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saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life
and let's be honest. if something bad was happening, good sex ed would help them recognize that. trying to shelter children from even knowing what sex is doesn't help or even work, it actually enables abuse. teach them about consent
Hot take: let's not discuss sexual stuff around CHILDREN.
Let's not sexualize children or even think of children & sexual stuff
Don't discuss sexual stuff with CHILDREN.
They cannot consent.
Children cannot consent and I dont know how many times we have to tell you this.
CHILDREN. CANNOT. CONSENT.
people like you are the reason so many kids can't speak up about being sexually abused. go back to the catholic church or whatever. we need proper sex education and this is dire
oh they're literally catholic. that explains a lot.
sex education â sexualization
sex education â sexual abuse
sex education â child endangerment
HOWEVER
sex education = increased safety through knowledge
sex education = decrease in teen pregnancy
sex education = decrease in spread of sexually transmitted diseases
sex education = productive and necessary
Hello! Literally practicing Catholic here! Raised by Catholic parents since birth! I went through things exactly like this as a child entirely because my parents neglected my sex education due to viewing it as 'scarring' and 'inappropriate'! Please fucking educate your kids about sex and what constitutes sexual abuse! Teach them they have a right to refuse! :)
And let's also say the uncomfortable part out loud here: it's not only about protecting kids against older teens and against adults.
The average age for puberty to start is 11-12, but it is normal for puberty to begin between the ages of 8 and 14. Puberty is only considered 'too early' by doctors and delayed with puberty blockers if a girl is 7 or a boy is 8. And while not everyone experiences sexual arousal in the first years of puberty, quite a lot of kids do.
So, as deeply uncomfortable as it makes adults: some 11 year olds have already been getting horny for 3 or 4 years. And while their first explorations of that feeling often happen alone, some of that hornyness will drive those kids to seek out others to experiment.
So without information, that 11 year old may end up having sex with another kid and may get pregnant. That 11 year old may sexually assault a younger kid, not out of malice but out of simply not knowing that you should not do this to others. The idea that these things will not happen if we don't tell kids about sex is patently false.
I know we don't like to think about literal kids getting horny, but if we ignore the fact that this happens, those will kids suffer because of our cowardly unwillingness to face the facts and to give them the information to stay safe and to be safe to others.
For those who want a source on the age at which people can start getting horny:
The sexual response cycle consists of desire, arousal, orgasm and resolution. People experience the cycle differently.
HOOOOOO boyyyyyy.
Okay. I'm trained in this.
You need to be providing age-appropriate sexual education to children from as young as you possibly can.
When kids are really young this looks like "Yes, that's mummy's vagina. Please leave the bathroom because it is rude to be in the bathroom while mummy is using the toilet. Mummy is placing her boundary, sweetheart, and you need to respect that."
"Yes, daddy does have something different to mummy. What daddy has is called a penis. Yes (mummy/daddy's penis/vagina) is the same as you."
You will notice here that I use the anatomical terms for these body parts. That is for a reason. It helps your child if something does happen better be able to disclose, exactly, what has happened to them. You do not want your child trying to disclose using words such as "secret pocket" or "hidden flower" or "willie" as this can obfuscate meaning. Imagine, if you will, Maisie trying to disclose that Coach Asshole touched her sexually by saying "Coach Asshole stuck his stick into my secret pocket," to a teacher or family friend who does not know that those words are euphemisms. Maisie has tried to disclose, but has been unsuccessful because she does not have the language that she needs.
Now, next.
Children, especially girls, can start going through puberty young. Like, really young. I have taught 9 year olds who menstruate. We need to be teaching these children about their bodies. We need to be teaching boys about the bodies of people who menstruate. There is so much misinfomation amongst grown cismen about menstruation because they are not taught it in school.
We also need to teach children about consent and bodily autonomy from as young as possible. This sets them up that even if they do, unfortunately, suffer abuse of this form they are vocal in their protestations and are more likely to disclose than children who have been taught to accept that adults can do whatever they want to a child's body. Granny kissing little Maisie on the cheek doesn't look that different to Coach Asshole calling his girls at gymnastics "Special girls" and kissing/touching them inappropriately, especially to a child (who, usually, have a much less refined emotional radar and both will cause them to shut down and just accept what is happening. You want your kid to be able to say "No, what you are doing/did to my body is wrong.")
So.
How should adults behave around children?
Firstly - my golden rule of interacting with children is If you have nothing to hide, don't hide anything.
This means when you are interacting with children you always do so in an area where you will easily be visible if another adult happens to walk by. No closed doors, try to minimise rooms without windows, have another adult present.
The reason you are doing this is to make it flag as strange and unusual to a child if an adult tries to get them alone. Safe adults do not do that. By making sure you are transparent in your behaviour, the child is more likely to flag something being wrong when someone is not transparent. You are equipping the child with skills to protect themselves.
They will also be more likely to disclose to another adult that an adult was trying to get them alone.
Secondly - No secrets.
(There is a little bit of an exception to this rule but to begin with, no secrets.)
This leads back to transparency. A safe adult will not ask a child to keep a secret from another adult. If Uncle Jeff is telling Nancy to keep "our little secret" when he gives her extra dessert, then Nancy is prone to believe that keeping a secret from another adult is something she's supposed to do when Uncle Scumbucket asks her to keep his inappropriate fondling of her as "our little secret." Children who see secrets as unusual are more likely to disclose that an adult told them to keep something a secret.
This is also important as grooming usually starts as "we need to keep you getting this special treat as our little secret." Uncle Jeff giving Nancy more icecream out of the goodness of his heart looks a lot like Uncle Scumbucket giving Nancy candy and lollies and extra screentime in an effort to get her to like him and Uncle Scumbucket's secrets are going to move on to "Sit on my lap today, honey, but don't tell your mother. Remember, this is our little secret." And eventually to Uncle Scumbucket asking Nancy to keep sexual activities as "our little secret."
