Insert witty name here

White and nerdy

[gahdamnpunk]

Happy pride 🌈❤️💛💚💙💜

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[dragginage]

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

[systlin]

I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?” 

So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.

And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes. 

[flurrin]

Do good recklessly.

[solarpunk-gnome]

I think “Do good recklessly” would be fantastic word art to hang on one’s wall. Artistic people, go!

[7faerielights]

So this has happened to me but from the other side. Several years ago when my oldest was around three or so, I had my debit card decline at Walmart. It wasn’t a scam or a mistake, I was genuinely broke. Out of money. I checked my bank and discovered I had something like 7 dollars left to my name and a hungry kid and nothing to eat at home. So I sat there trying to come up with the best way to stretch that tiny amount of money to feed my kid. Not even to feed me. I can live on popcorn or something if I have to but my kid was three and he had to eat. So there I am trying really hard not to cry while I slowly take things out of my basket to get it down to under 7 bucks, when a lady tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up and she smiled at me and started putting the things back in my cart. I opened my mouth to tell her that I didn’t have the money for them but she stopped me right away and said “Don’t worry about it. It’s gonna be fine.” Then she handed the cashier her credit card and said “Ring up all of it.” My kid got to eat because of her. I got to eat because of her. I had laundry soap and deodorant because of her. She could’ve just ignored me silently struggling in that line. She could’ve decided I was a scam and gone home feeling good about avoiding being duped. But instead she chose to help me and she saved us. So maybe the person struggling in front of you is trying to put one over on you or maybe they are just sad and broke and trying to figure out what to do. You get to decide which you want to believe and what you want to do. But I’ll tell y’all, no one has ever been more beautiful to me than that lady in that line who saved me and my baby. Be like her. Be beautiful.

[29-pieces]

Do good recklessly

[lightningchaserarts]

DO BETTER. BE BETTER. STRIVE TO BE BETTER.

DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

[averagemarvelbitch]

One time, my dad and I were living the grocery store and there was a guy outside asking for money to buy some stuff to take home for his kids. It was around Christmas time. My dad asked him if he could give him groceries instead of money, and the guy immediately said yes, so my dad gave him one of everything we bought (meat, rice, some chocolates, milk, oil). At that time, my dad hadn’t gotten his paycheck because the company he worked for was going through a tough time, but he didn’t care, he saw an opportunity to help someone and he did.

Another time, my dad gave 50 bucks to a guy who said he needed to buy medicine for his kids. I told my dad he was probably going to spend the money on alcohol or something, but my dad said that “whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means to says something about mine”.

I never forget that.

[tisfan]

“whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need and choosing not to help when I have the means to says something about mine”

louder, for the people in the back

[tuxedolascribalblogger]

@solarpunk-gnome

[solarpunk-gnome]

@tuxedolascribalblogger - Nice!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[flyingwiththedoctor]

Truth

[lumpbiscuit-deactivated20130327]

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

[flutterjedi-deactivated20140413]

I’m an adult.

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

Some shit about life, from a bonafide adult:

even if you get along great with your family you will get along even better with them after moving out 

generic is almost always just as good as name brand. But there are some things you never buy generic, including: peanut butter, ketchup, liquid NyQuil, Chips-Ahoy chewy chocolate chip cookies

just imagine the person on the other end of the phone hates talking on the phone as much as you do. Even a receptionist. I worked as one and I hate talking on the phone

at least once in your life you will go to Wal-mart to buy something under $20 like an ironing board or something and your debit card will get rejected. No one will judge. Everyone at some point in their lives has had $2.98 in their bank account. 

thrift stores

everyone else is too busy panicking about everyone else noticing every tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about them to notice any tiny thing that could possibly be wrong about you

you will screw up. a lot. you live and you learn. and when you start to think too hard about that embarrassing thing that happened and how you wish you could change it, just tell yourself that what’s done is done. There’s no changing it, so just forget it and move on. It’s the only way to stay sane.

do the dishes before the sink grows its own ecosystem

you can’t put Dawn dishsoap in the dishwasher. 

if you are the only one in the aisle at the grocery store, and you need to get from one end to the other without even looking at anything in that aisle, then you should totally cart-surf down the aisle. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Hold on to the little things. They make all the difference.

never try to make cake from scratch at 3am. You end up with a topographical map of Middle Earth.

