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if i have to go through any more character development my character is gonna develop into a fucking arsonist.
i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are
and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy
It's like the study that came out about how there's almost no difference in average height based on race except for a few outlier populations, as soon as you statistically account for malnourishment. Asian people, black people, white people, Latinx people, all the same if you feed them.
We need the same study with genders!
Wait WHAT?! I'd been led to believe it's all genetic & the avg height varies depending on the area due to "isolation"
There are a few outliers. But, by and large when nutritional requirements are met, it's more a matter of parents', heights than race or ethnicity.
Makes me really curious bc how did they check that? Bc people in the country I'm from all tend to be short, but also very malnourished. So how would they know what the parents height would've been, had they not been malnourished, to find out what the child's height would've been, had THEY not been malnourished? And then to compare that around the globe?
helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury
another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that
finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)
this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)
*not totally sure here. bad at counting
Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.
Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.
Also: Slapping is your friend! DO NOT SCRATCH A FRESH TATTOO! With your flat hand, slap it lightly but repeatedly. You can also VERY CAREFULLY scratch OUTSIDE OF the outer lines of the tattoo. Your body doesn't know if you're scratching the spot that actually itches or if you're scratching right beside or around it. It will feel like you scratched the spot.
(Same goes for all wounds, btw.)
Also also: You need to clean fresh tattoos until they're healed. First 24 (or whatever your tattoo artist says) hours is just rest (as in: DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR TATTOO). After that, warm water and some mild soap are your friend to remove blood, tissue fluids, and ointment residue. DO NOT SCRUB. Put a small amount of soap on your hand and just slightly go over the tattoo, then rinse until clean. Dab dry with a clean sheet of kitchen roll - no towels!
Also also also (if you're not allergic): Ointments with Panthenol are your absolute best friend! Put that stuff on at least 3 times a day after cleaning your tattoo. It helps the skin to heal faster and there will be less scarring.
Your body has a wound. Tend to it.
PS: You usually don't need any disinfectant! On the contrary, it will usually irritate the skin more. If you're in pain and the skin gets unusually red and hot after the first day (or at any point), see a doctor! After the tattoo is done, you feel a bit sore, of course, but at no point in the healing process should you be in any pain!
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If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.
I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)
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Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down.
Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls.
Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))
Genuinely this is easy to read because my dyslexia is like "Look! The letters are already tangled, our work has been done for us!" Lol
If ur gonna use glyphs for aura please keep them far away from ur mouth
The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been
People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this
My high school biology teacher always used to say „Being overweight does have some health risks, but being underweight is ALWAYS thousand times worse for your health than being overweight could ever be” and I stand by that.
The two most accurate predictors of transness are childhood bullies and lesbians who go “im like NEVER attracted to cis men but youre my one exception I think” to girls that don’t know theyre girls yet
not exactly the same scenario but not only was i ruthlessly bullied as a child, in high school a friend of mine made a Facebook group called "I'd go gay for junie-doesnt-know" and more girl friends of mine joined the group than boys and there was giggling conversation about what it would mean for a girl to go gay for me, ostensibly a boy. Anyway I wonder what would happen if I met any of those girls today!
kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did
I mean, that’s censorship but okay.
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in response to people saying things like "men aren't allowed to cry in public, unlike women" other people will then say things like "women are penalized, not rewarded, for public displays of emotion—the fact that women are presumed to be overly emotional & irrational is misogyny, not a privilege"
which is often true but like, it's contextual innit. lest we discount the phenomenon of White Woman Tears
I've recently had white women in professional contexts tell me that they were quote "hurt" and "gutted" by what amounted to very minor professional faux pas on my part. I remember reading a white woman academic's essay on Jane Eyre that began with recounting her emotional upset upon having Jane Eyre "taken away from her" by postcolonial / anti-racist scholarship. white women's emotions do have currency in personal and professional spaces in selective contexts, i.e. when wielded against people of colour 🤷🏽♀️
stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr
i'm allergic to alcohol
the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.
But sleep-deprived is fine?
anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming
this fucking dipshit forgot that you can tell people to leave your house
No. I'm all for renters rights but if you want to evict someone from your internal organs you get to fucking do that.
"If you invited them in the house"? What in the fuck kind of vampire logic is that? Just... What? Nobody invited anybody to the house. I had a barbeque and some fuckhead driving by decided to just walk right in. No. Fuck off. Who even are you? That's a burglary, and I'm stabbing the fucker. In most cases it's not even a full bukakke barbeque, I'm just cooking dinner.
Lotta anti abortion ppl seem to forget accidental pregnancy can happen
well, no. they're very aware that not all pregnancies are planned or wanted. they just also think that a forced pregnancy is a suitable consequence for someone with a uterus daring to get laid.
