wfa presents: jason "drama" todd

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wfa presents: jason "drama" todd
Send me a ship and a number and I'll tell you
susurrusilous:
- How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals?
- Howâs their team work? Do they share well?
- Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?
- First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?
- Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?
- Any tasks that are always left to one person?
- What annoys them the most about their partner? Would they change it if they could?
- What do the like best about their partner?
- Do they discuss big issues? Religion? Marriage? Children? Death?
- Who drives? Cooks? Does the handiwork? Cleans? Pays the bills? Handles the public?
- Do they celebrate holidays? Anniversaries?
- Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?
- What do they do for fun? Do they have a favorite activity or do they like to switch things up?
- Anything they both dread?
- How adventurous are they?
- Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat?
- What would make them break up? Would it be permanent?
- What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?
- What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?
- What does their home look like? Their room?
- Do they share any interests or hobbies?
- Does their work ever interfere with the relationship?
- How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?
- Any doubts about the relationship?
- How much time do they spend together? Do they share their feelings, or hold things in?
- How do their friends feel about their relationship? Their families?
- Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?
- What are their vacations like?
- How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?
- Could they manage a long distance relationship?
- Do they finish each otherâs sentences? Pick up any phrases or habits from each other? Know when the other is hiding something?
- Do they ever get into trouble? Is it serious, or are they just mischievous?
- What kind of presents do they get each other? Do they only do it on special occasions?
- Do they have any pets?
- Do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? Do they have a fatal flaw?
- Whatâs their greatest strength as a couple? Their weakness?
- How much would they be willing to sacrifice for the other? Any lines they refuse to cross?
- What are they like in the bedroom? Any kinks/fetishes/turn-ons? Anything they wonât do?
- Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first? Â When did they realize they were in love?
- Any special memories? Do they have a special place they like to go to?
- Are they party-goers? What are they like when theyâre drunk? Does it happen often?
- Do they let each other get away with things that would normally bother them?
- Do they talk often? What about?
- Are the comfortable with each other? Anything they have to have their privacy for?
- Any special dreams or goals they have as a couple? Any heartbreaks? Regrets?
I'm back on my shit. Send me questions.
JayKon
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Birdflash
Clark/Bruce/Talia
Paladin and his Demon Lawyer by Ever HARMAAN
âYou see my dear boy, given a few smites and my expertise on well executed prosecution, theyâll never see us coming.â
âWhy are you interesed in helping me?â
âChaos, of course. No one expects the introduction of demonic litigation.â
and here was me, wondering who tf gave jason todd a dragon.
Oh good! I wasn't the only one who had this thought!
The boy deserves a dragon though, let's be honest
things i've learned about fandom
⟠You don't need your ship to become canon to be valid.
⟠Fanfic doesn't need to be ideologically pure when it comes to canon. Or even when it comes to your own headcanon. Fanfic is not meta. Fiction writing doesn't need to be your fannish mission statement. (Unless you want it to be.) Feel free to explore ideas in your fic even if they aren't "right."
⟠Meta is not canon. Not even if the meta is from someone with a million subscribers. You're allowed to pick and choose your own headcanon, even if someone makes an hour-long youtube vid about why their meta is Right.
⟠The actor is not the character is not the actor.
⟠Complaining about a ship will never endear people to the alternative ship that you want them to prefer. Never.
⟠Likewise bashing that one character who "gets in the way" of your ship (or even taking attention away from your fave) is plain nasty. Just say no. (Fandom's own history is littered with the bodies of characters whose crime was that they were in the way.)
⟠Everyone has a bias in interpreting media. I do. You do too. Your "it's obvious" is not someone else's obvious. Subtext is always seen through your own lens.
⟠It truly doesn't matter if someone ships something that you don't. Even if you hate that ship. I can't tell you how much it doesn't matter. Also there is a 99.9999% chance that you'll never change each other's minds about how you interpret the media no matter what you say, so doing battle over it is beyond pointless.
⟠Online fandom can cluster into echo chambers, giving a warped sense that "everyone thinks [X]" when that's far from the case. Even people who ship the same ship aren't going to agree on things. (And really there's no need to.)
⟠Your fannish experience is not universal. Just because you haven't personally seen something in your echo chamber bubble doesn't mean it doesn't exist. (e.g. fans being horrible to other fans) If only I had a dollar for every time I saw someone write indignantly "I have never seen any of my fellow shippers do this!" in order to dismiss a complaint. (I've probably even written this myself once upon a time so I owe myself some money.)