15% tip. 

the best way to get money for food is to tell your grandparents about how you basically live on microwaved mac and cheese. Their horror may result in twenty bucks and orders to go out and get yourself “a real dinner”.

sometimes life sucks, and knowing that it might get better doesn’t always make it suck any less, but you’ll never get to the non-sucky days without enduring the suckiness. 

no seriously, NEVER put Dawn in your dishwasher

[250darkstars]

Do not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce either.

Always check the type of light bulb that goes in lamps. A 60w is not interchangeable with a 40w.

Dollar store batteries work just as well as store brand.

[shrineart]

Reward yourself from time to time when you do things that you needed to get done. It’s a good way to remind yourself to do them. Going out to pay a bill? Get Starbucks or something you don’t get often. Rewards don’t have to be huge, they can be small things like that.

Rice, pasta, flour, sugar, cheese, eggs, milk, a pack of chicken, a pack of frozen veggies and a well stocked spice cabinet go a long way food-wise. Splurge and get the biggest container of rice you can. You don’t have to go back and buy it again anytime soon and it makes a TON of meals in the meantime.

Rice can be cooked on the stove. You don’t need a fancy rice cooker. Two parts water to every one part rice (two cups water for one cup of rice for example). Get your water boiling, add rice, put a plate or lid on it, put it on low for 20 minutes. It should be done.

Keep a calendar on your pc of bill due dates. If your bills are set up at inconvenient times, like all of the services started on the first or something, then call up the company and find out if you can get your billing date switched to something more manageable. A lot of places do try to work with you.

There is no shame in calling a company and asking for an extension on a bill. Let them know what you can pay, pay that amount, and they arrange when the rest of the payment is required. This can stop you from having services shut off man. It shows responsibility on your part.

Take time to eat, even when you don’t feel like eating. Your body needs energy to live.

Wash or rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. It prevents gross caked on junk.

“The Works” is an excellent cheap toilet cleaner.

MAGIC. FUCKING. ERASERS. THEY WORK ON EVERYTHING JUST DON’T SCRUB HARD. I took the ring out of our bathtub with one. Also generic ones work just as well.

Keep some bleach around but if you use it for cleaning? Dillute it. There’s rarely ever a case where you need to pout straight bleach on anything. A cap full or two in a bucket of water works just fine.

DO NOT MIX CLEANERS. Chemical reactions are can be very dangerous. Here’s a good list. (Note that vinegar and baking soda can actually be a good combo for removing smells from things but it’s not very good at actually -cleaning-.)

If you drink? Don’t take meds at the same time it’s just not good.

Make sure you check the dosages on your pill bottles. No one wants to accidentally overdose on cough syrup or ibuprofen.

If you have a uterus make sure you have a heating pad and ibuprofen on hand for the pain. Hot baths also generally help and Ginger Tea is excellent for any nausea.

Buy a first aid kit. It’s worth it in the long run.

You can often do your taxes online at places like TurboTax.

Here’s some good sex ed resources because I had to explain what a yeast infection was recently. 

Petroleum jelly (aka Vaseline) is good for chapped lips and you can get a decent sized tube or tub of it (generic brand version) for cheaper/same price as Chapstick.

KEEP TRIPLE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT IN YOUR HOUSE FOR CUTS AND SCRAPES AND SORES. 

~~Medications~~

Over the counter medications (stuff you can buy right off the shelf no prescription needed) have a name brand and a generic name. ALWAYS buy generic if it’s available it is literally the same thing and way cheaper usually.

Some names to remember when you’re looking for meds!

Acetaminophen = Tylenol

Used to treat pain and reduce fever. Do not take with Ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen = Advil, Midol, Motrin

Used for pain and fever, is an anti-inflammtory. Is good for period cramps because it is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug).

Naproxen = Aleve, Naprosyn

Treats fever, pain, arthritis pain, gout, period cramps, tendinitis, headache, backache, and toothache. Is also an NSAID.

Acetaminophen + Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin

Usually marketed as “Migraine Relief” as a generic.

