marshal fanboy

all I want is my cute squirrel baby

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[i-am-a-fish]

(yall really liked this post so 🧡)

[mountainvagabond]

Warning!!!!

Tumblr will not be in service February 29th, 30th or 31st. You have been given notice, so don’t complain. Service will resume March 1st.

[peashooter85]

Signal Boost

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This is super-important. Tell everyone!

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very important!!!!

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Source?

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

Here

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Thanks! I’ll be sure to spread this version of the post

[couchpotato1610-blog]

Reblog if you:

Ate cereal this morning

Are LGBTQ+

Have a pet

Have mental problems

Can read minds

Hate living creatures

((No one will know which one! ))

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Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

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i csn’t brteath

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wat

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When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

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YES

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EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

[alllforyouandmore]

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

[therothwoman]

This video is a gift.

[livingonthecuspofdeath]

I want what she’s having.

[facebookstaff-blog]

‘okay calm down deedee’

[xvm]

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[spicyh0tramen]

I just read “Hufflepuff isn’t a house where you can stick people who don’t fit in the other houses”

But the thing is? It literally it is, Helga Hufflepuff said she would take the rest.

She preferred the loyal and hardworking for her house, but felt that everyone should have a chance. Not a Gryffindor, a Slytherin, or a Ravenclaw? Not a loyal, hardworking Hufflepuff either?

Well that’s okay. Helga Hufflepuff founded her house believing anyone should be given a chance at Hogwarts. Those four archetypes aren’t all that matter, and if you don’t fit any of them Hufflepuff will still welcome you. 

Godric/Rowena/Salazar were perfectly happy to say “You don’t fit into our houses, you can’t come to Hogwarts” and it was only Helga who was willing to say “You might not fit my ideals of a student, but you can still be in my house”

Like. I think that’s super cool. I don’t like it when people shoehorn Hufflepuff into being one and the same like the rest of the houses, sure, loyalty, hardworking, kindness.. that’s the priority.. but it’s truly a place for everyone. And that’s where Hufflepuff’s kindness shines the most.

‘I’ll teach the lot And treat them just the same.’

‘Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest and taught them all she knew’

Hufflepuff’s pride as a house comes not only from loyalty, hardworking, toil, and kindness, but from diversity. Something the other founders did not realize the importance of.

[societyofbadgers]

I never really thought about this- but you are 100% right.

[prettydudestv]

It’s beautiful seeing culture celebrated and not suppressed as Jason Momoa, family and friends perform the haka on the Aquaman red carpet.

[sans0frontieres]

This made me yell and cry with joy

[rootbeergoddess]

This I s so cool

[blueandbluer]

There’s a lady!! And a kid!! This is so great!!!!!

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

Those are his kids and they’re both badasses. He has videos of them climbing whole ass boulders with there bare hands and no equipment I’m personally terrified of them.

[lavellansolas]

are you straight or gay or bi or what?

i’m definitely what

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

[haweswater]

referring to binary trans people as they/them/their is misgendering pass it on

[anti-them-pro-me]

No no no no

Fuck off

It doesn’t come off on my blog but in real life I am extremely polite person so if I see someone who is obviously trans I refer to them as ‘they’

Do you know why?

BECAUSE THAT IS THE PROPER WAY TO REFER TO ANYONE WHO’S GENDER IS UNKNOWN TO YOU

Even if they are cis man even if they are a cis female

“ hey I heard you got another anonymous letter what did they write this time?”

I swear I’m going to drop all the niceties if this ever became a thing and just start yelling out whatever gender I think they are

And yes this applies even if you know their gender because what’s better then messing up and actually misgendering someone is referring to them as they

[haweswater]

chill jfc

[anti-them-pro-me]

So you’re going to just sit there and tell me there’s no one in the beginning of their transition? are you going to say your gender blind now are you serious

Also

“ and yes this even applies if you know their gender because what’s better then messing up and misgendering someone is referring to them as they”

Learn how to read

You said something dumb just get over it and move on instead of trying to stand your ground on something that makes no sense

[haweswater]

> So you’re going to just sit there and tell me there’s no one in the beginning of their transition? are you going to tell me your (sic) gender blind now are you serious

no, i’m telling you that there’s no way for someone to look “obviously trans”. that’s not gender blindness. “trans” isn’t a gender.