⟠Which leads to "Curate Your Experience." Being involved in fandom should be enjoyable. If it's causing you real life stress, time to think about letting some stuff go, whether it's making yourself crazy looking at things you know you don't agree with, or even following someone that's bringing you down.
Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic
The Batkids Explaining Their Injuries to Teachers Over the Years
Dick: Well, Iâm an acrobat see so I grew up in a circus and I still practice to feel close to my roots and I fell off a railing
Teacher: Thatâs the third time this week, Mr Grayson. Maybe itâs a good thing you donât plan to pursue this as a career
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Jason: I got in a fight
Teacher: [eyeing the scratches, courtesy of Catwoman] with what, a jungle cat?
Jason: Cougar actually
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Steph: I fell
Teacher: âŠ
Steph: Iâm like, super clumsy. [purposefully trips over nothing] oop there I go again.
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Damian: [missing half his teeth] mugged.
Teacher: by who, the tooth fairy?
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Duke: I had an accident
Teacher: what kind of accident?
Duke: horse with a grudge
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Teacher: [eyeing two deep gashes, a broken arm, and severe bruising] what happened?
Tim: I was born like this.
@fairytail-ship-obsessedâ Â I have no idea when this comment was posted but yes of course :D please tag/message me if you do Iâd love to read it đ
Weâve been blessed by Dexter Soyâs Jason with his white streak! A win for Jason Todd nation <3
Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering:Â âThis might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,â says the philanthropist.
Bruce Wayne Says Luthor, Queen, Gates Could Stop Pandemic If They Took Action, Challenges Them To âMeet Me In The Pitâ.Â
 "If we fight with bo staff, I can defeat them in single combat while still maintaining social distancing,â says Wayne, apparently not joking.
When asked if he thought Wayne was serious, son Jason Todd, 24, said, âTimboâs the best with a bo staff, but Dad can and will bet up Lex Luthor. Iâd be willing to open a betting pool. All the proceeds would go to pandemic relief in the Narrows.â
Mayor Says Red Hood Is Considered Essential, Not His Employees
âIt wasnât like I was gonna have them out there in this shit anyways,â says the druglord. âIf anyone does, itâs Penguin or Mask. Iâve emptied out all my warehouses, and theyâre open as shelters. Fuck the government.â When asked his opinion on the mayor declaring him essential as part of Batmanâs team, Red Hood laughed.
Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn Beg Nightwing To Wear Actual Mask
âItâs like he doesnât remember that time I almost died of a bioweapon,â agrees Red Robin.
Scarecrow Gives Up Fear Toxin, Saying 2020 Alone Is Enough For Him To Continue His Studies
CDC Warns Joker Safe Gas Masks Filter Gas Particulates, Not Viruses. Bruce Wayne Asks For 2 Weeks
So....I've been dealing with A LOT of mental health shit lately, hence my long absence. I'm starting to get back on track and am seeking treatment.
To help myself along, and maybe others along the way, I made a Facebook Page to chronicle my journey from beginning and beyond.
So if anyone wants to follow along, you're more than welcome to.
Anxious Days: My Life with Anxiety, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. 13 likes. Chronicling my life with anxiety from the start of my treatment and b
Just doin what I do,
Kinda forgot I'm supposed to post on here too-
Woo cat stuufff-
so, there may have been some asks about timkon
and I am going to use this as an excuse to rant about them TimKon is about soulmates, about a relationship transcending time and space, about an ultimate human experience of wanting to know another soul and wanting to be known
I mean, how can you not get invested, if they
started out with thisđ amazing bickering\banter but also working well together, even despite driving each other MAD, and finishing their first meeting with
not just Superboy saving Robin,
but also Robin saving Superboy in return?
