Dr.ScoobySnacks

[drscoobysnacks]

*takes long drag of cigar like a mob boss from the Godfather (I have never watched the godfather)* Y’all ever experience… the gender

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

[yahooo-official]

no im a search engibe

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

no im not im a grocery store

[redd-heavennx]

No I’m a shit music platform

[im-the-real-roblox-i-swear]

No I'm an online game

[offficial-united-states]

NO IM A COUNTRY

[india-official]

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

[massachusetts-official]

[dear-ao3]

no im a fanfic website

[staffs-secret-blog]

Nope I'm Staff

[drscoobysnacks]

No sorry I'm a doctor

[spitblaze]

Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

[spitblaze]

Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative 'yass queen's and call people 'mommy' on their transition timelines

[spitblaze]

Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy' and drawing skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people and calling them 'nonbinary'

[spitblaze]

Before this gets much farther: this isn't a post aimed at cis folk only. being transgender does not prevent you from being transphobic.

[drscoobysnacks]

I wish I had been more kind to my mother. She was terrible at loving, but so was I.

[drscoobysnacks]

Ok, someone please tell me the name of this genre. The manhwa that are like Solo leveling, The S-ranks that I raised, stories like that with the whole gates and ranks and dungeons and systems and awakening stuff. I know it’s a genre but literally what is the name of that genre someone help please

[wizard-email]

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

[deadpansasser]

[istherewifiinhell]

[ID: Edit of the "centipedes? In my vagina?" Meme so it says "Monogamy? In this economy? It's less likely than you think." END ID]

[thebeeess]

[goldenspirits]

[Image ID: Edit of the "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?" meme (starring Chris Fleming) so it says "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that this meme originally says 'Centipedes? in my Vagina?', or was I just supposed to learn that from this image ID myself?" End ID]

[frnknpup]

[thegentlemanstar]

[image ID : the above meme, cropped so it just has Chris Fleming’s confused face and neither the second picture nor the text. end ID.]

[the-nerd-beast]

In case anyone wondered why having a walrus at your door would be more horrifying than a fairy

[amayikes]

Of course we're circling back to walrus fairy tumblr my beloved you hyperfixate on one site-wide specific post every month

[plasmalink]

I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

[beyond-a-name]

No that's literally it. Kink is stigmatized in such a specific way that it's actually much more acceptable to say "I want to be stepped on" than it is "I want to step on them" or even "I want them to ask me to step on them."

Like it's much easier to find people talking openly about wanting to be submissive (which will be errantly called "bottoming" because being a sub is Ew Gross Kink) but once there's someone to available to actually facilitate that, it's Creepy.

[spindlephysalia-deactivated-dea]

it's coy and demure to be wanted, but it's violative to Want and that's normal and good and hasn't annihlated the ability of so many people to even communicate the fact that they can desire. God help you if you're queer or neurodivergent in that cultural attitutde.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There's also this idea that while of course kink is Wrong and Icky and means you're Damaged, submissive urges must mean that they're some poor abuse victim trying to recover from trauma and dominant urges mean that they're an abuser looking for an excuse. (Some people do use kink to process trauma, but people use all kinds of behaviours to process all kinds of things. That shouldn't be like, the assumption, and shouldn't be expected to carry moral weight.) It's not acceptable to express dominant desires because the only acceptable form of that kink is as a slightly reluctant therapist for helping your beloved process their trauma.

There's a Childish Gambino routine I can't seem to locate where he says something along the lines of "if you meet a woman who likes being choked during sex, well sure, she's been abused. But if you meet a man who likes choking women?!?!" And that basically sums up the public perception I think. Subs or bottoms (the public perception treats them both as the same thing, or at least acts like they're coincident enough that any other match is some weird edge case) are women or small gay men who have been kicked around and are trying to heal, doms or tops are predatory men looking for an excuse to hurt someone.

[omegaverse]

i think tom hiddleston is ugly but it seems like no one in real life agrees with me and its making me feel crazy. Please god what is your take on this is he ugly or not i dont know whats real anymore

he's ugly but who give a shit he's loki and youre not???????

[baldrsuggestion]

im baldr

[omegaverse]

this is baldr everyone

[xtec]

oh fuck huge fan, I love your gate

[baldrsuggestion]

what

[baldrsuggestion]

my what

[drscoobysnacks]

Your gate

[linanord]

my beautiful wife Prev Tags is back. btw. she's in the meatball menu they put her in the meatballs.

[linanord]

almost as gorgeous as I remember

[drscoobysnacks]

Your wife loves my meat balls

[drscoobysnacks]

I’m sorry

[linanord]

my beautiful wife Prev Tags is back. btw. she's in the meatball menu they put her in the meatballs.

[linanord]

almost as gorgeous as I remember

[drscoobysnacks]

Your wife loves my meat balls

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a McDonald’s commercial where the camera slowly panned to follow footprints in the sand to then show Jesus Christ walking on the beach eating a McRib. Words on the screen said, “It’s back.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[drscoobysnacks]

[drscoobysnacks]

“I am not a good person,” I tell my mirror.

“There are no good or bad people,” She responds. “There are only people, and there are only their actions and thoughts.”

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[drscoobysnacks]

He got hit by the train :(

[pukicho]

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

[drscoobysnacks]

Oh wow carrots! I love carrots! Oh my gosh there’s more carrots under that box held up by a stick? Yum!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Tongues should be regrowable.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#derin are you okay 

I drank 2 vodkas thanks for asking.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#bottles or glasses 

Two glasses of orange juice with vodka in them I’m not fuckin

What kind of a super liver do you think I have

I’m the lightest of lightweights because only I drink like one vodka a month I would die

[catgirlwarrior]

Idk man you didn’t specify a unit of measurement. Maybe I was thinking of those little teeny bottles

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me on Tumblr with my tiny aeroplane vodka

[drscoobysnacks]

I found one of those in a grocery store tampon disposal before

[drscoobysnacks]

Magical girl transformation :)

[drscoobysnacks]

One piece characters as texts I have sent or been sent Pt. 3