You do not want children thinking that safe adults keep secrets.
Thirdly - this ties in a little with secondly but Teach your child the difference between a safe secret and an unsafe secret.
If you are unsure of the difference yourself -
A safe secret:
Does not hurt anybody by the keeping of it, including yourself.
Is usually accompanied by a feeling of excitement
Has an end date where everyone will become aware of the contents of the secret.
A safe secret is a surprise birthday party, a camping trip, a surprise trip to disneyworld, pizza!
An unsafe secret:
Can hurt someone and can hurt to keep
Is accompanied by a feeling of nervousness or dread or shame
does not have an end date. The secret is ongoing.
You can see how Uncle Scumbucket's secret is unsafe, but also how Uncle Jeff's secret is unsafe because Uncle Jeff's secret does not have an end date. Uncle Jeff's secret is unsafe because it is priming Macy to see Uncle Scumbucket's secret as reasonable, which leads back to the grooming discussed above.
Lastly, and this is very important -
'Protecting' children from having access to sexual education actually does them an injustice.
We do not live in a perfect world.
Bad things can and do happen to children, with depressing frequency. Get me drunk sometime and I'll tell you what I'm legally allowed to disclose of the stories where terrible shit has happened to children I have cared for.
Pretending that they don't happen means that if they do happen, children are unable to recognise and respond appropriately. You are making your child less equipped to protect themselves, not more.
Children who are taught age-appropriate sexual education from a young age are so much less likely to be in a situation of sexual violence than those who are not taught age-appropriate sexual education. Children who are taught age-appropriate sexual education are more likely to disclose if something does happen to them, than children who are not.
Protect your kids.
And for God's sake teach them the words 'penis' and 'vagina/vulva'
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alottt of transmascs seem 2 think tyhat vocal training is somehow superr hard n super difficult, but its rlly not! i think part of this is in part because of voice instructional videos, half of them are people spouting bullshit or not being descriptive enough, and the other half (by vocal coaches) are loaded with technical termonology witch is missmatched between them, making it very difficult to tell what part of the body they are talking abt just to preface, you probably will not have an extrordinarily deep voice, but you can absolutely get a passing male voice even if you have a super high pitched voice! vocal gender is not determined only by how deep your voice is, you can have a high pitched male voice and a low pitched female voice to give you an example of how much change you can expect, here is my voice, ive been doing vocal training for about 3 years now.
there isnt actually a massive difference in terms of the depth, but there is a noticable difference in terms of masculinity i sound a little bit uncomfortable in the normal voice example, this is because i pretty much never use my natural voice, so its not my "default" voice anymore you will not lose your normal voice as you do vocal training, you simply will get better at controling your mouth and throat muscles to make it deeper, so if you are closeted you can still do vocal training while maintaining your higher pitch voice, its a matter of building up a muscle memory, after a while it becomes automatic the examples were taken like, a minute from eachother, its just moving your mouth in the right way you can also see i have a bit of a thicker accent while doing my vocal training voice, this is because pronouncing words very clearly and distinctly while also making your voice deeper is very difficult & something i am still working on note that this is still good to do and to work on even if you plan on going on T !! unless you have been on puberty blockers or started hrt very very early (at puberty age) then HRT will not be perfect and is not identical to the effects of stereotypical amab puberty, this isnt to say that it wont help, but the differences in larynx height that you will naturally get are not the same intensity as what generally happens in male puberty. this means you will have a higher then average male voice, as well as transmasc voices absent of vocal training generally sound more buzzy and nasaly here is an example, given by a dear friend of mine who would prefer to be unnamed
this isnt to dunk on anybody who has this kind of voice, i personally like it, but it is clockable if you know what to look for, witch could be unsafe depending on where you live to start : anatomy you are not a guitar, youre more like a bottle. to speak you blow air through your windpipe, and depending on the width of your tube/windpipe you will have a lower/ higher pitched sound, your vocal cords/voicebox are a fold in that tube, witch can open and close to constrict or widen your tube thin tube = higher pitched wide tube = lower pitched within stereotypical male puberty, these folds thicken, making them close less easily then thinner folds, making the voice deeper the opening/closing of the folds is sometimes called the "glottal cycle" and thick folds are are sometimes refered to as having a "high closed quotient" having thicker vocal folds is something only achivable through testosterone, but you can get a deeper voice by making your tube bigger, sometimes refered to as "lowering your larynx", a lower larynx results in an adams apple, and you can use how much of an adams apple you have during training as a phisical reference point
beside your tube, you have a set of strap muscles, these you can move, its by controlling these that you can hold your tube open. you cannot move your windpipe itself, only the strap muscles
to find your strap muscles, you can do a small excersize - in a relaxed position and your mouth open, place your hand underneath your collarbone to one side firmly, pinning the skin down - tilt your head backwards and close your mouth - hold for a few secconds, then close your mouth and tilt your head back to a normal position - repeat on other side you should be able to feel a pulling in the strap muscle on eather side, generally one is tigher then the other. doing this excersise can help you make them a lil more flexable, witch helps you maintain your deep voice when you move your head around making your voice deeper / lowering the larynx :
on an anatomical level, you are going to control your strap muscles to tug your windpipe downwards, creating more space and a deeper sound you can feel this in your mouth, use your toungue to feel the bottom of your mouth, this bottom part of your mouth is what you wanna try to make bigger, kindof like a frog
people sometimes refer to this as speaking with a yawn, or liken it to trying to eat something large like a snowglobe, but this is a ultimately harmful way of thinking about it, and generally leads to people moving their larynx and mouth in a way that is straining, not very helpful for making your voice deeper, and also kindof slimey sounding you should not feel pressure in the back of your throat or the top of your mouth, you should only feel the pulling of your strap muscles and the expanding of the bottom portion of your mouth. below your toungue if you place your hand where your adams apple would be, you should be able to feel it bulge and tense up when you do this