Theyâve also self-assigned themselves the roles of Bartâs parents even though it was the first time the three of them were together
They can be the ultimate childhood friends to lovers au, not only because they literally grew up together, getting those experiences of friendship like never before, where they didnât have to hide their superhero identities , but also
because theyâve shared a lot of secrets (like that time when Kon found out that heâs got 50% Luthorâs DNA and Tim was the only one who knew) and shouldered responsibility together Even before I start anything about the undeniable romance thatâs so visible in the way they just are around each other, the bond between them as friends, each otherâs confidants and support, is so, so important, to the smallest detail
(like when in the 90s comics Tim took the time to record the episodes of a TV series Kon loves, when Kon was lost in the other dimension and couldnât watch it)
because they always have each otherâs back
(would you guess that Konâs the invulnerable one, when Tim feels like he needs to hold him after they both suffered from the same blast that threw them like 20 feet back?) This is a relationship of trust and equality and mutually supportive partnership. This panel looks super fun, just two friends goofing around:
but, if you look closer, thereâs this:
Because they know each other, the good and the bad and all thatâs in-between, both being able to recognize when the other needs help, when somethingâs not okay
This is a page from Timâs Red Robin run, the worst year of his life, the year of bad decisions and multiple near-deaths. Here, Konâs just come back from being dead, and he managed to figure out Tim and whatâs bothering him in a matter of seconds - something no one else, neither Timâs friends nor his family, managed or cared enough to do during that year âI know what guilt can do to you, Timâ - do you understand how important this is for Tim, a kid whose parents never cared enough to get to know him, a kid who still thinks that people want him around only for his usefulness? Because what Kon is saying here is I know you, I see you Because, honestly, theyâve always been looking at each other?
Even in the smallest ways (thisđ panel is from Red Tornadoâs, the first mentor of Young Justice, thoughts about them. This is an outsiders perspective on them)
They are always there for each other, always each otherâs first choice
Because they also canât really be without each other - this bond between them transcends death itself. I mean, Tim doesnât know how to live without Kon:
âI couldnât lose you, too (âŠ) I know it wouldnât have been you, but it wouldâve been somethingâ - have you ever heard anything more romantic in your life?
And, yes, letâs not forget the cloning attempts
and what Konâs death did to Tim
(note how thereâs a photo of just the two of them at Timâs bedside table):
and also how Tim changed his costume because red and black were Konâs colors?
The connection they have is so special that they tend to gravitate towards each other in all of the different continuities, even when they donât really know each otherÂ
(đKonâs a clone whoâs been alive for just a few month, and he and Timâs barely just met)
Letâs also not forget that thereâs a universe where Tim died
And Kon took his place at Bruceâs side
(do you want to think about this with me? How he probably wore Timâs utility belt after Tim died? Good, now weâre both sad) Comics establish this unimaginably close relationship between the two of them, the one that brings them together throughout different universes in the Rebirth continuity, where a lot of illogical and weird things happened and Tim forgot about Young Justice for some reason, the alternative universe evil!Batman Tim talked to him about ConnerÂ
âYou know how much he matters to usâ
no wonder Konâs the first person Tim remembers when Zatanna brings his memories back
And also Kon rushes to the rescue as soon as Bart mentions that heâs not alone in this weird alternative dimension where Konâs been stuckÂ
Kon and Tim love and trust each other
The chemistry between them is so obvious that even some of the DC authors admit it
This two literally do not know how to live without each other, they grew up together and respect, love and trust each other. No matter the circumstances, the universe always finds a way to bring them together. And thatâs probably why I, as a writer, find them so compelling, why I havenât let go of them for so long, why I keep putting them into different Alternative Universes, into different circumstances with the same outcome, again and again - the two of them always finding the way into each otherâs arms.
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I know itâs too late⊠(;ÂŽàŒàș¶ĐàŒàș¶`) Happy birthday Jasonđâ€
The War of The Roses Altercation
{Day 1}
Dick: the war of the roses was so stupid
Steph: well yeah. Everyone knows who was in the right
Dick & Cass: Lancaster
Steph & Tim: [at the same time] York
Everyone:
Dick: HOW COULD YOU-
Steph: ARE YOU-
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{Day 3}
Jason: [walks into kitchen, stops, and blinks] what the hell? Why are you wearing roses?
Alfred: they are having a disagreement
Jason: about?
Dick: Tim and Steph are Yorkists
Jason:
Jason: oh hell no gimme one of those red roses weâre settling this
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{Day 6}
Alfred: Nice to have you home again master Damian
Damian: [nods]
Alfred: I would suggest avoiding the living room. Masters Richard and Jason and Miss Cassandra has claimed it for the Lancasters
Damian: [pauses] are you suggesting a room in the manor has been occupied in the name of the red roses of Lancaster?
Alfred: quite. Master Timothy and miss Stephanie has also barricaded the sun room and proclaimed it Yorkist territory.
