This blog is a mess and so am I.

Check!Please blog: omg-check-this-out-please Star Wars sideblog: kylux-sux

[theprofessional-amateur]

[markwatneyandenesemble]

@forasecondtherewedwon you cant hide those in the tags 😂

[hedwig-dordt]

it's called PEER REVIEW

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

this is the closest you can get to experiencing a jumpscare on social media

[yeehawkpierce]

I don’t know if I ever told this story on here but apparently when my mom was back in college one of her final exams was scheduled for the evening of the mash finale and a bunch of students complained and threw a fit until finally the professor was like “show of hands: how many of you are planning on skipping my exam to go watch mash?” And like a good 80% raised their hands and the prof was like “…and what if that meant you failed the entire course?” And apparently only a few students put their hands down so the guy had to reschedule the exam. Moral of the story: there’s power in numbers and also mash was and forever will be more important than statistical analysis

[baronfulmen]

For some context, in case anyone doesn't know (via Wikipedia):

From 1983 until 2010, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" remained the most watched television broadcast in American history, passed only in total viewership (but not in ratings or share) in February 2010 by Super Bowl XLIV. As of 2010, it stands as the most-watched finale of any television series, as well as the most-watched episode as of 2018.

Also I know the young folks out there might know this on an intellectual level, but you couldn't just watch shit later back then. My family did not even own a VCR until at LEAST five years after that aired.

[datasoong47]

The highest-rated broadcast of all time is the final episode of M*A*S*H in 1983, with 60.2% of all households with television sets in the United States at that time watching the episode

Sixty percent of households with TVs watched it

That's a mind-boggling percentage

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

Last time a king had a reign that short it ended with Ireland ditching the whole monarchy thing.

Today, Northern Ireland got a pro-reunification First Minister for the first time.

Maybe Data was right about the Irish Reunification of 2024?

[steepedfoxglovetea]

[sacred-portal]

[rainbow-reilly]

I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

[boozegeoisie]

Tags pass peer review, etc, because they SO perfectly capture the spirit of the show.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

[Image description: Screenshot of tags: #TRULY #galavant #the characters in the show wouldn't even believe they got a reboot #like 'are you sure? our ratings were shit #'no m'lord but you had cult appeal* #smash cut to a cult that resurrected the show with necromancy etc. Description end]

[paprikarox-deactivated20240605]

the new naddpod dnd court “haters may have a point + i’ll take a lower case l” bit sounds like a classic jake and amir bit it’s so delightful

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[posttexasstressdisorder]

That last fucking sentence.

[homunculus-argument]

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[beaft]

[beaft]

"reverted based on user feedback" is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[rathayibacter]

spells that instantly summon vehicles are pretty elaborate, and have a high risk of clipping into something and causing serious damage. instead, imagine this:

the wizard casts his grand spell, the light around him flares, and then, across the parking lot, you see his honda accord begin slowly and carefully driving itself to his location. this takes several minutes.

[aquawyrm]

So, he definitely forgot where he parked, then.

[theshadowrealmitself]

I bet Vulcans are secretly hyped when Humans come to them to get a neutral third party/unbiased opinion on something

[theshadowrealmitself]

I imagine this scenario mostly in the academy when there’s probably a ton of people fighting with roommates

And I always imagine it being like their friend, because anyone else they’d just think they were being a loyal friend of they took their side, but they can trust their Vulcan friend to be honest about who was in the wrong

But imagine it being a completely random Vulcan, maybe even a professor for a class from a way different track, getting their door knocked down by an upset Human wanting to know if they’re right in being upset, and being delighted by this, it’s like a great exercise in logic

[theshadowrealmitself]

[ID: Tags by @/emotional-fandom-soup that read: "#Oh i love academy Headcanons (caps lock keysmash) #I imagine this resulting in a bunch of vulcans getting the false Impression that they're welcome to just be #part of any human argument #so you'll see them walking up to two people fighting and randomly inserting themselves into the conversation". End ID]

Bold of you to assume Vulcans don’t do this by default

They’re just hyped when Humans willingly come to them for advice, but make no mistake that advice was gonna be said either way

(ID provided by @princess-of-purple-prose , thank you!!)

[whaledocboi-deactivated20260101]

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

[depsidase]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Maia look you've Escaped Containment @sonnetscrewdriver

[sonnetscrewdriver]

[marisatomay]

there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture

[marisatomay]

Last year, of the Best Picture nominees, Top Gun: Maverick won the Dad Award…this year Killers of the Flower Moon won…who will it be next year…stay tuned