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[ladytano]

Is this what you wanted? (insp)

[canuckianhawkbi]

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by rights Obi-wan should have been able to talk Anakin down, when you think about it

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[wafflcat21-deactivated20210902]

@forcearama IT GOT BETTER

[forcearama]

*cackles* HOW AM I JUST SEEING THIS NOW??

[theheroheart]

2020 mood.

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

[gingersnapwolves]

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

[153-centimeters-of-sass]

It got better!

[aqueerkettleofish]

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

[joasakura]

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

[iconuk01]

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

[nightbleeder]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[captainvatican]

@brideshead

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[aragun]

You have my gun

[legunlas]

And my gun

[gunli]

And my gun!

[aeiously]

[parksandrec-is-superb]

Parks and Rec Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Leslie: Every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.

Ben: I’ve been nervous for 35 years.

April: Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.

Andy: Ah… numbers. The letters of math.

Ron: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I’ll die.

Ann: Brush your teeth. Now, Boom! Orange Juice! That’s life.

Chris: I try to stay a little optimistic… Even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Donna: Aw, I love how you just wear anything.

Tom: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

Jerry: My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Jean-Ralphio: 2029? That’s not a real year. By 2029, I’ll be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I’m not gonna be writing you a paper check.

Craig: No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

Orin: Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.

Perd: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Joan: Everyone get outta my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

May the force be with you, Princess.

[victorsatoru]

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

[thatidomagirl]

I hate you all

[ultralaser]

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

[kimuracarter]

God bless this post

[downtroddendeity]

I’m halfway into the first Miles Vorkosigan book, and so far it’s basically been “How to DM Around a Diplomancer: Space Opera Edition.”

Miles: “I tell the mercenaries I’m a mercenary commander and I bought up all their contracts from their captain, so they’re part of my company now.” DM: “Roll for Bluff. :)” Miles, who has a higher Bluff bonus than most gods: “34.” DM: “They want to know when copies of the regulation handbook will be distributed and what the health insurance plan is like. (: (: (:” Miles, sweating: “UUUUUUHHH”

[dansoncapaldi-deactivated201910]

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

[fan1818]

I spent longer than I should probably admit trying to remember what episode this was from...

[ptomlins]

Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts?

Someone: Did the Internet tell you that?

Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.

[themintyqueer]

Somewhere in the archives of that museum is a very terrified scientist

[fan1818]

Harry Dresden looks the other way and whistles innocently...

[archimedesbae]

doe - a deer, a female deer

red - the blood of angry men

[we-kant-even]

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

Chidi vs. Jason

[penny-anna]

Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

[penny-anna]

(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)

[penny-anna]

Merry: call me a Took one more time

Gandalf: if it looks like a Took and acts like a Took it’s a Took

Merry: I will END you

[penny-anna]

Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled

[penny-anna]

Frodo: look it’s perfectly simple. The Brandybucks don’t like the Tooks because they play golf and think they’re better than everyone because they occasionally go on adventures. The Tooks don’t like the Brandybucks because they live on the wrong side of the river and like boats. And nobody likes the Bagginses because they’re annoying.

Aragorn: are you… Including yourself in that

Frodo: I said what I said.

[penny-anna]

Frodo: now the Bagginses don’t like the Brandybucks OR the Tooks because they’re highly disrepectable but also richer than they are. And as far as a lot of the Bagginses are concerned I’m a Brandybuck because I grew up in Buckland and I have the Brandybuck Profile

Merry: which just means he’s not pug-ugly

Frodo: quite.

Aragorn: this is all ridiculous. Keep going.

[penny-anna]

Gandalf: Hm now I wouldn’t say UGLY but… every Baggins I’ve ever met has been perfectly Round or perfectly Square… There is no middle ground.

Gimli, baffled: Frodo isn’t round OR square

Merry: that’s because he has the Brandybuck profile

Gimli: so… Is he a Brandybuck…

Merry: ABSOLUTE not

Frodo: slander!! I’m a Baggins how dare you

[penny-anna]

Pippin: was your father a Round Baggins or a Square Baggins

Frodo: my father… Was the ROUNDEST Baggins who ever lived… A perfect Sphere of hobbit…

[townofcan]

Gimli: What about your uncle. Is he round or square.

Frodo: Please tell me you’re kidding my uncle is the most Tookish Baggins to ever live and that includes physically

[penny-anna]

Bilbo ‘looked… exactly like a second edition of his solid and comfortable father’. He’s a round Baggins imo

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Frodo: But then SOMEBODY *glare* nudged him out the door.So now he’s a Took. Gandalf: *puffs innocently on his pipe*

[askmischiefmanaged]

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

[kyoshisaidfuckcolonizers]

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

[kyoshisaidfuckcolonizers]

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

When he’s all moody before the full moon

[siriusblackfoot]

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

[witchbitch1333]

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

[oppan-gandalf-style]

when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map

[witchbitch1333]

*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?

Remus:

[es-bee-deactivated20210911]

I would like to see this thread combined with the thread about jvn being Sirius please.