Asprin = Bayer

Use for pain, fever, arthritis, and inflammation. Makes you bleed easily so should not be used for periods. Might reduce risk of heart attacks.\

Triple Antibiotic Ointment = Neosporin

Used on cuts, sores, and scrapes to reduce risk of infection and promote healing.

Also a general mutli-vitamin isn’t a bad idea and if you don’t get a lot of fruits or milk/sunshine in your diet you might want to get vitamins C and D specifically for daily use.

[kiokushitakaa]

if you do accidentally lapse and put dawn in your dishwasher, run it empty and put hair conditioner where the detergent goes. that’ll clean it out (tip given to me by dorm custodian when roommate did the thing).

if you live off ramen, add stuff to it! add veggies you like, don’t use the whole flavor packet to cut down on sodium and msg or don’t use it at all and add your own spices.

if you’re making something with potatoes in it (beans, stew) potatoes are done when you can easily stab a fork through them.

you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put it in a microwave safe container of water. microwaves work by making water molecules vibrate. also, when reheating rice leftovers, add a small amount of water, like maybe a spoonfull, so it doesn’t get hard and crunchy.

the rice cooking advice above is for long grain rice. if you’re making short or medium grain rice, a 1:1 ratio (one cup water for one cup rice) is better, so the rice doesn’t come out too mushy.

buy a few cans of chicken. wholesale club stores like sam’s, costco, or bj’s tend to carry multipacks for a good price. they’re incredibly useful for when you forget to defrost meat.

buy meat on sale and put it in the freezer. buy vegetables on sale, and put them in the freezer. frozen veggies are often as flavorful and good as fresh ones, keep longer, and often come in microwaveable bags or with microwave directions.

soak ink stains in milk to help get them out or at least lighten them.

soak blood stains in water as soon as possible, with a bit of detergent or stain remover. scrub at them. use cold water, heat binds proteins to fabric. tbh, there’s no real need to change the washer from cold-cold setting unless the thing you’re washing says to wash in warm water.

acetone, found in most nail polish removers, dissolves super glue.

[cloningmycat]

YOU’RE ALL DOING GOD’S WORK BLESS YOU

[lifelovebooksnshit]

Takes pictures, have prints made and put them in photo albums. Be IN the pictures, have someone take pictures of you and your friends. Get over not looking perfect in thw picture. Someday that friend might be gone and those pictures might be all you’ll have, you will want to be in them. I made that mistake with my best friend, i always felt weird asking for a picture together… he died of cancer January of 2014 and now i have no pictures of us together. Its my only regret in life.

[boasamishipper]

This is really helpful, thank you all!

[batsandhatsinunderland-deactiva]

I’m the newest of new adults but I’m gonna throw these little tips in there. IF YOU HAVE AN OLD CAR: 

-coolant or water if your car overheats (coolant is preferable cause it won’t hurt the engine in the long run but hey i know money is tight) 

-flashlight in case you break down at night and need to check under the hood and your phone is dead

-SPARE TIRE. 

-jumper cables.you will at some point leave your lights on. you just will. 

AAA or any other road side service is never a bad investment i swear. (try to mooch it off your parents as long as you can though) 

[shipperqueen93]

Know how to change a tire. You’re going to need to do it at some point in time and you can’t always rely on someone else to do it for you.

Don’t be afraid to go to your local food bank. They are there for a reason.

Don’t be ashamed to ask for help period. Life is hard, everyone needs help occasionally.

[woodelf68]

You can put a LOWER wattage bulb in a lamp that says it’s for a higher one, but don’t put a HIGHER wattage bulb in. Also, watts refer to the amount of electricity used. LUMENS refers to the amount of light put out, and can vary quite a bit between brands, even though the wattage is the same. Look for the one with the highest lumens unless you actually want a slightly dimmer bulb in a certain location. Those dollar store batteries? Fine if they’re alkaline. “Heavy-duty” batteries, however, won’t last nearly as long. You can microwave a hot dog and bun simply by wrapping them in a toweling for a minute, less if you don’t want them scalding hot.

[blue-pixiedust]

Reblogging to save lives.

[faranae-moved]

Two adulting (kitchen-related) tips from me!

1. Buy a roll of parchment paper from the cooking shit aisle. A big roll will last you for-fucking-ever. Pretty much any time you’re using a baking pan you can line it with that stuff and save yourself A: food sticking to the pan and B: it’s a quick rinse and it’s clean.