you can do vocal slides in order to practice this - drink some water and clear your throat - take a deep breath and, at a volume and pitch that is comfortable and natural for you, open your mouth and go aaaaaa - trying to keep your mouth open the same ammount as you go, try and expand your tube, feeling the bottom of your mouth inflate a little, you can feel your throat to have phisical confermation of if you are doing it correctly - once you have reached the maximum ammount of open that is comfortable for you, try and hold that note as long as you can, being careful not to slide your pitch up if done correctly it should sound something like :
you need to make sure that you are pacing your air properly, you should be able to hold the note at a consistant volume for the length of the slide here is an example of a slide done without properly pacing your air, this is called "vocal fry"
you can help avoid this by doing the slide slower, you dont have to rush getting to the lowest note as fast as possible, try not to stress your vocal cords this slide is very difficult, if you are having trouble, you can modify the excersize if your issue is keeping your volume consistant, or keeping your jaw open the same ammount, you can do the same thing but humming instead
if your issue is pacing your air, and going into vocal fry, you can do the same thing, but you pant like a dog
being louder / vocal weight : vocal weight describes how loud you are / how much air you are pushing through your windpipe, if you find you are too quiet, you can try doing a volume slide
- drink some water and clear your throat - take a deep breath and, at LOW volume open your mouth and go aaaaaa, i would reccomend doing this at your normal pitch - trying to keep your mouth open the same ammount as you go, increase the ammount of air you let through your lungs, getting louder - hold it as loud as you can for as long as you can, and once you run out of air you can stop as with the other slide, you wanna make sure you do this one slowly, and make sure to start the slide at a low volume, this is to help you get more familiar with controlling the ammount of air you let through your windpipe once you get comfortable with that, you should combine that with the previous slide, and try to expand your tube/ lower your larynx as you get louder
maintaining that depth when speaking :
speaking is the same thing as singing, but it involves way more movement of the mouth, and if you dont change your technique a little between speaking and singing it will sound bad try to keep in mind the position of your tongue, while flattening it can help with getting the opening of your tube part down, you dont wanna actually talk like that, try to have your toungue in a natural position just resting against your bottom teeth try not to compress your throat, you shouldnt feel any kind of pressure against your windpipe, you should only feel a pulling in your strap muscles if you notice your voice sounds slimey or nasaly or muffled, youre focusing a little bit too hard on creating good mouth space that youre messing with your throat space
if you sound slimey, make sure you arent flattening your toungue against the bottom of your mouth, and that you arent straining or over exerting yourself, it shouldnt feel painful or tense at the back of your throat or top of your mouth if you have a hard time maintaining your voice while doing things you should stretch your strap muscles using the excersize in the anatomy section, if they arent super flexable then its going to be hard maintaining your voice while tilting your head when you start its gonna be pretty hard, so make sure that you dont overexert yourself or get hyperfixated on having a deep voice 24/7, you dont wanna damage your voice at all not being embarrassed / practical use :
alot of vocal training excersizes sound pretty stupid, but you dont have to do the excersizes exactly how they are shown here when doing my vocal training i generally sing or hum to a song, ideally one with alot of sustained notes and that doesnt require very fast pitch changes if you want a song i like to start with, i like this one by cats millionare, but you can really do whatever song you like as long as it works good for you
while not required having a male vocalist in the song can also help. it helps switch vocal training from a concious effort to a more subconcious thing, because your brain trys to mimic the voice of the people you listen to with speaking around people i used to feel a little embarrassed about using my deeper voice, because it made me feel like im just like. a stupid little boy trying to make my voice deeper to sound cool. but one thing you have to realize about this kind of thought is that its internalized transphobia if speaking in a certain way, even if its unnatural, makes you happier then you should do it, the idea of having a "natural" and "unnatural" voice is a common idea in transphobic retoric, this idea that youre "faking" a voice so you can "trick people" into "thinking that youre a different gender" ultimately, youre doing this to become more happy and comfortable in your voice, and if anybody HAS an issue with that or think that thats stupid, then theyre transphobic, though they probably dont realize it. if you dont like singing or humming, you can also just speak and read things out, there really is no reccomendation i have for this, maybe get on a call with your friends and play a visual novel or something, reading out all the dialougue. having friends while you do this helps, as you can have them remind you when you start losing or slipping up with the deeper voice you dont actually have to make sound to vocal train, you can do it in complete silence, anatomically youre just moving the muscles in your mouth a certain way, and the sound part is done by blowing air through, but the making sound part is just the final step of the excersizes and it is optional. you can vocal train in complete silence at any time i would reccomend doing it with sound to start, but as you get more used to it then you can do it without the sound to practice most importantly for doing it consistantly though is dont make it a chore to do, while the anatomical and technical aspects are important to learn the most important thing is having it be practical for you to do, so find a method to do it regularly that works for you you dont have to like, do it 24/7 or anything, though you will build a habit for it quicker if you do. if you need to switch how deep your voice is around family thats not gonna somehow take away your progress
fankyu 4 reading!! if you have any questions pleaseplease ask them and i will try to respond!! i know theres alot of formatting issues, i tried so hard to fix them but tumblr is just not having it, i dont know why
probably i just said it but i want to say it again:
- donât apologise if you donât know english.
- yes, english is the most common language on the internet but you are not forced to know it perfectly.
- your own language is beautiful.
- non-english people make a huge effort to write in English everyday on this website.
- support non-english people and donât make them feel bad if they do not know English.Â
- actually support all the languages.
- spread more language diversity on Tumblr.
thank you.Â
Probabilmente lâho giĂ detto, ma voglio ribadirlo:
- non scusarti se non conosci lâinglese
- è vero, lâinglese è la lingua piĂš comune su internet, ma non sei obbligato/a a conoscerlo perfettamente
- la tua lingua è bella
- i non anglofoni si sforzano molto ogni giorno a scrivere in inglese su questo sito
- sostieni i non anglofoni e non scoraggiarli se non conoscono lâinglese
- sostieni tutte le lingue
- sostieni la diversitĂ linguistica su Tumblr
Grazie.
