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A feral rat | 19 | FtM He/Him sometimes arts but mostly reblogs

[jetix]

Aleksander Nordahl

[solarmane]

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

[odins-price]

Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.

[peppermintquartz]

Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.

[angrywarrior69]

Annual reminder that you can not try to make a profit of any kind via AO3.

No "buy me a kofi"

No links to patreon or other money-making sites or apps

Post on AO3 for the love of the game or don't post at all

[catchymemes]

[pghumfort]

dead dove do not eat in practice

[roddcherry]

My fuckass boyfriend Pierrot, who I adore. (Oh wow a drawing of a toxic lil jester character, totally unexpected from me)

[generaljenobi]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[harlequinfanblog]

The fandom is expanding at a rapid pace widepeepohappy

[eggstyle]

💛💚💜💙❤️

I know I've already posted about Jester once, but I actually forgot about the pattern around his mouth. So I am posting him again.

And actually, I also drew different expressions. But I wanted to complete the set, so I'm only posting one expression of each of them!

[kiraandfriendss]

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

Something that may or may not make it into my His Obsession is Mine now fic, but it's a funny thought either way.

John Constantine, staring in horror at a rather colourful coffee shop in Gotham: What the absolute fuck?

Red Robin: Oh, that's Dan Phantom's place. He makes great coffee. Don't piss him off though, he's strong as fuck

Constantine, looks faint:.. Phantom?

RR, side-eye: Yeah? What's wrong?

Constantine, steps closer to the shop and can now clearly see a scowling Dan making drinks through the tinted window: Why the bloody fuckity fuck is The Ghost King working as a bloody Barista in fucking Gotham??

RR: the what now?

Constantine, looking like he's about to lose his shit: What kind of cursed place is this? You fucks have one of the most powerful, if not The Most powerful being in the universe making you bloody coffee!

RR: huh.. Hood is going to be living his monster fucker/royal romance dreams if he can get Dan to agree to a date..

Constantine:.... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that...

RR, shrugs and heads into the shop: Hey, Dan! How are the kids?

Dan, resting bitch face softening to a more neutral face: They're good. Growing up faster than I'd like. Danny's developing his ice powers and accidentally freezing things, plan to take them to my doctor for some child-friendly advice on that. You want your usual?

RR: of course

Dan, blinks as Constantine finally follows RR into the cafe: Red? Why did you bring a soul whore with you?

RR: Needed someone with magic expertise for a case

Dan, grimaces: Guess that makes sense. Keep him the fuck away from my kids though. I don't need them sensing his fucked up soul

RR: I'll do my best

Constantine: Charming

Dan: Don't like it, leave. Now, are you ordering coffee or not?

Constantine: A large coffee with cream. Does the owner know the Ghost King is working for them?

Dan, the scowl is back: $5:50. And considering I am the owner, I would fucking hope so.

RR, pays for both their drinks and tips: Hood been in yet?

Dan, gestures to a fresh bouquet of flowers: yes

RR, nods: Okay, never mind then.

Constantine: .... I'm too sober for this..

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

[mondengel2]

#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow

[crazy-pages]

Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.

[ruffboi-mags]

And in his DRESS SHOES.

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[localairport]

Please stop sharing this, the average flight does not carry enough cookies.

[sleepparalysisdemonbelial]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[chipper-smol]

parading a broken and dead body through the streets

[homunculus-argument]

I have the opposite of what the catholics have going on. I think that if I'm irredeemably wretched and imperfect, that's not my problem, and it's god and my parents who should be begging for forgiveness about that. Why would I be ashamed of being their creation, they should be ashamed of creating me.

[inconveniently-discorporated]

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

[serricoj]

Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am