Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

Sarah.19.Pan.she/her

[jun-hug]

pumpkin cat nap has to be something i'm missing in my life

print :)

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[weaselsblaugh]

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

[dovand]

alright kids this has failed every other time but on december 31st everyone change their damn icons to this:

again. end the year with a bang. 2020 has been shit but at least we can have a mishapocalypse 2

this will be great. i believe in you, supernatural fandom

[jdlshfkjhfjkdsfhsdhskjfhalsk-de]

Forgot to reblog this

Reblogging again🙃

[i-friggin-knew-it-deactivated20]

reblogging again!

[spideyspeaches]

Yasss

[vadergf]

Daily reminder✌✌✌ mishapocalypse tomorrow

[chaotic-multi-fandom]

Omg yes please I’m not even in the fandom but I want this

[m0rgrugyn]

We’re gaining notes people

[chaotic-multi-fandom]

I’m calling backup @chaoticemopigeon @fun-devil @le-mo-lo @bernlovestaylor @im-gay-and-panicking @eeriefeelingsat3amuwu @midwaylocket270 @augyshit @lesbianhufflepuffworld @desolateslove @crochetturtle @xonar-verse @fandorina13 @hotchscrotch @ademonwithinternet @yesyesbreadroll @randomshitsandwhich @all-fandoms-are-gay @scarletteflamerald @panromantic-potato1 @definitely-a-living-human

I’m not even in the fandom but I’m so invested in this

[chaotic-emo-pigeon]

Yessss

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[worldsgr8estgrandma]

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

[dr-peppermint]

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

[supernovajazzy]

[hollowedskin]

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

[cryoverkiltmilk]

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

[silverybeing]

[lantern-hill]

things to do in self-isolation

make spotify playlists

deep clean your room/house

try baking/cooking something fanyc

try on everything in your closet. make any alterations/repairs if you can/need to

join a new discord server

digitally watch a movie with friends - sync up the movie on your seperate devices and chat while it plays

duolingo & khanacademy to get ahead

improve your typing skills - senselang.org

start a blog/yt channel

learn to draw

excercise

learn to dance

[rissa-posts]

[sammles]

oh fuck i guess i have to

[amazingspidermans]

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[amazignphil]

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

Mrry hristmas

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Merry Christms

[poisonedapples]

My Chitm

[fall-chemically-atthedisco]

Mey Citm

[hanari502]

Alright shitstains listen up because I just found god in a bottle.

If you’re a nerd like me your body’s probably riddled with a few nerd tattoos yeah? Some of ‘em in some pretty obvious places? Maybe you work in a professional environment that frowns upon body ink? Maybe you’re a cosplayer and you have some revealing outfits that you need to cover up for, yeah? Tattoos that you can’t afford that $30 Kat Von D Tattoo cover up because you’re a cheap broke shit?

Story of my life bud.

Now I have a pretty obvious Squad 11 tattoo, because I’m a Bleach nerd and Zaraki Kenpachi is my husband, and honestly it’s difficult to hide it in some of my cosplays because it’s bright and black and right smack dab on my shoulder. Poor planning on my part but hey, squad represent.

You see that glorious miracle up there? That’s Mehron Tattoo Cover. You see those pictures underneath it? Tattoo? What fucking tattoo?! It’s gone!!!! Vamoosed!!! Like I never got the ink in the first place!!!!

This shit is durable, and I mean durable. It’s completely waterproof and that first picture of my tattoo is actually what it looked like after scrubbing at it with two makeup wipes. TWO. It’s not going anywhere

And the best part? 

IT COMES IN DIFFERENT SKINTONES. BAM. WHAT.

I mean it’s not phenomenal but hey at least it’s not just “pale as fuck”.

And you wanna know the second best part?

It’s only 12 bucks on Amazon

Yeah. $12. Not $30. Because $12 is much more reasonable than $30.

As for size reference, that’s how big it is in that third picture right there. It’s honestly the best investment I could have made and everybody should know about it.

Go forth and conquer with your newfound knowledge. You’re all welcome.

[percyhoneybee]

As someone who used to chair a stage makeup department, Mehron and Ben Nye are going to be cheaper and better than whatever concealer/orange eye shadow/green lipstick whatever weird tutorial you found or expensive-ass luxury concealer.

Why you ask?

Because Mehron and Ben Nye are stage makeup. They’re meant to give thick, full coverage in one layer that can stand up to cameras and stage lights. Blend it out, powder it, and you’ll never look back. Plus it’s cheap enough that you can buy 2 and mix the perfect shade. 

[prismatic-bell]

This will work on scars, too.

Just an FYI for folks I know who may want to cover for cosplays, work, or personal reasons.

[lyrslair]

Honestly this would be a life saver for people with tats stuck looking for jobs in places that frown on them.

[wolfforce58205]

I’ve watched people not get jobs at places I work even though their personalities and experience levels were exactly what we were looking for purely because of personal adornment (tattoos, piercings, etc.). So to anyone who might need a product like this, I hope you see this post.

[twotransforyou]

Reblogging in case anyone wants to know how to hide scars specifically.

[crowsent]

“i just found god in a bottle”

[tomhordy]

bitches reblog if ur going into the next decade single 

[rakhna]

There is a post deep down on my blog somewhere that is just a full grown tiger in a giant cardboard box with FREE KITTEN written on the front of it that is my favourite post on this entire website I think about that baby and I cry a little

[rakhna]

ouuuuhahsjldfkht34wtiegyduhgrhwtih baby sweet little baby itty bitty tiny sweet cat im gonna start SOBBING are you SEEING THIS

[teaboot]

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

[teaboot]

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

[teaboot]

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

[lullychi]

For you and your internet friends! 💙

Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost

[princesstigerbelle]

@nicolfails

[lee-not-garrison]

@rei-my-love @pheonix-inside-reblogs​ @guanine-the-worm @awkward-scarfy-boi @violet-chevron

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

@a-bisexual-teenager @midnight-spectrum-again @hufflepuffgirl01

[roman-laments-deactivated202308]

Support

@ts-dork-diaries-au @remusthedukeofdeodorant @remussanders

[remusthedukeofdeodorant]

💚💚💚💚

[momfriendlauralime-deactivated2]

@the-duke-of-deodorant @dndnerd1609 @astraheart04 @hey-there-princey @theshippingroyalty @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes @yah-yeet33

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

:DD

[pheonix-inside]

@icequeenoriginal @vicdehart @cuppa-lemonjuice @mx-murder @sometimeswritingsometimesdying @goofy-angsty-ball-of-pure-pathos

[icequeensreblogs]

Uno reverse card

@mycatshuman @sugarglider9603 @truekev17 @sleepy-starling @the-officially-kat @coconut-cluster @theromnempire @victorianvirgil @hi-i-love-u-bitch @ironwoman359 

[ironwoman359]

<3

[fall-chemically-atthedisco]

@phoenix-in-the-shadows 💜💜💜

[soundsofmyuniverse]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[leafinsect-deactivated20201122]

only 15 minutes left to reblog yall!!!

[leafinsect-deactivated20201122]

nevermind i forgot time zones exist