Wahrscheinlich habe ich es schon gesagt, aber ich sage es nochmal:Â
- Entschuldige dich nicht, wenn du kein Englisch kannst.Â
- Ja, Englisch ist vielleicht die am meisten gesprochene Sprache im Internet, aber du bist nicht dazu gezwungen, es perfekt zu sprechen.Â
- Deine Muttersprache ist wertvollÂ
- Leute, deren Muttersprache nicht Englisch ist, geben sich jeden Tag die grĂśĂte MĂźhe, auf dieser Webseite Englisch zu benutzen
- UnterstĂźtzt Leute, deren Muttersprache nicht Englisch ist, und macht euch nicht Ăźber sie lustig, wenn sie kein Englisch sprechen.Â
- UnterstĂźtzt alle Sprachen
- Setzt euch fĂźr mehr Sprachenvielfalt auf Tumblr ein
Danke. :)Â
-Â ne vous excusez pas si vous ne connaissez pas l'anglais. -Â oui, l'anglais est la langue la plus utilisĂŠe sur Internet mais vous n'ĂŞtes pas obligĂŠ de la connaĂŽtre parfaitement.
- vos langue maternelle est belle.
- les non-anglophones font un effort ĂŠnorme pour ĂŠcrire en anglais tous les jours sur ce site.
- soutenez les non-anglophones et ne leur faites pas sentir mal sâils ne connaissent pas lâanglais.
- supporte toutes les langues.
- Parlez de plus de diversitĂŠ linguistique sur Tumblr.
merci :)
Ik heb het waarschijnlijk al eerder gezegd maar ik wil het nogmaals zeggen:
- Zeg geen sorry als je geen Engels spreekt.
- Ja, Engels is de meest gebruikte taal op het internet maar je hoeft het niet perfect te kennen.
- Jou eigen taal is prachtig.
- Niet-Engelstalige mensen doen enorm hun best om elke dag Engels te schrijven op deze site.
- Moedig niet-Engelstalige mensen aan en geef hen geen slecht gevoel over het feit dat ze geen Engels spreken.
- Eigenlijk, moedig alle talen aan.
- Verspreid meer diversiteit in talen op Tumblr!
Dank je wel.
Probablemente ya lo haya dicho, pero quiero volver a decirlo.
- No te disculpes si no sabes inglĂŠs.
- Es verdad que el inglĂŠs es el idioma mĂĄs hablado en internet, pero no estĂĄs obligado a hablarlo perfectamente.
- Tu idioma nativo es hermoso.
- La gente que no habla inglĂŠs como idioma nativo hace un gran esfuerzo para hablarlo todos los dĂas en esta pĂĄgina web.
- Apoya a la gente que no sepa hablar inglĂŠs y no les hagas sentir mal si no saben hablarlo a la perfecciĂłn.
- Apoya todos los idiomas.
- Apoya la diversidad lingĂźistica en Tumblr.
Muchas gracias.
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谢谢
Ń ŃŃĐž пО-ĐźĐžĐľĐźŃ ŃМо ŃкаСаН Đ˝Ń Ń Ń ĐžŃŃ ŃкаСаŃŃ ĐžĐżŃŃŃ:
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Jag har antagligen sagt det men jag vill säga det igen:
- be inte om ursäkt om du inte kan engelska.
- ja, engelska är det vanligaste sprüket pü internet men du är inte tvungen att kunna det perfekt.
- ditt eget sprük är vackert.
- icke-engelsprükiga personer gÜr en stor ansträngning varje dag fÜr att skriva pü engelska pü den här sajten.
- stĂśd icke-engelsprĂĽkiga personer och behandla dem inte nedlĂĽtande om de inte kan engelska.
- faktum är att du bÜr stÜdja all sprük
- fĂśrsĂśk sprida mer sprĂĽk-variation pĂĽ Tumblr
Tack.
ĐĐľŃĐžŃŃнО гО ĐşĐ°ĐˇĐ°Ń , нО иŃкаП да гО каМа ĐžŃнОвО:
- ĐĐľ ŃĐľ иСвинŃваКŃĐľ, акО но СнаоŃĐľ ангНиКŃки.
- Đа, ангНиКŃкиŃŃ Đľ наК-ŃĐľŃŃĐž ŃŃĐľŃаниŃŃ ĐľĐˇĐ¸Đş в инŃĐľŃноŃ, нО но ŃŃĐľ Đ´ĐťŃМни да гО СнаоŃĐľ поŃŃокŃнО.
- ĐаŃиŃŃ ŃОйŃŃвон оСик Đľ ĐşŃаŃив.
- ĐĽĐžŃаŃа, кОиŃĐž но гОвОŃŃŃ Đ°Đ˝ĐłĐťĐ¸ĐšŃки каŃĐž ŃОдон оСик, Đ˛ĐťĐ°ĐłĐ°Ń ĐžĐłŃОПни ŃŃĐ¸ĐťĐ¸Ń Đ´Đ° пиŃĐ°Ń Đ˝Đ° ангНиКŃки вŃоки дон на ŃОСи ŃойŃаКŃ.
- ĐОдкŃопŃĐšŃĐľ но-ангНОгОвОŃŃŃиŃĐľ Ń ĐžŃа и но ги каŃаКŃĐľ да ŃĐľ ŃŃвŃŃĐ˛Đ°Ń ĐˇĐťĐľ, акО но СнаŃŃ Đ°Đ˝ĐłĐťĐ¸ĐšŃки.
- ĐŃŃŃнОŃŃ, пОдкŃопŃĐšŃĐľ вŃиŃки оСиŃи.
- РаСпŃĐžŃŃŃаноŃĐľ ŃаСнООйŃаСиоŃĐž на пОвоŃĐľ оСиŃи в Tumblr.