2. Bread can get fucking expensive, so make your own. A bigass bag of flour and a bag of active dry yeast (store it in the friiiiidge!!!) works out a FUCK of a lot cheaper than buying bread at the store, and you can do so much more with it. Bread, pizza, rolls, cinnibuns, homemade pizza pockets. It seems intimidating but it’s stupid easy.

Seriously. It’s stupid simple to make, and most of the “3 hours” to make it is sitting around surfing the internet or doing whatever the fuck you want while the dough rises. If you have an afternoon free once a week to sit and play video games or surf the net, you have the time to make your own bread on the cheap. Here’s my simple-as-fuck recipe:

2 ¼ teaspoons active dry yeast (You can buy a bag of this stuff CHEAP in bulk stores, the little packets are hella stupid priced) 1 cup warm water (think a hot bath) 1 ½ teaspoons sugar 2 tablespoons oil (any kind works for the most part) 2 ¼ cups flour 1 teaspoon salt

1. Stir the yeast, water, sugar, and oil up in a bowl. Let it sit for about 10 minutes. It will foam up VERY high, this is the yeast getting happy! If it doesn’t get all foamy, the water may have been too hot or not hot enough. Remember, Yeast is alive! Treat it like a nice girlfriend!

2. Mix your flour, salt, and the yeast concoction up in a bowl.

3. Knead that shit for about 5 minutes. It will start sticky as heck, but will come together into a nice dough. If it’s still super sticky, toss in a bit more flour. Here’s how to knead it: 

4. Put your dough in a covered, lightly oiled bowl and leave it someplace warmish for an hour. At that point it will have roughly doubled in size, give it a gentle punch to release the gasses that have built up inside. Cover it again and let it sit for a bit longer.

Boom. You have bread dough. Here are some baking times and uses for ya:

Optional egg-wash: Just crack an egg into a bowl, add a pinch of salt, and mix the bejeebus out of it with a fork. Brush (or if you’re like me, goop it on with said fork) that shit thinly on bread before baking for a nice crust.

Pizza: Stretch it on a pan, stab the fucker all over with a fork, add toppings, bake 425*F 15-20 minutes. 

Bread Sticks: Make snake-shapes, let rest on pan 10-ish minutes, bake 400*F 10-20 minutes.

Dinner rolls: Make ball-sized (yes those balls) balls. Place on greased pan, let rest 10-20 minutes to rise. Egg-wash and bake 375*F 25 minutes.

Bread: Lightly score (cut) the top, let sit for 20-ish minutes on/in whatever you’re using to bake it, egg-wash, bake at 375*F for 20-ish minutes. It’s done when it sounds hollow if you knock on the bottom.

You bet your ass you can deep-fry this shit for cheapie yeast doughnuts. Roll that shit in sugar or dip it in whatever, it’s fucking tasty.

Bagels: YES. YOU. CAN. Form bagel-shapes out of the dough and boil them in salty water for about 2 minutes. Egg-wash them and bake them at 400*F for 10 minutes.

Cinnamon Rolls: Roll that shit out into a rectangle. Brush it with a mix of butter, cinnamon, sugar, and a pinch of salt (no exact amounts here, do it to your taste). Roll it up into a log, and cut it into discs. Let them sit 20 minutes in a pan and then bake at 375*F 15-17 minutes.

You can add whatever you want to the dough for some variety, just if it’s dried spices remember you really only need 1-ish tablespoons. I personally like making bread with about 1 tablespoon of dill in the dough. Roll it out flat, sprinkle it with cheddar, roll it into a log, squeeze the ends shut, and bake it like a regular loaf of bread. Cheesy dill bread OMNOMNOM.

*ahem* That got a bit long. But yeah. Bread’s expensive, yo. Save your wallet.

(Also it’s ridiculous amounts of therapeutic to bake, for me anyway)

[tempestcaliban]

Being able to bake your own bread is pretty awesome, if you got the time for it. 