> Also “ and yes this applies even if you know their gender

no, fuck you. if you call a woman they instead of she, fuck you. if you call a man they instead of he, fuck you.

> because what’s better then (sic) messing up and misgendering someone is referring to them as they”

dude. if someone knows your gender and still calls you the wrong pronouns, that person is misgendering you.

> Learn how to read

learn how to ask for clarification on things you don’t understand instead of immediately being a defensive pain in the ass

> You said something dumb just get over it and move on instead of trying to stand your ground on something that makes no sense

sorry, pal, but i’m going to stand my ground on not fucking misgendering trans people until the end of time.

[anti-them-pro-me]

THEY ISN’T A GENDER

Therefore can not be a missgenderd term

that’s why it’s used in non gendered situations

But whatever keep digging yourself into this idiotic hole

[haweswater]

using non gendered pronouns for a binary gendered person is misgendering what the fuck is wrong with you

[anti-them-pro-me]

Sorry you want to be victim so bad but your wrong here buddy

[haweswater]

i am a man. i use male pronouns. if you call me they, you are misgendering me. this is a fact. if you care about trans people at fucking all, you would listen to them when they tell you what you should and should not fucking call them. you are transphobic. fuck you.

[anti-them-pro-me]

I have trans friends who would disagree

This is not a universally held opinion therefore I’m not disrespecting trans people disrespecting you which is fine because you’re dumb

“transphobic” doesn’t mean “disagreeing with a trans person”

You don’t represent the whole trans community, don’t act like you do.

[haweswater]

IF YOU CALL A BINARY TRANS PERSON BY NON BINARY PRONOUNS YOU ARE INHERENTLY DISRESPECTING THEM MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT FUCKING CONCEPT. YOU ARE DISRESPECTING AND BEING HATEFUL TOWARDS ALL BINARY TRANS PEOPLE. YOU ARE NOT JUST DISAGREEING WITH ME, YOU ARE DISAGREEING WITH THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF MISGENDERING. YOU ARE A TRANSPHOBIC IDIOT. ROT

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

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73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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133 when will it stop?… never

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138….also it’s missing 51 and that’s making me cringe.

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140 … I have the strong feeling I’ve reblogged this before but whatever

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172….. hey look I’m on this thread already, but suck it up I reblogged it again

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173,,, yo, old me is on this thread!! now I’m doing it w/ the rebrand.

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190 fuck this is the third time I’ve had this on my dash

[b00bconnoisseur]

191 im just gonna keep rb this

[agustdnd]

192 Ash why?

[b00bconnoisseur]

1 9 3 what am i doing with my life

[agustdnd]

194 you’re giving me grey hairs that’s what

[b00bconnoisseur]

195 you can always dye them back js

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I wonder how many chains there are of this…. Probs best not to know. Lols.

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202… You can see the different fandoms that have reblogged this

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206 lololol

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written nsfw is still allowed because its a proven fact that no one on this site can read

[klubbhead]

What the fuck does this say

[pokeballssohard]

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

[pokeballssohard]

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

[houshou]

[cricketoid]

@ people saying this is racist: every member of every boy band regardless of race look exactly the same

[such-justice-wow]

boy bands is the same

[wizardshark]

yeah okay thats fair

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

okay but they specifically brought up kpop groups and you can’t just put this comment in a vacuum and pretend that people dont say that all east asians look the same. they didnt mention boy bands specifically they mentioned kpop groups, also no the men in those bands dont all look the same, you’re just trying to find an excuse to be racist

[houshou]

I’m Korean you fucking idiot

[haweswater]

this post is a fucking three hit combo

[rayvpng]

I had a lot of fun making that