ĐНагОдаŃŃ!đ
prawdopodobnie juĹź to powiedziaĹem, ale wspomnÄ raz jeszcze:
- nie przepraszaj, jeĹli nie znasz angielskiego
- tak, angielski to najbardziej rozpowszechniony jÄzyk w internecie, ale nie zmusza ciÄ to do znania go perfekcyjnie
- twĂłj wĹasny jÄzyk jest piÄkny
- osoby, ktĂłrych jÄzykiem ojczystym nie jest angielski, podejmujÄ ogromny wysiĹek, piszÄ c w jÄzyku angielskim na tej stronie
- wspieraj osoby, ktĂłrych jÄzykiem ojczystym nie jest angielski i nie sprawiaj, Ĺźe czujÄ siÄ gorzej jeĹli go nie znajÄ
- wlasciwie, wspieraj wszystkie jÄzyki
- rozpowszechniaj róşnorodnoĹÄ jÄzykowÄ na tumblrze!
dziÄkujÄ
Iâm going to use âofficial languageâ for this, anyone who knows Finnish knows that spoken and written are completely different
Varmaan jo sanoin tämän, mutta haluan sanoa uudelleen
- Ălä pyydä anteeksi ettet osaa englantia
- totta, englanti on internetin yleisin kieli mutta sinun ei ole pakko osata sitä täydellisestiÂ
- Oma kielesi on kaunis
- ei-englanninkieliset ihmiset tekevät suuren teon joka päivä kirjoittamalla englanniksi tälle nettisivulle
- tue ei-englanninkielisiä ihmisiä äläkä loukkaa heitä, jos he eivät osaa englantia
- tue kaikkia kieliä
- Levitä kielten moninaisuutta Tumblrissa
Kiitos
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- ŕ¸ŕ¸˘ŕšŕ¸˛ŕ¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸Šŕ¸ŕšŕ¸˛ŕ¸ŕ¸¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸Ąŕšŕ¸Łŕ¸šŕšŕ¸ าชาŕ¸ŕ¸ąŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸¤ŕ¸Šŕšŕ¸Ľŕ¸˘
- ภาชาŕ¸ŕ¸ąŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸¤ŕ¸Šŕšŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ าชาŕ¸ŕ¸ľŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸Ťŕšŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕšŕšŕ¸˘ŕ¸ŕ¸°ŕ¸ŕ¸ľŕšŕ¸Şŕ¸¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸´ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸Łŕšŕšŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ ŕšŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸Ąŕšŕ¸ŕ¸łŕšŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸Łŕ¸šŕšŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ąŕšŕ¸ŕ¸Ťŕ¸Ąŕ¸
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- สŕ¸ŕ¸ąŕ¸ŕ¸Şŕ¸ŕ¸¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ าชาŕ¸ŕ¸ąŕšŕ¸ŕ¸Ťŕ¸Ąŕ¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸§ŕ¸˘ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸Łŕ¸´ŕ¸
- ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸§ŕ¸˘ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸˘ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸Łŕšŕ¸ŕ¸§ŕ¸˛ŕ¸Ąŕ¸Ťŕ¸Ľŕ¸˛ŕ¸ŕ¸Ťŕ¸Ľŕ¸˛ŕ¸˘ŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ าชาŕšŕ¸Ťŕšŕ¸ŕ¸Łŕ¸°ŕ¸ŕ¸˛ŕ¸˘ŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕšŕ¸ŕ¸ŕ¸ąŕ¸Ąŕšŕ¸ŕ¸Ľŕ¸ŕ¸Łŕš
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Segur aski jadanik esan dut, baina berriro esan nahi dut:Â
- barkamenik ez eskatu ingelesez ez jakiteagatik
- bai, ingelesa interneteko hizkuntza ohikoena da baina ez duzu perfektoki jakin behar.
- zeure hizkuntza ederra da.
- ingelesez ez dakitenek ahalegin handia egiten dute egunero webgune honetan ingelesez idazten.Â
- lagun iezaiezue ingelesez ez dakitenei eta txarto ez sentiarazi ingelesez baldin ez badakite.
- hizkuntza guztiak benetan bermatu.
- indartu hizkuntza aniztasuna Tumblr-en.
Eskerrik asko.
ŮبŮا Ů٠اŰŮŮ ÚŻŮت٠ا٠ا Ů ŰŘŽŮا٠دŮباع٠بگ٠:
-اگ٠اŮÚŻŮŰŘłŰ Ř¨ŮŘŻ ŮŰستŰŘŻ ؚذع ŘŽŮاŮŰ ŮÚŠŮŰŘŻ.
-دعستŮŘ Ř§ŮÚŻŮŰŘłŰ ŘąŘ§ŰŘŹ ŘŞŘąŰ٠زبا٠ت٠اŰŮŘŞŘąŮت٠ا٠ا ٠؏بŮŘą ŮŰŘłŘŞŰ ÚŠŮ ÚŠŘ§Ů Ů Ů Ř¨Ű ŮŮŘľ بŮŘŻ باشŰŘ´.
-زبا٠؎ŮŘŻŘŞŮ٠زŰباست.
-اŮعاد ŘşŰŘą اŮÚŻŮŰŘłŰ Ř˛Ř¨Ř§Ů Ř˛ŰŘ§ŘŻŰ ŮŘą ŘąŮز س؎ت ŘŞŮاش Ů Ű ÚŠŮŮŘŻ ڊ٠ع٠ساŰŘŞ اŮÚŻŮŰŘłŰ Ř¨ŮŮŰŘłŮ.
-اŮعاد ŘşŰŘą اŮÚŻŮŰŘłŰ Ř˛Ř¨Ř§Ů ŘąŮ Ř٠اŰŘŞ ÚŠŮŰŘŻ Ů Ř¨ŘąŘ§Ű Ř§ŰŮڊ٠اŮÚŻŮŰŘłŰ Ř¨ŮŘŻ ŮŰست٠ت٠س؎عشŮŮ ŮÚŠŮŰŘŻ.