[mostly10]

this post is already obnoxiously long, but it’s full of good thing and as An Adult, I have a few small points to contribute:

it’s more important to eat, than what you eat. don’t stress out about organic, fair trade and healthy if you’re struggling to afford even just basic foodstuffs or just simply hate cooking. buy frozen pies, chips/fries, frozen readymeals, freeze-dried soup (costs next to nothing and is really nice with some warm bread), frozen baguettes (they look awful but are delicious when warmed up with butter) – anything that’s cheap and will fill you up is good enough, and just having a warm meal in your belly will make everything else feel easier.

defrost your freezer once a year, it will help it last longer - if you live somewhere cold, do it in the winter and you can put the frozen stuff outside while you defrost to avoid waste.

it’s okay to throw things away. don’t hold on to chipped plates and glasses out of habit. don’t wear shoes worn through if you can help it. throw them out and get new ones.

potatoes are cheap and good in pretty much any form. sliced, diced, mashed, boiled, fried, baked – pair it with an onion and some cheap minced beef/hamburger meat and you’ve got yourself a combo that can be varied almost infinitely.

if you can’t afford to buy a car - consider renting a cheap car every now and then and go on a road trip. even if it’s just to the next town over to buy food, it’s an adventure most people who have jobs can afford.

also? treat yo self. I know that’s from a tv-show and it seems silly and frivolous - but it’s very important. find ways to treat yourself and then do it. not all the time, but sometimes.

[maevemauvaise]

@amberlyinviolet there’s stuff about bread making!

[downwarddnaspiral]

Another add-on from me. I’ve been adulting for 24 years: Peroxide. Use this for blood. Even when it has had the chance to dry. It won’t work as well if you rinse the blood first. Pinto beans are a cheap protein. You can get a good-sized bag for about two bucks in the ethnic food aisle. Soak them overnight, or do a “quick soak” by boiling them for a half an hour and letting them sit for another hour. Rinse them, cover them with fresh water, cover and boil for about two to three hours. Keep adding water to keep them from drying out. They are done when the broth is thick and they no longer taste gritty. A pot of beans will give you two to three nights of dinner. Don’t store tomatoes or peppers in plastic bags. They sweat and spoil in the fridge after about three days. Store your brown sugar in the freezer to keep it soft. If you are anemic, cooking with a cast iron skillet will increase your iron levels. For medical stuff: If you have to go to the ER and have no insurance, you can ask the billing office for a payment plan. If your medical bills for the year are greater than 7 percent of your income, you can claim them on your taxes as a deduction. That isn’t much comfort, but it’s worth noting. I used to work in a billing office. If you are insured through your parents, keep a copy of your card. Once you reach 18, you are considered the guarantor for your bill. If you don’t have your card when you go to the ER, call it in to the billing office or take them a copy after your discharge. Do it within the first month of the date of service. If you can’t afford your bill, you may be able to apply for a community grant through your hospital. Clothing: You can un-shrink a sweater by rinsing it in cold water and hanging it to dry.

[thisislostinlace]

My big sis above is amazeballs and brillant. She gives the best advice.

I just want to advise some quick things i learned myself.

FRENCH BREAD/ITALIAN BREAD- my preference is the French bread. It makes the best everything: sandwhiches, pizzas, crustinis, croutons, SANDWICHES, PIZZAS and its cheaper than buying reg fancy bread or ordering pizzas

KNIVES: please invest in a great super sharp or self sharpening set. You can hurt yourself with a dull knife and it will save you money if you can cut up your own food

FEBREEZE: get some. If you don’t have laundry access inside, dont feel like doing it, too depressed, too tired, too busy, nobody saw you where it…blah blah, you wont regret the investment. Relax everybody does it

Ginger, green tea, a tea kettle, chicken soup, iodinized salt, pepper black and red, garlic, drinkable water, fill those ice trays up regularly, furniture with two uses or have storage, more attractive storage, a place for shoes…all things you will need HARD while adulting.

[notophelia]

If you don’t have time to knead the bread as outlined above and/or don’t find it therapeutic the way that commenter does? Bread machines are apparently passé, and I don’t remember the last time I didn’t see at least one any time I looked at the kitchen section at the thrift store. They’re usually about $6. It probably won’t come with the manual, but that’s what Google is for. Put all the ingredients in the pan, hit the appropriate buttons (varies slightly by model of machine), and in 3 hours you will have bread. Just make sure the yeast and water are both room temperature. Cold or expired yeast will result in very dense and bizarrely shaped bread, though most of it will still taste pretty good.

