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muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

wariolands-blog

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

viseriontargaryen

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

davekat-deactivated20130315-dea

btc-official-deactivated2024071

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

rain-droplet

even you

hufflepuffharukananase

Even me

myriapoda-1306

I'm really obsessed with bees and wasps, and last year I met a new friend in uni who not only was scared of them to death, but also hated them. Like really hated, she was the "I wish wasps just went extinct" type of person.

And this recently I was talking to her and mentioned her fear of bees and wasps. And she said: "you know, I really hated them my whole life. But then I met you and you talk about bees and wasps so much, they bring you so much joy. And it changed my view of them completely"

Turns out she just couldn't look at these insects in the same hateful way since meeting me. Not only because they bring happiness to someone important to her (me), but also because I showed her how cool, smart and important wasps and bees are.

Sometimes it takes just one happy nerd to change someone's views from hatred to respect.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

rcktpwr

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

rcktpwr

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

eddiegayass

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

lillie-garden

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

lillie-garden

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

redwaltz

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

lillie-garden

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

lillie-garden

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

helpeverythingiscats

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

lillie-garden

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

helpeverythingiscats