Choco

A feral rat | 19 | FtM He/Him sometimes arts but mostly reblogs

[catchymemes]

[pghumfort]

dead dove do not eat in practice

[roddcherry]

My fuckass boyfriend Pierrot, who I adore. (Oh wow a drawing of a toxic lil jester character, totally unexpected from me)

[generaljenobi]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[harlequinfanblog]

The fandom is expanding at a rapid pace widepeepohappy

[eggstyle]

💛💚💜💙❤️

I know I've already posted about Jester once, but I actually forgot about the pattern around his mouth. So I am posting him again.

And actually, I also drew different expressions. But I wanted to complete the set, so I'm only posting one expression of each of them!

[kiraandfriendss]

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

Something that may or may not make it into my His Obsession is Mine now fic, but it's a funny thought either way.

John Constantine, staring in horror at a rather colourful coffee shop in Gotham: What the absolute fuck?

Red Robin: Oh, that's Dan Phantom's place. He makes great coffee. Don't piss him off though, he's strong as fuck

Constantine, looks faint:.. Phantom?

RR, side-eye: Yeah? What's wrong?

Constantine, steps closer to the shop and can now clearly see a scowling Dan making drinks through the tinted window: Why the bloody fuckity fuck is The Ghost King working as a bloody Barista in fucking Gotham??

RR: the what now?

Constantine, looking like he's about to lose his shit: What kind of cursed place is this? You fucks have one of the most powerful, if not The Most powerful being in the universe making you bloody coffee!

RR: huh.. Hood is going to be living his monster fucker/royal romance dreams if he can get Dan to agree to a date..

Constantine:.... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that...

RR, shrugs and heads into the shop: Hey, Dan! How are the kids?

Dan, resting bitch face softening to a more neutral face: They're good. Growing up faster than I'd like. Danny's developing his ice powers and accidentally freezing things, plan to take them to my doctor for some child-friendly advice on that. You want your usual?

RR: of course

Dan, blinks as Constantine finally follows RR into the cafe: Red? Why did you bring a soul whore with you?

RR: Needed someone with magic expertise for a case

Dan, grimaces: Guess that makes sense. Keep him the fuck away from my kids though. I don't need them sensing his fucked up soul

RR: I'll do my best

Constantine: Charming

Dan: Don't like it, leave. Now, are you ordering coffee or not?

Constantine: A large coffee with cream. Does the owner know the Ghost King is working for them?

Dan, the scowl is back: $5:50. And considering I am the owner, I would fucking hope so.

RR, pays for both their drinks and tips: Hood been in yet?

Dan, gestures to a fresh bouquet of flowers: yes

RR, nods: Okay, never mind then.

Constantine: .... I'm too sober for this..

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

[mondengel2]

#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow

[crazy-pages]

Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.

[ruffboi-mags]

And in his DRESS SHOES.

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[localairport]

Please stop sharing this, the average flight does not carry enough cookies.

[sleepparalysisdemonbelial]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[chipper-smol]

parading a broken and dead body through the streets

[homunculus-argument]

I have the opposite of what the catholics have going on. I think that if I'm irredeemably wretched and imperfect, that's not my problem, and it's god and my parents who should be begging for forgiveness about that. Why would I be ashamed of being their creation, they should be ashamed of creating me.

[inconveniently-discorporated]

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

[serricoj]

Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[pnkrathian]

i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

[pnkrathian]

hey. if anyone wants em:

NIH 3D Library (Free)

Embodi3D (Free and Paid)

MorphoSource (Free, database of fossils)

Scans can also be found by searching on general-purpose 3D sites like Thingiverse, Cults3D, MakerWorld, Sketchfab

The glow in the dark filament I used

If you don’t have a 3D printer, check the website of your local library to see if they do! If you’re in college, your university’s libraries could have one too! They’ll likely have info on how to submit a print to their services and how/where you could find them.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

hey can we. can we rewind to the part where tumblr has a regular problem with bone stealing scandals

[that-aster]

[livinghalfway]

Funeral Date

When Jason was asked if he wanted to join them for a family brunch they expected a firm no or some kind of made-up excuses. What he said though was so much more heartbreaking to hear.

"Sorry, can't. My boyfriend's funeral is that day." Is all Jason says before swiftly leaving the batcave.

Which leaves everyone in shock; they didn't even know that Jason had a boyfriend to begin with. They try to get more information from Jason about how he's feeling and if they would like them to attend, but he always tells them to not get involved. That he hadn't even meant to mention said boyfriend in the first place.

In reality the funeral is something he set up for his boyfriend, Danny, as a surprise. Once he learned that graves were important in ghost culture, and that Danny obviously wanted one Jason bought a plot and a headstone.

The date went perfectly but now Jason has to deal with the batfam looking at him with pity, and treating him like glass anytime he's around them now.