-ŘŻŘą ŮاŮŘš از Ů٠٠زبا٠Ůا Ř٠اŰŘŞ ÚŠŮŰŮ.
-ŘŞŮŮŘš زبا٠Ůا ع٠ت٠تا٠بŮŘą ŘŞŘąŮŰŘŹ بدŰŮ.
Was low-key nervous as hell writing this in my native language lol
Hereâs another version but in the Arabic I know:
اŮŮ ŘŘŞŮ Ů ŘŁŮŮŮŮ ŮŮŮŘŞ Ůذا اŮŮŮا٠٠٠Ůب٠ŮŮŮ٠اŮŘąŮŘŻ ŘŁŮا ŘŁŮŮŮ٠٠؏ددا٠:
-Ůا تتأس٠ؼ٠ŮŮŘŞ Ůا تؚع٠اŮŮغ؊ اŮŘĽŮŘŹŮŮزŮŘŠ
-ŮŘšŮ Ř Ř§ŮŮغ؊ اŮŘĽŮŘŹŮŮزŮŘŠ Ůغ؊ Ů Ř´ŘŞŘąŮŘŠ ŘšŮ٠اŮŘĽŮŘŞŘąŮŘŞŘ ŮŮŮŮ ŘŁŮŘŞ ŮŮŘł Ů ŮŘąŮŘś ŘšŮŮ٠أ٠تؚعŮŮا ت٠ا٠ا.
- Ůغت٠؏٠ŮŮŘŠ.
-اŮذŮŮ ŮŮŘłŮا اŮاŮŘŹŮŮزŮŮŮ ŮŮŮŮ Ů٠ب؏ŮŘŻ ŮبŮŘą ŮŮتاب؊ اŮاŮŘŹŮŮزŮŮ ŘšŮŮ Ůذا اŮŮ ŮŮŘš.
- ŘĽŮŘŻŮŘšŮŮ Ů Ů ŮŮŘłŮا اŮاŮŘŹŮŮزŮŮŮ Ř ŮŮا ŘŞŘŹŘšŮŮŮ ŮشؚعŮ٠بسŮŘĄ ŮŘŁŮŮŮ Ůا ŮؚعŮŮ٠اŮاŮŘŹŮŮزŮŮ.
-Ů٠اŮŮاŮŘš ؼدؚ٠Ůا Ů٠اŮŮغات.
- ŘĽŮŘ´ŘąŮا ŘŞŮŮŘš اŮŮغات ŘšŮ٠تا٠بŮŘą.
Ř´Ůعا đ
Wow, this was a bit hard for some words.
Poate deja am spus, dar vreau sÄ mai spun ĂŽncÄ o datÄ.
- Nu te scuza dacÄ nu cunoČti engleza
- Da, engleza este cea mai comunÄ limbÄ de pe internet, dar nu trebuie sÄ o cunoČti perfect
- Limba ta este frumoasÄ
- Vorbitorii non-englezi se strÄduiesc ĂŽn fiecare zi sÄ scrie ĂŽn englezÄ pe acest site
- Sprijineste vorbitorii care nu sunt englezi Či nu-i descuraja dacÄ nu Čtiu engleza
- AcceptÄ toate limbile
- SusČine diversitatea lingvisticÄ pe Tumblr
MulČumesc. âş
bunu bĂźyĂźk ihtimalle daha Ăśnce sĂśyledim ama tekrar sĂśylemek istiyorum
-ingilizce bilmediÄiniz için ĂśzĂźr dilemeyin
-evet ingilizce en internette en sÄąk kullanÄąlan dil olabilir fakat mĂźkemmel bir Ĺekilde ingilizce bilmek zorunda deÄilsiniz
-kendi diliniz çok gßzel
-ana dili ingilizce olmayan insanlar her gßn bu sitede ingilizce yazmak için bßyßk bir efor sarf ediyor
-ingilizce bilmeyen insanlara destek olun ve ingilizce bilmedikleri için onlarla dalga geçmeyin
-bĂźtĂźn dilleri destekleyin
-tumblr'da çeĹitliliÄini yayÄąn
teĹekkĂźrler
âspicy pillowâ jokes aside, I think @flowerkroneââs tags deserve a serious reply:
#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point
The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phoneâs battery. Itâs not a battery anymore. Now itâs a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and itâs one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.
But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isnât going to happen soon â there is no need to panic â but it will happen eventually.
And, indeed, it doesnât go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and youâre gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Donât do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.
The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid â often sold as a âDutch oven.â Any other cooking container thatâs unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.
However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.
Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so donât use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.
Once you have the fireproof container:
Gently pick up the phone and put it in the fireproof container. If possible, gently tape the phone to the bottom of the container to prevent it from bouncing around. Donât put any padding in there, thatâll just make a fire worse if it does happen. Put the lid on and tape it shut.
Put a label on the container, something like âDEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY â FIRE HAZARDâ.
It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container is very likely to leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Donât leave it exposed to the weather, either.
You need to find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I canât help with that because I have no idea where you live.
However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isnât an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire departmentâs responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.
If the fire department tries to tell you this isnât dangerous or itâs okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.
When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. Thatâs also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.
From very recent personal experience:
If you live in a small town, calling your local fire department may get you a very confused old man who has no idea what youâre talking about. Even my local transfer station had no idea what to do with a defective laptop battery.
I ended up at Best Buy, whose website specifically says they take swollen batteries, and I still had to explain to two people why it could not just be thrown in a recycle bin until I got someone who knew what they were doing and the safe handling procedure.
Today was a big for the resistance. It seems people were right, they were waiting for Biden to leave so they can respond to the Ah Ahli Hospital massacre (the tweets below are arranged from the earliest reports I saw to the latest in order to show the coordination between different groups in different countries and the escalation)
Hezbollah releases footage of operations today targeting two israeli military sites Spy hardware, radar units and jamming equipment have be
Like I said, a big day for the resistance
And I see no signs of things slowing down
The Ansarullah movement in Yemen has called for mobilization to defend Palestine. They have ballistic missiles with a range of 2,000 km and
The Yemeni Army's Palestine Brigades are marching in preparation for every possible outcome.