Damian: this is unacceptable
{later}
Steph: [hollering] HA YOU SUCKERS WE GOT DAMIAN NOW
Damian: THE SITTING ROOM HAS BEEN CONQUERED IN THE NAME OF THE NOBLE HOUSE OF YORK
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{Day 8}
Jason: [yelling from the west side of the house] ROSES ARE RED-
Tim and Steph: [from the east side] BOO
Steph: FAKE NEWS
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{Day 10}
Duke: [just stepped into the foyer] Hey Bruce
Bruce: Turn around.
Duke: what?
Bruce: [intense] turn around and walk away. Trust me, itâs for your own good.
Duke: [peering past Bruce] is that Damian and Cass fencing on the stairs?
Bruce: Thatâs not important
Damian: [loudly] Yield, you Lancastrian dog!
Duke: I feel like it really is
Bruce: [pushing him out the door] come back in a week
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{Day 11}
Bruce: [hurrying down a hallway] WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
Steph: [tumbles out of a doorway, spins around and faces Dick whoâs holding a stick] You cur! You shame your house with your cowardice!
Dick: Hardy words from a lady whoâs losing!
Duke: [sticks his head out from a room further down the corridor] Steph! This way!
Bruce: Wait, didnât I send you away?
Duke: [meets Bruceâs gaze] Long live Damian of House York! The one true king!
Dick: You made Damian king?
Duke: Heâs the only one whoâs comfortable using the royal âweâ.
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{Day 13}
Alfred: I feel I should inform you that the âYorkistsâ have stormed the âLancastrianâ stronghold. We will be needing a new chandelier.
Bruce: [rubbing his temples] why?
Alfred: I believe master Timothy finally made use of those explosives he made from pilfered kitchen supplies.
Bruce: [groans]
[thereâs a crash from another part of the house, followed by a loud 'whoopâ]
Bruce:
Bruce: that was not one of the kids.
Alfred:
Bruce: Please tell me Selina didnât get involved in this
Alfred: [awkward silence]
Bruce: Alfred?
Alfred: [walks away]
Bruce: Alfred?? TELL ME SELINA DIDNâT GET INVOLVED! ALFRED?!
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{Day 14}
Bruce: [walks into the living room to find all children collapsed onto various sofas and pillows]
Bruce: [peering at Cass and Damian, who are sharing an armchair] werenât you mortal enemies?
Jason: [lounging next to Duke] nah
Bruce:
Bruce: When I left to go scream into the void- I mean get some pie -you were locked in a furious battle in the east wing.
Dick: [laying upside down on the couch] ran out of steam
Steph: [munching on popcorn] weâre watching Legally Blonde, wanna join?
Bruce: But-
Cass: Did you say thereâs pie?
Bruce: I- who won?
Tim: Who cares? hand over the pie
Bruce:
Bruce: Are you telling me I just lived through a two week version of the 30 yearsâ war and you donât even care who won?
Duke: [waves him off] it wasnât the thirty yearsâ war, B, if it was we wouldnât have fought to begin with. I mean itâs clear that the Protestants were in the right that time.
Damian: [sniffs] I think you mean the Catholics
Everyone: [eyes each other]
Bruce: oh no
Dick: HOW COULD YOU EVEN TH-
Jason: THE CATHOLICS??
Steph: THOSE GREEDY LUTHERAN BASTA-
Tim: -CORRUPTION! UNSCRUPULOUS, UNCONSCIONABLE DEEDS-
Cass: [flips the coffee table]
@mranonymousdinosaurâ draw them as marmots
@bilingualbratâ the 80 yearsâ war ended the same year as the 30 yearsâ war (1648) but the former was an uprising against Spain, the mater matriae of Catholic powerpuff states. Also, I learned about Manzanar from a fanfic so Iâm in no position to judge you for how you learn history
@paletexanmexicanâ I donât wanna say
Glorious
Batman: [at the bat computer, scowling at the screen]
Red Hood: tough case?
Batman: I believe thereâs a new villain in Gotham
Red Hood: oh?
Batman: thereâs been a number of cryptic messages left around the city.
Red Hood: [pauses] really?
Batman: whoever it is is using a code I canât decipher. It changes with each message.
Red Hood: Hm. They sound pretty smart
Batman: [grunts] I thought Iâd cracked the code for one of them. [points at the screen] this one was left on the wall of the public library, I thought it was an adaptation of the Dewey decimal system, but the result was nonsensical.
Red Hood: ...whatâd it say?