They adopted the stance of "consent to sex is consent to pregnancy", meaning if you have sex you have to be aware of the risk of pregnancy (duh) and mean it in the way that you have to csrry to term. But they tooootally don't view that as punishment for sex! It's just a *consequence" you see!
But they get really mad when you point out that, staying with cis het coupling because they don't understand anything else, "consent to sex is consent to abortion", that if someone as an anti abortion cis het man has sex with a cis het woman, they have to be aware of the possibility of pregnancy and subsequent abortion.
And then they will go into parental rights, how it's soooo unfair that cis het men can be forced to pay child support for a child they never wanted (shouldn't have had sex, buddy), but they don't get a say in whether or not the woman keeps the baby. Soooo unfair that they don't get a say in what happens with the pregnancy. Well you see, consent to sex....
Talking to anti abortion dipshits on Twitter is very funny, they're very confused
I saw someone mention that people cannot be forced to donate their organs and how it's basically the same thing
does anyone else just absolutely detest having to fulfill your body's needs? like wdym i need to sleep? wdym i need to eat rn? wdym i need to go to the bathroom? you don't get to decide - i do. the audacity. i'll stay awake all night just to prove i'm in charge, not you!
We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife
Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?
Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again
Something tells me I should not open the notes of this for my own well-being
You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:
Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning
Don’t fuck with flamingos
….. Didn’t know most of that
Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.
Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.
American flamingos just drink that shit
(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.
When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.
It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:
Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.
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Flamingos can survive in high altitudes, hypersaline conditions, and caustic lakes.
Source: ‘All flamingo species have evolved to live in some of the planet’s most extreme wetlands, like caustic “soda lakes”, hypersaline lagoons or high-altitude salt flats.’
They can survive water so alkaline it burns human skin.
Source: ‘More than a million lesser flamingos breed in Tanzania’s Lake Natron, for instance, a lake fed by hot springs with water so alkaline that it can strip away human skin (one pioneering flamingo researcher named Leslie Brown spent months in Nairobi General Hospital after burning his legs wading out to observe where the birds nested).’
They can drink water at near-boiling temperatures.
Source: ‘They can drink water at near boiling point to collect freshwater from springs and geysers at lake edges. If no freshwater is available, flamingos can use glands in their head that remove salt, draining it out from their nasal cavity.’
The lakes they inhabit can freeze overnight, and the flamingos can survive once it thaws in the morning.
Source: ‘The birds may seem to epitomize the tropics, but they also live in the Andes, 15,000 feet above sea level, where they rest on lakes that freeze around them overnight.
“You’ll see them sitting there like snowballs, frozen on ice,” Dr. Arengo said. “And as the temperature warms up, they thaw out, fluff themselves up and go about their business.”’
The photo is indeed from Lake Natron, taken by photographer Nick Brandt. The content of the lake chemically preserves animal corpses that die there. You can see more photos of this here.
It is also true that 75% of Lesser Flamingos are hatches on Lake Natron.
Source: ‘The lake’s landscape is surreal and deadly—and made even more bizarre by the fact that it’s the place where nearly 75 percent of the world’s lesser flamingos are born.’
Some species of Flamingo eat cyanobacteria or algae.
Source: ‘Flamingos have very specialised diets. And their food is responsible for their famous pink colouration. The two species in Planet Earth II eat a lot of floating microscopic algae, which contains carotenoid pigments, the same types of chemical that make carrots orange. These pigments turn their feathers pink, orange and red – without them, flamingos would be white.’
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yeah they’re just like that
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So, I like to call myself and some others I know cockroaches. We'll survive the apocalypse if we even just ever so slightly want to. But it sounds like it's time to pivot and say we're a flamboyance.
My therapist, who specializes in adults with ADHD, recently told me that all of her clients need a three day crashout period after a big life change. Finish the semester? Crashout. Change jobs? Crashout. Go on a really cool, really relaxing vacation? Crashout the moment you get home.
It's true of literally all of her clients. She works with a lot of them to put systems in place so that their crashouts are only three days. This includes the high-powered execs who travel regularly for work. It does not matter how successful or high functioning they are - they have ADHD, and a crashout is just part of the process of living with it.
I'm sharing this with all you ADHD friends out there, just in case you (like me) start shaming yourself if your crashout lasts more than one day. It turns out three days is kind of the best case scenario. Be kind to yourselves!
Is there a new definition of the term crash out? I ask this genuinely. I have ADHD and this would be an interesting thing to think about going forward, but I previously thought the definition of crash out was just to get really mad and dramatic and aggravated.
1. I'd really like to know that too
2. That's the ADHD?? Idk why exactly, but I just always assumed that's the 'tism. I mean, obviously it's not black and white and both probably *contribute*, but what?