Dycamac's "freaking" corner

I'm a nerd and I'm proud of it....... Books and music are everything....

[jaelroldan]

Para que lo sepan no es "Cuando suena la campana" es Cuando Toca La Campana!

[dycamac]

Alguien tiene idea de dónde encontrar las canciones?

[hashtagloveloses]

as a society we do not talk about the funniest line in all of literature, in trials of apollo when meg mccaffery, daughter of demeter, is being claimed at camp halfblood, and a sickle, the symbol of her mother, appears over her head, and some kid yells "SHE'S A COMMUNIST?!!!!!!!!!!!"

[colchiansiren]

i knew percy jackson was superior to harry potter when both series introduced a love triangle in the last second book to cause angst between the main pairing and how both authors handled it so differently.

we had jkr, who turned lavender into a joke and mocked her interests and whole character, looked down upon her for being a teenager with a crush just to uplift hermione as the better love interest for ron and handled the whole triangle with very obvious misogynistic undertones to show why hermione is superior to the other woman™.

and then we had rick, who treated rachel with respect and gave her a likable personality and goals and interests of her own, had percy and rachel develop a genuine friendship and even gave rachel some iconic moments to shine on her own, never bashed rachel to uplift annabeth and most importantly concluded the love triangle with annabeth and rachel becoming friends and letting go of their past beef.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[honeybeeavenue]

@nooowestayandgetcaught

[bardstardish]

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

[marta-bee]

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

[fandomsgallore]

Ah. It has appeared again in June.

[thisdisneyday]

Handsome princes indeed.

[santinope-blog]

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF

[shining-magically]

[disneytasthic-blog]

Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.

[notasinger-butadancer]

TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY

[askfordoodles]

DIDNEY WORL

[x-lilou-chan-x]

Didn’t you forget someone~? 

[teahaw]

OH MY GOD STOP

[wolf-of-death-valley]

I physically injure myself laughing every damn time this comes around

[starswirlblitz-deactivated20210]

IM DEAD

[youneedjesus01]

JESUS CHRIST

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[gh0stb1tesss]

This man is galaxy brain

[avid-windex-consumer]

I love him. I would marry him and I’m a lesbian.

[itsboopytimebabey]

Yep we broke this post-

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Post is broken, people

[muscially-obsessed]

i now present: Draco Malfoy being the most iconic in AVPM

[badjokesbyjeff]

Has anyone elses gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?

I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March and I’ve grown significantly since.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted.

For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[catchymemes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

“I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!” She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

She said: “No, you took a ride on a train. Use big people words”. She then asked Bobby what he had done.

“I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said: “Winnie the Shit”.

[babyanimalgifs]

Trust fall 

(via)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lafahew]

the seven (not including percy and annabeth) whenever they talk to a god: your divine graciousness, sorry to bother you with my pitiful existence but i humbly request that you use your mighty power to help our quest

percy and annabeth: what was that, you failure of a deity? you’re punk ass won’t help us on our quest to save the literal world from ending? you’re a piece of shit and i’ll kill you

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[torracat]

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself