An unfortunate confluence of madness

world's okayest mechanical engineer sterek | steter | dbh | bookbinding

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[ruimtetijd]

[blurrymango]

I swear if the link in the original post is a virus I'll be so upset.

[ruimtetijd]

nope! i hovered over the link and this popped up on the bottom of the browser. here's all the links in order:

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/blog_subscriptions

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/crushes

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/what_you_missed

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/trending

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/for_you

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

[lebada]

funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose

[crimeronan]

-charlotte zhang art installation at the alice gallery

[hypeboy2006]

[batwynn]

All I know is that six year old me REALLY wanted Xena/Lucy Lawless to come stand behind me with this expression when someone was bullying me.

[hedwig221b]

Is it possible to help find this fic? Derek knows Stiles is his mate but was forced to move to New York away from Stiles many years before. The Hales are alive. There are more sons I think named Merak and Erik along with Cora and Laura. All the kids names rhymed. One of the children hates Stiles. Stiles goes to a college an hour away from Beacon Hills and he drives Cora and Jackson I think. Derek is stalking Stiles and his family hates how Derek is acting and Stiles is very resistant at first. I also remember a scene in a night club where Stiles and Jackson are dancing closely which triggers a bad reaction with his mating bond with Derek. I also think they have to go to New York to formalize the mating bond and the meeting is very funny and very them. Ring any bells? I went through all 125 pages of my ao3 history and couldn’t find it, but maybe it was during the dark times before my account was approved. Thank you

Hi! Of course! That's one of my ultimate faves, it's this beauty

What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by @isthatbloodonhisshirt

“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!” Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her. “What?! What was that sound?!” “You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder. “Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!” “Mike,” she argued.“ Who’s Mike?” Scott asked. “Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.

[isthatbloodonhisshirt]

Hedwig, just curious, did you know I loved you? Just checking 🥰

You're always so amazingly kind and lovely every time I get a tag from you, and I appreciate you do much, just wanted to make sure you knew that

[hedwig221b]

Is it possible to help find this fic? Derek knows Stiles is his mate but was forced to move to New York away from Stiles many years before. The Hales are alive. There are more sons I think named Merak and Erik along with Cora and Laura. All the kids names rhymed. One of the children hates Stiles. Stiles goes to a college an hour away from Beacon Hills and he drives Cora and Jackson I think. Derek is stalking Stiles and his family hates how Derek is acting and Stiles is very resistant at first. I also remember a scene in a night club where Stiles and Jackson are dancing closely which triggers a bad reaction with his mating bond with Derek. I also think they have to go to New York to formalize the mating bond and the meeting is very funny and very them. Ring any bells? I went through all 125 pages of my ao3 history and couldn’t find it, but maybe it was during the dark times before my account was approved. Thank you

Hi! Of course! That's one of my ultimate faves, it's this beauty

What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by @isthatbloodonhisshirt

“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!” Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her. “What?! What was that sound?!” “You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder. “Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!” “Mike,” she argued.“ Who’s Mike?” Scott asked. “Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.

[isthatbloodonhisshirt]

Hedwig, just curious, did you know I loved you? Just checking 🥰

You're always so amazingly kind and lovely every time I get a tag from you, and I appreciate you do much, just wanted to make sure you knew that

[brwlvs-tw]

kinda late but Happy LGBT Pride Month everyone :)

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[cantotallyeven]

Chihuahuas Georg

[indibdraws]

And this just about summarizes my perception of teen wolf. As a whole.

[anarchycox]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Peter Hale, Lydia Martin, Talia Hale, Cora Hale, Laura Hale, Malia Tate, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Kira Yukimura, Liam Dunbar Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Everyone Is Alive, POV Derek Hale, Sheriff Stilinski Knows About Werewolves (Teen Wolf), Werewolves are an Open Secret in Beacon Hills, Past Lydia Martin/Stiles Stilinski, Past Stiles Stilinski/Malia Tate, Minor Lydia Martin/Malia Tate, Minor Peter Hale/Sheriff Stilinski, Crack Treated Seriously, Humour, Everyone Knows Derek Loves Stiles, Long suffering characters, Fluff, Talia is homophobic, Talia is especially Stilinski-phobic, College Student Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale is Not a Failwolf, Friendship, Get together fic, Sex, idiots to lovers Summary:

The Hales are all alive and pillars of the community. Late twenties Derek has a habit of buying struggling businesses and turning them around. He mostly does this to support his pack who didn’t actually want to go off to college.

The latest business he bought is the local wedding dress shop that maybe still has dresses from the 80s in it.

After teasing from his sisters, and homophobia from his mother he decides he is going to run it himself.

This is a bad idea, a horrible idea, but luckily he has friends who will help him, like how he has always helped them. And just maybe over summer vacation, he’ll finally get his guy.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[elvishness-deactivated20191104]

Derek and his puppies.

[haletostilinski]

 #ANNOYED SCOTT #KANIMA JACKSON #BOW IN HER HAIR ERICA #CLINGY BABY ISAAC #DISTANT BOYD #THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

[stitchposts]

Happy pride, everyone! I made a joke about my embroidery and now I've made it reality.

Want to use this as an icon? Consider tossing me, an unemployed trans person, a kofi donation! I'm still looking for a job and in the meantime any support at all really helps me to keep stitching projects.

[stitchposts]

I'm more stable now than I was this time last year, but have a cube on your dash again.

[80slesbiab]

Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by a pornstar Nina Hartley