Yoav Gallant tells soldiers to âget organised, be readyâ, suggesting ground offensive could be nearing; Biden to discuss US response to war
The Palestinian resistance has a list of objectives for this operation including damaging Israel's economy, forcing Israel citizens to flee the country, and slowing down immigration to Israel in the long term (because that leads to new settlements)
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In other news, Biden's bloodlust was enough to disgust an arms dealer.
Several of his staff have also expressed discomfort with the administration's choices the past few weeks
Several officials spoke to HuffPost about what one called the United Statesâ âmonstrous disregard for innocent Palestinian livesâ â and the
Nonetheless, American troops have been told to prepare for deployment
The past few days I've been pointing out how Russia has gone from pro Israel to carefully neutral to increasingly critical of Israel and now we have this.
I'm so glad that Israel has continued to shoot itself on its foot by isolating itself from Russia and China
ISRAELâS LIKUD PARTY RULER: RUSSIA WILL PAY FOR SUPPORTING OUR ENEMIES. WE WILL MAKE SURE UKRAINE WINS
Russia is actively intervening to ensure that America and its allies can't use the Black Sea to counter the resistance in West Asia which is a big deal
So far, all signs are pointing to a regional conflict
This has to be a huge blow to Israel seeing so many countries, even a NATO nation, coming together to ensure that it can't annihilate Palestine.
More importantly, it shows that Palestine does not stand alone.
also a bunch of israeli settlers are ordered to evacuate from their homes đĽł
For the freedom of Palestine!! đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸đľđ¸
Please share widely.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
@cavern-creature @lordandgodoftheobvious @brendanicus @apas-95 @nando161mando @missedthestartgun @comradaiguts @definitely-ellie @dicknouget @mirtifero @venerabledreadnought @whenimreallyathundacat @theothersparrow
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(Iâm an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Donât risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but youâll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say âhey dad! Yep, Iâm almost there, Iâm sending you the route.â outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say âBetty, oh my god, I havenât seen you in so long!â. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know youâre trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like âhey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If youâd like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.â This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when youâre in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! Iâll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided Iâd come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
i fucking hate this world. anyways R E B L O G
Just saw a video explaining why putting a key between each finger is more likely to hurt you than them (the keys will just get pushed back into your knuckles). A better way to hold them is to get your longest key and just clench your hand around it, like youâre making a fist. Thatâll give you a lot more force and means you can use them in more scenarios (if someone grabs you from behind, you can use the key this way)
Not only for girls and women but also for boys and men.
i feel obligated to reblog this.
I hate that we need these things, but this is so so so important, it can literally save someoneâs life
How to tell if your drink has been spiked:
1. The colour of it has changed
2. Itâs become cloudy-looking
3. There more bubbles in it than should be
4. The ice in it sinks
If you are being followed, go to somewhere with high security like a jewellery store or a bar, if you can, and say whatâs happening (the jewellery store and bar are best shots because theyâre the most likely ones to believe you, the bar for obvious reasons and the jewellery store because thereâs not likely to be a huge presence of toxic masculinity so youâll be believed)
I hate it so much that i have to reblog this and that we still need this, but itâs so important!! Please everyone (yes also boys/men/enbys/genderfluids/everyone) stay safe out there!!
but I was never taught these things.
The first time I was groped, I was 10 years old. Do you feel sick yet? 10 years. What kind of fucker gropes a 10 y/o?
All I have learnt is to use my elbow or knee or fist or just duck and avoid contact. This post helped a lot, thanks.
It was the english teacher at my old school tho I did broke his nose and stabbed his stomach with a pen so
Also carry pointie / sharp or that which has a edge, it helps a lot, yk, just stab
-if youâre walking alone w/ headphones in, either have one earbud out at all times or have the music/podcast/audiobook/whatever youâre listening to on low and always listen for footsteps or other noises coming from behind you
-If there is a strange looking man in front of your building who doesnât live there, walk around the block until he leaves so he canât figure out that you live there and so he canât kidnap you
-if a man is groping you against your will, go for the balls. always go for the balls. Itâll 1) hurt like hell, and 2) shock him to the point where you can probably run away and get help.
- carry pepper spray or some other type of weapon
As this site is full of readers,
1: if youâre reading a book with a large number of pages, you know, those BIG ONES, or with the hard cover, donât leave it at home and never bring outside. Iâm not saying to bring it everywhere, but if you are going to any possible dangerous places alone, bring them, in a purse or even by hand (to show it to everyone). Believe me, if you hit someone with it, it will hurt them!!
2: hairspray works just like pepper spray
3: if your being attacked, and you donât have any pointed objects, neither training, put your fingers on the predators eyes and press it. With all your strength, it will leave them blind or disabled. Use it only if your life is in risk!
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5: the iPhones have a great setting that if you press it will call police, send them photos of your back and front cameras and send a message to the contacts you select saying your in danger; press 5times the âturn offâ button and it will appear -sometimes you have to activate it before-
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Iâm so happy to share these tips.
Donât ignore pls it might save your of someone elseâs life
truthfully, itâs a shame that this is a problem in the first place.
thank you to everyone who gave tips, and please reblog! it may help someone in the long run, and maybe even save their life.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
I was thinking about this post again and how people say we need to teach our boys and men to be better. So if you, like me, are a guy whoâs horrified by everything youâve just read, heres some things i was taught to make the women (and everyone else!) around you feel safer
1. If youâre on a dark and quiet street, stay out of other peoples personal space. If you have to pass someone, ideally cross the road to do so but if you canât, give them a wide berth. (think keeping 6 feet apart from COVID regulations) If youâre coming up behind someone, make some kind of noise so you donât accidentally sneak up on them. Cough or talk on the phone.
