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they killed him for this
affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
I love it when people respond to witnessing some tomfuckery before noon with "it's [time] in the fucking morning" like it's too early to be witnessing some ridiculous nonsense. As if the bullshit has a schedule, can't start hijinks before five o' clock. Them people doing bicycle jousting with umbrellas at 7 am have been at it for 5 hours now.
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Of Physiological Nature and Lineage: Asgardian-Blooded Unions
' Blood is not destiny. Yet in Asgard, it speaks loud enough that even the stars sometimes listen.'----- Healer Seur Yurson of the Archives"
( * important notes at the end! )
Asgardians are not mortal, nor are they wholly divine., a race that is flesh forged in myth, aging like slow-burning stars, with bones threaded in runes and bodies seeped in cosmic energies. As such, offspring born of Asgardian lineage are shaped not only by biology, but by the intent of the blood, the weight of their lineage, and the metaphysical resonance between parent- souls.
( necessary addendum from moi: this head canon and world building is based on the assumption that there are 3 variants of Seidr existing in humanoid beings: your ingrained life-force Seidr, Seidr you inherit from your ancestors, and Seidr from your environment ( manipulating and using all 3 is what I consider Seidr magic teaching would be which was explained here) . Sometimes these clash or counter each other out. )
I. Asgardian × Human
Physiology: Human-Asgardian hybrids are rare but viable, often longer-lived than their human parent by centuries, though not truly immortal. Bone density, muscular strength, and healing ability are significantly heightened. Puberty often triggers a delayed burst of power, inherited partially from the Asgardian line.
Power Inheritance: Powers tend to manifest in diluted form unless the Asgardian parent is of royal blood or has strong elemental ties.
Notable Traits: Glowing eyes in high emotional states, this is likely to happen only with offspring from Asgardian lineage that has elemental specifics in their bloodline, resistance to disease, enhanced fertility, dream walking through ancestral memory (a rare trait).
Challenges: Identity fragmentation, the mortal and divine aspects often clash emotionally or spiritually, especially in early adulthood.
II. Asgardian × Other Humanoid (from the Nine Realms)
Physiology: Highly variable depending on the species. A pairing with a Vanir may result in offspring with intense magical affinity. A union with a Light Elf may birth a child of ethereal beauty and heightened perception. A Dwarvish-Asgardian might yield a being of immense endurance and durability.
Power Inheritance: Almost always dual-aspected. Offspring may wield both storm and stone, or light and steel. However, their powers may also become unstable if not ritually balanced.
Notable Traits: Adaptability across Realms, often born with linguistic comprehension beyond their years.
Challenges: Often seen as "bridge-beings," caught between conflicting cultural expectations. May be highly sought after by Realmwalkers or political factions.
III. Asgardian × Asgardian
Physiology: Predictably stable, this union results in children of high resilience, strength, and magical tolerance. Hair and eye color often follow the dominant line, but recessive traits tied to ancient bloodlines may manifest.
Power Inheritance: Strongest if both parents are of noble or divine descent. Children of two royal-blooded Asgardians often develop early signs of elemental attunement or war-shaping.
Notable Traits: Potential to wield minor runes instinctively, fast recovery, and dream-impressions of their House's ancestral memories.
Challenges: In some Houses, the pressure to manifest a House's signature ability can create great tension in adolescence.
CASE STUDY: Thor Odinson and Linage Resonance
Thor, son of Odin and Frigga, is not a typical Asgardian. His bloodline includes ancient Vanir-divinity and elder Asgardian magic. As such, his offspring, even in theory, would carry immense metaphysical imprinting, especially if born through emotional resonance or divine rite.
( necessary addendum from moi: as with everything this pertains to my muse's MC Universe, therefore Frigga is his mother. However, MCU has stated she is Asgardian which I honestly do not see as correct. She is a Vanir in our canon.
A. Thor × Human
Physiology: Offspring would age slowly, likely showing rapid childhood development followed by a decelerated aging curve. Likely to possess some elemental resistance.
Powers: High chance of weather-affinity, including minor storm calling, static charge buildup, and atmospheric influence.
Challenges: Prone to emotional overcharge. Storms may follow mood. May suffer psychological strain in low-magic environments.
B. Thor × Another Humanoid Species (from within Nine Realms)
Physiology: Near-divine resilience. Child may develop visible sigils on skin in early youth (e.g., runic birthmarks). Energy patterns in body may form a symbiotic resonance with certain Realms.
Powers: Extremely potent hybrids, could wield dual elemental signatures. Example: fire-lightning, ice-storm, light-thunder.
Challenges: Realm-alignment complications. Some may require periodic exposure to both parent Realms to maintain equilibrium.
C. Thor × Asgardian
Physiology: Offspring would be exceedingly stable, with both divine musculature and storm-bound biology. Likely to inherit weapon-bonding instinct.
Powers: Predictable manifestation of storm-tied magic, and potentially a new elemental expression. Children may call lightning from birth.
Challenges: Early magical surges. Requires storm-calming rites in early years.
D. Thor × Mutant ( anyone with additional genetic coding )
Physiology: Unprecedented union. The offspring of a storm god and a weather-wielding mutant would be metaphysically rare, likely a Nexus Being. Aging unknown.
Powers: Atmospheric dominance. Could potentially command global pressure systems, bend ionospheric boundaries, or open portals through pressure and current alone.
Challenges: Universal balance concerns. Such a being might unintentionally alter localized climates or impact weather-linked magic systems. Likely watched by cosmic entities.
** ( this is of course all subjective as it depends on the universe in which he is written and the partner he has in that universe, and definitely depends on the kiddos that already exist <3 we tend to follow the hc's of our partners when it comes to that, and if not plotting is needed. )
*** ( i am NO expert on genetics or physiology, or even a medical expert :/ so please take this with the same amount of salt as you would any fantasy head canon and world building. yes i want to be as realistic as possible, i always try really hard to be, but sometimes i can't really brain well enough )
**** ( obv none of this applies to myth or myth based canon <3 that's a different can of worms i am NOT touchy any time soon )
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Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.
whatever.
i dont caaaaaare
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my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information
count dracula? uhhh ok. one
WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us
cmon they just started… give it some time
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
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Reading x reader fics as an adult feels like I'm healing my inner teenager because 14 year old me probably would’ve loved this shit
It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.
Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.
no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.
I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?
you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT
Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.