“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”
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#extradirty
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever

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@dryvoices
“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”
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no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
This is literally the best tik tok I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLLLY SHIT I WANT TO REPLAY THIS 31045 TIMES AND PLS I WANT THIS AS MY RINGTONE TOOO
self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]
Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.
so this is why this post has eighty fucking thousand notes
Evolution of an art style
2009 ➡️ 2015 ➡️ 2018 ➡️ 2021
Or, "slowly becoming a furry"
fallout 1 immediately set the tone not only for itself but for the entire series when the first thing you see is a news report that says “our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed canada” and then cuts to footage of a solider in power armor executing a civilian while another soldier laughs and then it cuts to an american flag with BUY WAR BONDS superimposed over the image
excuse me forgot the part where they wave at the camera after the execution
Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form
So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes
maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?
danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?
maddie: straight?!
danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.
maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like
danny: ranch 2
RANCH 2
Open the door
Get on the floor
Roses are red
Gandalf wears lace
Roses are red,
The Ring’s on a necklace,
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Science fiction is full of first contact stories, but is there a such thing as LAST contact? Decide exactly what that means, and write about it.
It was too late, when the humans came. They were a young species, still exploring outwards, vital and thriving.
We… were not.
War had ravaged us, and sickness, and war once again, until our population dwindled beyond the point of recovery. We struggled against that, of course… we used genetic manipulation, and cloning, and even more desperate measures. None succeeded. When the humans came, we were sinking into apathy, only a few tens of us left. We had begun to discuss whether we should commit a mass suicide, or simply wait to fade away.
And then the young species came, in their clumsy ships, and they asked us why we were so few.
“We are becoming extinct,” we told them. “We have passed the point of recovery.”
It is custom to avoid the races that are dying – once a species reaches the point of inevitable extinction, even war is suspended, and the fiercest enemy pulls back. The custom was born of plagues and poisons that could be carried forth from a dying world to afflict a healthy one, but it has the implacable weight of tradition now. After we are gone, after they have waited for the prescribed period of quarantine, there will be a fight for our world. Habitable worlds are few, and this is a good one, with plenty of free groundwater and thriving vegetation. It is a bitter thing to be grateful for the custom that allows us to die in peace, but we are grateful.
But the humans don’t know that custom, and they do not leave. They seem distraught, when we tell them we are dying, and try to offer their aid - but their technology is behind ours, and it is too late. When they realize that they can’t save us, though, they do something that bewilders us.
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Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed
Attached for original context
Finally, I understand
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.
character design
AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)
based on this beautiful tumblr post
bonus:
do any of the fanboys saying momo has to show that much skin because she needs it to use her power wanna explain to me why bakugou wears gloves
valid point but also i forgot that bnha existed for a second and was very confused as to why people were arguing about a lemur being naked
I’M DYING THANK YOU
“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”
Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -
“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”
Me:
Oh my God, so hackers have found out the way to enable you to play the game. You know how?
On July 11th*, the date of Iwata’s passing, doing Iwata’s “directly to you” motion with the Joy-Cons on the home screen will play a sound clip of Iwata and launch the game.
(* Before you try this yourself, note that simply changing the date on your system will not work, as this runs off the Switch’s internal internet-synced clock, meaning that changing the date manually will only work if the system has never been connected to the internet)
I… I can’t…
It goes even further than that.
Firstly, opening the game like this person is in the video is only possible with a brand new unit on system version 1.0.0 that has never been connected to the Internet. Because of this, opening it is pretty hard to replicate, unless if you have a completely brand new Switch. So, even if the system’s internal date is on July 11, it still won’t open if the system version is up to date.
The thing is, it’s not supposed to be opened.
The hidden Golf game has been described as an omamori, which, in Japanese culture, is a charm usually bought at shrines that offers spiritual protection and good luck if you keep it close to you. Sometimes they’re made of cloth, and look like a tiny bag, which can contain a written prayer. People often tie them to something like a purse or a backpack, so that it’s always with them. Here are a bunch of different ones:
Omamori are not supposed to be opened, as doing so is said to remove its blessing.
Seeing as the hidden Golf game on the Switch is so difficult to run under normal circumstances, it’s probably not supposed to be opened in the first place. It’s likely meant to represent an omamori in Iwata’s honor. Its very fitting, because of how portable the Switch is, since people are likely to take it with them like they would with an omamori strapped to a purse or backpack.
Hey, everyone. Since we’re now in July and this post is still making the rounds, I’m sure there are people who are going to want to try to activate the Golf game on their Switch on the 11th. So I wanted to provide an update to this:
All of the files of Golf in the Switch system were removed in an update back in late December.
As @lunarhalo24 helpfully pointed out, this inclusion of Golf in the Switch system was meant to be an omamori, a blessing from Iwata. And there’s another important cultural thing about omamori to note here:
An omamori’s blessing is only good until the end of the year, after which it expires and the omamori is traditionally disposed of in a sacred fire. So the files being deleted at the end of last year seems as though it was symbolic of the blessing’s time expiring.
So yes, there is now almost no way to actually access it. Because it was never meant to be accessed.
Reblogging because this is a really interesting way of combining tradition and technology in someone’s memory and as a good luck charm.
You can read more about the different kinds of omamori here.
Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.
I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.
i made a new christmas carol
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
this post appears once every million years
I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.
I don’t think it’s possible to one up you
Damn son
I’ve only seen this in screenshots
legendary
it’s on my dash it’s on my dASH ITS ON MY DASH-
I feel like an archeologist
*blows dust off of post* all these dead blogs….. such a shame…
do . do y ou mean. this toad
and, this possum
because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because
PLACE YOUR BETS