2. Donât accidentally follow people. If youâve noticed youâve made the same few turns as someone, they probably have as well. Take a detour or cross the road. If you come out of somewhere like a bus stop with a few other people, walk quickly so you get in front of them.
3. Where possible, donât approach random women for help. This is a known kidnapping technique. Approach a friendly looking man or call someone you know/emergency services.
4. Get Consent. There is no situation where you are entitled to someone elseâs body. To elaborate on this, you need Enthusiastic consent. If she says yes but shes drunk, or you had to guilt her into it, or she said it reluctantly, or her body language says no, then thatâs not consent. This concept applies to plenty of nonsexual situations as well.
5. Look after your female friends. Offer to walk them home. You may not think you can do a lot but another person being there could be enough to put off a would be attacker (Iâm a massive softie but im sure my 6'2" silhouette would make someone think before messing with my 5'7" friend) Get in the habit of asking them to text you when they get home safe and other similar measures like location sharing if they are comfortable with that.
6. Be patient and understanding of the things women have to do to stay safe. Donât be offended if your date has to send a photo of you/your license plates to her friend. Donât complain that your friend always wants you to walk her home. An inconvenience to you could mean life or death to her. Take your friendsâ concerns seriously. If they tell you they feel unsafe they probably are and you should do what you can to get them out of that situration
7. Finally, read all the self defence tips above and take them seriously. Your maleness does not make you immune to these kind of attacks, even if they are mainly targetted at women. It never hurts to have a plan to keep yourself and those around you safe.
I hope this was helpful, and keep in mind these tips could apply to all genders and orientations, even though iâve aimed it at straight men.
Ty for this addition itâs really refreshing and takes the weight off of our shoulders a lil.
Fuck Iâm at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iâm probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterdayâs night âjust for fun and because I donât want any bagel to be mad with meâ, and todayâs afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasnât let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
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Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girlÂ
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
Ugh I hate superstitions⌠⌠not that it stops me, of course
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY âDO NOT INDUCE VOMITINGâ? THEY ARENâT FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONEâS THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. âBuuut i donât wanna take them to the hospital!!!â WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOUâD RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOUâRE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
@oneshoeshort
IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222
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PLEASE REBLOG!
In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center
I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world
Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema
Always get the hospital! Remember, medical professionals will not get police involved unless it is abuse related, so if youâre worried that the cops will come, drive them yourself!!! And make sure that poison control is on the line, you may be able to buy more time for them!!!
Hey kids! When this happens, which it does a LOT, you call your states insurance commissioner's office and file a formal complaint! Make sure you get a reference number for EVERY. SINGLE. CALL. you make, save every form of correspondence (email and mail) AND retain a copy of all your responses. If they stonewall you (That's not a covered service, we're not allowed to disclose that, etc) request a copy of your benefits, insurance is a CONTRACT and is legally binding.
Download a call recording app if you can, even if you can't share the recordings at first they can be useful for your reference and can be presented if you need to go to court.
I work with insurance companies all day everyday and have so for almost a decade. I trust them as much as I trust my dog to watch the Thanksgiving turkey. Approach each interaction with them *like* it's going to go to court.
So my sister wants to start sewing more, because
a. Sheâs 5Ⲡ11âł and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.
b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and itâs difficult to find natural fiber clothes that arenât made of cotton
c. Sheâs a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance
So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.
And recently she asked âSo where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isnât polyesterâ and mom was like âgo ask your sisterâ
And I, of course, crashed into the group text like âGET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR Uâ and honestly Iâm thrilled about this
âWhere did u get all thisâ
âBets, u know Iâm a 15th degree blackbelt of buying shit on the internetâ
âoh yeah truâ
Op can may we inquire about the website list
Linen; https://www.graylinelinen.com/
cotton and Silk thread; https://redrockthreads.com/
Linen thread and wool fabric; https://burnleyandtrowbridge.com/ (theyâve got wool stuffs and worsted wool fabric for $15 a yard! I just got three yards of navy worsted wool Iâm making a constellation winter skirt from)
More linen thread and wool; https://wmboothdraper.com/ (just ordered wool broadcloth to make a coat)
Silk fabric (THE best place to get silk lining fabrics and raw silk fabric):https://www.dharmatrading.com/
A varying assortment of wool and silk and cotton and even some leather, use coupon code spring2020 for 50% off your full order, worked yesterday when I bought some stuff there; https://metrotextilesnyc.com/
Wool. You want wool coating for under $20 a yard? Sure you do. Itâs here. Not a huge variety of colors, most are black or brown, but hey https://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/Catalog?refinementIds=4096748&Keyword=wool&pageSize=16
I donât know a lot about sewing, but I want to make or have my mom make some linen pants & shirts for when Iâm watering, because it gets to 105 here and we have mosquitos so I need to be covered. What type of linen do I buy? Also, linen pajama shorts, yes/no?
(Iâve been wearing my renfaire pants which are a linen mix, I think. But the frikking mosquitos that hide in the tomatoes get my arms)
Medium weight is what Iâd go with.
And linen pajama shorts is a HARD yes.
Renaissance Fabrics is good for all sorts of things
Mood doesnât specialize in natural fabrics but they do have basically every fabric ever made so
Dorr Mill Store has a great selection of wool fabric in all sorts of colors and patterns.
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⌠and here is a gift for all of us.
So I can find this again! Great list!
Donât lose this post
important PSA about when your car is smoking
like literally smoking from the engine
white and you smell pancakes? itâs the coolant. panic and pull over, but youâll live
a slight blue tinge? itâs the oil. panic and pull over, but youâll live
grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.
sharing because i didnât know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.
Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.
White or blue, youâll pull through. But if itâs gray, get away.
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Granola bars
Juice
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lavendersucculents
im keeping this for future reference
need this now thanks MUCHHHH
Remember to customize for your needs and that you donât have to have everything on this list!