David Johnson aka "Ultranger Henshin"

I am a fan of lots of things. Pretty much sums it up.

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[spooky-pens]

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

[the-haiku-bot]

If I don’t reblog

this Puerto Rican ass mouse

assume that I’m dead.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[lixorloveslicorice]

have this my friends

[dragon-in-a-stew]

<3

[minorrigormortis]

Reblogging because this is actually really sweet <3 Stay Alive Frens

[inspiredwriterstory]

To everyone who may be on Tumblr tonight and in the future

[the-haiku-bot]

To everyone who

may be on Tumblr tonight

and in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ceres-i]

“thanks haiku bot” we all say in unison

[no-shower-thoughts-head-empty]

New Hyrule Warriors Game Concept

A game taking place during the Imprisoning War (the one in A Link to the Past's story specifically, shortly after Ocarina of Time) While you can play as multiple characters, Zelda is definitely the main focus as she deals with the grief and guilt over forcing Link to skip seven years of his life just to die facing Ganon. Throughout the story, she seeks out the Seven Sages and eventually they all succeed in sealing Ganon away.

There aren't very many significant characters in Ocarina, but I feel the selection I thought of was decent:

Link (dies in the first stage but can be re-unlocked outside of the main story; fights like his Hyrule Warriors counterpart with the normal sword and shield, as the Master Sword doesn't have the ability to shoot energy beams in OoT)

Zelda (fights with magic/Bow of Light)

Sheik (slightly nerfed from Hyrule Warriors counterpart)

Ganondorf (fights with a trident and dark magic)

Rauru (fights with a magic staff)

Saria (fights with the Fairy Bow)

Darunia (similar to first Hyrule Warriors game but better)

Ruto (similar to first Hyrule Warriors game but better)

Impa (fights with a katana)

Nabooru (fights with Silver Gauntlets)

Dampé (fights with shovel, ghosts and undead monsters)

Malon (rides Epona)

Twinrova (fights with fire and ice magic)

Skull Kid (slightly nerfed from Hyrule Warriors counterpart)

Happy Mask Salesman (uses masks to fight enemies)

[djultranger]

Jim Croce: "You don't tug on Superman's cape" Darkseid:

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

[iwillachieve]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Trans LifeLine: 1-877-565-8860

Human Trafficking Hotline: [phone]

Domestic Violence Hotline: [phone]

BDSM Partner Abuse Hotline: [phone]

Substance Abuse Helpline: [phone]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

[just-rhys-things]

Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[swooood-dooooood]

never forget arceus steel

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

icon

[mexipika]

Oh my God its true

[tahthetrickster]

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[spaceslushie]

reblogging again because its back and better than ever.

[bright-the-wolf]

When the add says you can skip it but it doesn’t let you skip

[boobiemom]

When the ad shows you something you’re interested in, you click it, and it opens two tabs with one being a clear phishing scam and the other for some fuck app

[roberto-small-blog]

When the same ad has played so many times that you can recite it word for word in time

[smolpatrol-blog]

When the ad is fiNALLY OVER

[i-am-having-a-good-time]

One of the best post ever.

[majestically-fangirling]

This just gets so much better every time it shows up on my dash.

[the-haiku-bot]

This just gets so much

better every time it

shows up on my dash.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-voweler]

Anyone else see the gacha heat ad?

[no-shower-thoughts-head-empty]

Jingle Bell Rock but covered in genres other than rock

[djultranger]

Any songs with reference to a specific genre covered in genres other than the one they’re originally in

[opalescent-apples]

Gonna regret this...

I will add a sentence to a WIP of mine for every note this gets.

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[djultranger]

My Hero Academia really out here giving the villains as many inspirational motivational speeches as the heroes get

[canine-t33th]

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

[notactuallyabirb]

Hey @itsapmseymour, can you help?

[itsapmseymour]

Certainly

[amaraqwolf]

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

[amaraqwolf]

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

[andythecarpathian]

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[ponku-po]

[philosophical-pete]

oh no my finger slipped

[thefreespirit]

Whoops, I just posted this? Oh well.

[shadysaladtyrant]

Oops sorry my rights slipping away made me trip and press the button

[the-haiku-bot]

Oops sorry my rights

slipping away made me trip

and press the button

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[flagellant]

It’s from november 2020 what do you mean ancient