice adult pick up using a computer so fast.
And she said “oh, but it’s so simple! And so useful! My grandkids made it sound so difficult, but I’m going to pick up my own computer tomorrow!”
And I think she must have, because I never saw her in the library again.
Anyway I hope I’m that quick when I’m 97.
^ thank you for sharing this very positive experience because the experience from OP really gave me a headache. it was nice to end on a positive note.. gives hope
A nice reminder that the older generations ARE capable of change; they often just don’t want to put in the effort to learn.
Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets
Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….
An amazing and revolutionary concept
When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”
I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.
“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”
There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.
“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”
Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.
“You want to adopt problem children then?”
All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.
Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up
Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) Monk Must practice a martial art Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.
you know what? i’m just gonna go ahead and say it. being a katy perry fan is way harder than being a US marine.
Being a swiftie in 2018 is harder than both
Being a Katy stan and being a Sw*ftie is NOT comparable! Katy is a pop flop with VOCALS but zero originality where as Taintedlor is a Pennsylvaniaphobic facade with NO RANGE! And that’s no coincidence either baby!!
Kate has the power of her vengeful Pentecostal God on her side meanwhile Trackylor sold here soul to her illuminati devil long ago. How did you think she became the highest paid female “singer” in 2017? That was purely Satan mama.
Y'all only have yourselves to blame for this which DOES NOT COMPARE to Katy stans because they actually TRY which only makes it harder.
Katy stans have it hard IN SPITE OF GOD
Trashlor stans have it hard BECAUSE OF GOD
You’re right sweaty, Taylegend doesn’t have to try to sell albums.
Katty tried too hard and came off as a great value version of Demi.
Taylegend outsold and outstreamed Flopness in 2017 despite coming out in November.
It was critically acclaimed and she didn’t have to do a live stream of her weekend.
Taylegend reigned and Catty is officially a has been.
Tittylesslor is the EPITOME of try hard tho!!!
Like, she tried SO HARD when Republican came out with her cringey line in “Look what I do for attention”! She was bending her long back backwards when she said “Sorry the old Turingtrickslor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Because she’s burning a cross on Kayne West’s lawn”.
Gag!!!
You’d never catch the woke ethic queen of allyship Miss Perry pulling any stunts like that.
Katy loves all of use TOCs (thots of color) so it shouldn’t be surprising to ANYONE that TakeAmericaBacklor’s pro white/pro NRA/pro hetero message of Blame Black Men first would resonate well with the average white women/depressed gay.
No one needs Katy to sell her albums to everyone because I KNOW that when the race war happens my Katy Kat will GLADLY use her body as a human shield to protect me from sw*ftie bullets! T'challaIsUglyToMelor would NEVER!!!!!
I’ll have you know Slaylor is a proud WoC who cried when Donald Tr*mp was elected.
While many may think that Reputation, the Grammy winning album, was inspired by Kanye It was actually a diss track to POTUS
Taylor started the 3rd wave of feminism and organized what would become the womyn’s march which was originally intended to be a small get together at her Connecticut home.
After trump was elected Katy got a neonazi haircut and dyed her hair blonde, as a dog whistle to show where were REAL allyship is at
In fact in her song “Swish Swish” Katy says “[democrat party] your game is tired, you should retire, you’re bout as cute as, an old coupon, expired”
Whereas Taylor in her “Look What You Made Me Do” video (which broke YouTube’s record for most viewed within 24 hours) Taylor loudly states her support for the resistance saying “[republican party] I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams, I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now, [shes too busy collecting donations to help fund planned parenthood]”
In conclusion Taylegend is a woke WoC who invented activism and catty can’t relate.
Rachel Dolezal was a WOC too but “swift"ly got her card REVOKED and twentygayteen will do the same for whi'TesAreSuperiorlor, leaving only the true Women Of Color (Katy, Ariana, Carly Rae and Charli XCX) standing.
this thread made me astral project
One of my long term fandom friends (back from ye olde message board days of yore) has been posting for weeks about how her teenage daughter is “out of control” and she just posted in the facebook group about how her daughter has ruined Christmas by deciding to be a lesbian and the whole group just went “Karen, you’ve been writing gay m/m slash fic for three decades” and she went “but that’s different, that’s not REAL” and I’ve never tried to actively set someone on fire with my brain before but
“I came to you guys for support not to be attacked”
That’s funny, that’s really funny, because that’s probably how your child feels. You fucking shitheel.
Two of the other mom’s in the group just offered to take M for Christmas and keep her with them when school restarts because she deserves to be loved. One of them actually said “deserves a real mother” and I just spat my tea everywhere.
We all just got banned from the group but for anyone concerned “Aunt” Bee (wonderful, great A+ person) just posted in her personal feed that M showed up at her house and is safe.
crash course in why anyone who implies liking slash makes you an ally is talking out of their ass
@thebibliosphere any updates on M? How is she? Is she happy and well?
I’m not directly involved in their lives, but from what I know through fb, M is still living with Aunt Bee, who is still the wonderful supporrive person she’s always been, and went with M to Pride this year. It was a first time for both of them.
In her fb update, Bee, who is a devout Christian like M’s mother claims to be, quoted from the Bible and called it “a blessing from God to see so much love and fierce joy in one place.”
If anyone is wondering about the Bible quote, and how a devout Southern, Church Elder is able to support Pride, this was her rebuttal to those claiming that rainbows belong to God and should be “reclaimed” as a sign of Christianity.
“We pray for signs and guidance that we do the just and righteous things by Our Lord, and yet forget that “I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Genesis 9:13”. God has given us a sign through His children. And I will follow where He leads. Love is Love.“
And then there was a picture of both of them wearing rainbow items, which I will not post for obvious reasons. M and Bee are entitled to their privacy. But I want you to know, it’s radiant.
Marina: lady marrerrrmalade
Fka twigs: *cockroach legs tapping violently then softly on microphone*
Florence: *yodeling helicopter noise to an orchestral backdrop*
Lana: itchy baby doohdooh tata! Way-dee mah-mah-lahd ….on da Hollywood sign *bwink* *bwink*
every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]
Saw this on Essence Magazine’s Snapchat and thought it would be helpful💕
Yeah seriously, sex education never told me any of this in school. Little me was panicked seeing the dark coloured bits and i had no clue that’s just the normal colour blood goes when its clotted or dried.
the pink slide is the same as the grey one? so i googled it and it seems pink is usually just anemia, low estrogen, or some other lack of nutrients.
or if its spotting between periods it could be from ovulation, or even caused by implantation (when a fertilized egg attaches to the uterus lining a few days after conception)
I feel like more people need to see/know this
#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that
don’t worry about it