Batman: âthese are better than Catwomanâ
Red Hood: [coughs to cover a laugh]
Batman: obviously thatâs not right so Iâm back to square one. So far they havenât made any moves but Iâm certain they will escalate sooner or later.
Red Hood: uh-huh. What do you think theyâre after?
Batman: I think they might be aiming to found an underground society, similar to the court of Owls. Their ideology seem to be connected to the superiority of people with enough intelligence to decode their messages, not unlike Riddler.
Red Hood: [straight faced] sounds serious. You got a name for them yet?
Batman: I call them âthe cryptologistâ. It seemed fitting.
Red Hood: very intriguing, this
Batman: [turns to face Red Hood] I donât want you to get involved. I believe them to be both unpredictable and highly dangerous. Promise me you will stay away from this.
Red Hood, whoâs been leaving the cryptic messages to mess with Bruce: [nodding seriously] he does sound awfully dangerous and sinister
-Later-
Tim: did you seriously waste one of your codes on a vine reference?
Jason: [unrepentant] it was the library, what did you expect me to do? Not make that joke? Itâs like you donât even know me
Tim: I often wish I didnât
Jason: [peering over Timâs shoulder] Are you done?
Tim: [leans back to survey the code he just etched into the paint of the Batmobile] just about
Jason: [contemplative] you know, those calligraphy lessons your parents made you take as a kid really paid off
[at the watchtower]
Superman: [just arrived to an emergency meeting] whatâs going on?
Green Lantern: We donât know. Thereâs been a series of sudden attacks all over the world [points at a map].
Flash: [points at an uninhibited piece of land in the Middle East] there was also a more destructive attack on a couple of buildings here. It looks like some sort of base, we suspect military, that was completely blown up and then flooded somehow. The real worry is the tech used in the attacks, though. Itâs way beyond anything thatâs on the market.
Superman: [peering at the map] oh thatâs just Bruce
The League:
Green Arrow: wait, the Bat is doing this?
Superman: [nods] I assume those are League of Shadowsâ bases. Kon said the bats were on a rampage because Raâs said something distressing to Tim.
Flash: ...and the explosion?
Superman: probably Tim, Jason, and Damian.
Green Arrow: why does Damian care if Tim is distressed?
Oracle: [through the speakers] they just like starting shit
-Meanwhile-
Spoiler: [arriving at the smoking ruins of Raâs home base] I cannot believe you guys decided to start without me
Nightwing: [trying to pull a rabid Robin away from a league member] It was less of a decision and more of a race
Spoiler: [arms crossed] you lot never invite me on family outings
Nightwing: [flabbergasted] what family outings?
Spoiler: like the time you went on vacation to the Grand Canyon
Nightwing: you mean when Batman was moping about being a bad father and dragged us along on the hike from hell? Hood almost killed all of us for real that time
Steph: well-
[thereâs an explosion nearby, followed closely by the sound of gunshots and Red Hood cackling maniacally]
Steph: [pauses to look around] whereâs Red Robin?
Nightwing:
Red Hood: [from the other side of a hill] Yes!! Now try the flamethrower!
Nightwing: shit
Robin Musings, as per Martian Manhunter
aka J'onn J'onzz, The Last Martian, Ph.D. (Creepy Psychology), M.A. (Costume Design)
Robin I
Ah, it is Batman's bat-baby
How lovely, I am reminded of my babies
Why yes, green is my favourite color
However did you guess
Ah I have made the child happy
Batman as you know I sadly have no children anymore
Could I sometimes borrow this one please
Robin II
Hello angry child
I sense you have a lot of inner pain
No I was not being a creeptastic psych doc
What even is that
Here, have some martian tea, it calms the nerves
Oh no
I miscalculaed the amount of tea to use
The child is sleeping
Hide before Batman finds out
Robin III
This is getting ridiculous
Batman has severe unaddressed psychological issues
He shouldn't be having children willy nilly
As a good friend I will take this one
âŠ
Why can't I read your mind
Please this is scary
Why are your mental defenses so strong, this is unheard of-
Robin IV
Please stop
Your thoughts are TOO LOUD
I am having a migraine
No I do not want a waffle to cure my ailments
I am a martian
I am quite sure that I cannot digest refined flour
Robin III again
Oh thank the stars
Peace at last
Let us continue to sit here quietly
Robin V
What
Why
So snippy
Calm down small child
A thought occurs
*shapeshifts into Nightwing*
Success, the child is smiling