And seriously, THRIFT STORES. Not just for clothes. Furniture, kitchen stuff, picture frames, housewares, toys, bicycles, yarn, random office supplies… If you need it and it’s not perishable or edible, you can probably find it. You might even find it brand-new. Many retail stores have taken to donating merchandise that doesn’t sell on clearance. Cheaper than warehousing it, better PR than dumpstering it. If you need something particular or unusual, the tradeoff is time spent hunting, but for some of us that’s a feature rather than a bug. ;-)

[lionesshathor]

Another few tips:

Baking soda is an effective fire extinguisher. Grease fire? Dump the box on that shit. NEVER pour water on or chuck ice cubes at a grease fire because IT WILL SPREAD. Ice in fire literally explodes.

If you live alone, you might shave a few bucks off your utility bill by being a tad sloppy. Use the light of one room to illuminate as much as possible. Don’t flush the toilet until morning. Pour the water from your spaghetti and shower–putting a bucket under the steam until it gets hot collects perfectly drinkable water– onto any plants you have. Freeload Wi-Fi and power from libraries and fast food places. A box of Borax can make your detergent stretch a bit further.

[nezclaw]

A crockpot is great. Anything you can make on the stove you can make in a crockpot, and without as much worry. Toss some ingredients in before bed or before you leave for work and you’ll have a ready meal when you get up/home.

Great for oatmeal, soups, stews, chili, beans…

[jollyfish99]

Just gonna reblog this so I can find it when I need it!

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

Brown rice takes 45 minutes to cook, white rice doesn’t take as long, if you live at a high altitude you need to google instructions for boiling stuff. I can’t explain the science rn but seriously, some things won’t cook as well.

[kiwismoon]

Because some of us need this

[ironwoman359]

22 in a week, graduate in a month. I need this. 

[dickplinko]

PSA PSA. SALT FIXES IF WHEN YIU OUT DAWN DISH SOAP IN THW DISHWASHER. JUST THROW SOME IDIOZED SALT INTO THE MASS AMOUNTS OF BUBBLES AND KEEO RUNNING IT THROUGH IT’S CYCLE UNTIL IT’S GONE. I KNOW BECAUSE I PUT IT IN ONCE AMD THATS HOW MY DAD FIXED IT.

[gaypeopletwitter]

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[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[septembercfawkes]

I accidentally found this Umbridge and Miss Trunchbull photo shoot, and it’s terrifying

[bemusedlybespectacled]

dark children’s literature, show me the forbidden butch & femme couple

[thoughts-in-shower]

List of DeepShowerThoughts

1.You don’t realized how messy your house is until someone is coming over.

2.Knowing you never had a chance is better than knowing you had a chance and you blew it.

3.If spiders produced light like fireflies, nights would become 10 times more beautiful and 1000000 times more terrifying.

4.Tic-tacs are labeled sugar free but each tic-tac is nearly all sugar. They get away with this because by law for something to be sugar free it has to have less than a gram of sugar but since a tic-tac is less than a gram it can be labeled sugar free.

5.We’re all addicted to something; some addictions are just socially acceptable.

6.In space there is no up or down. Yet space ships are always in the same position when they meet each other in sci-fi movies.

7.The nicest people you could ever meet are often the saddest.

8.The ultimate form of laziness is working incredibly hard to get your work done so you don’t have to do anything later and can just be lazy.

9.If insects suddenly disappeared from the planet all life would soon end but if humans suddenly disappeared all life forms would flourish

10.Dad bods should be called “Father Figures”

11.There’s probably lots of scents from childhood we’ll never smell again because products and chemicals of old were deemed unsafe over time.

12.If you ask someone in your dream a question you’re essentially just asking yourself a question.

13.Bread is made from plants. Peanut butter is made from plants. Jelly is made from smooshed plant. PB&J = Salad

14.When both people awkwardly stop typing because they see that the other is typing, it’s the digital equivalent of two people moving in the same direction to avoid one another

@deepshowerthoughts

[stimman3000]

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[earthpictureshere]

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

reblog for good luck 

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Leprechaun convention.

[bluegoo2]

Leprecon

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GODDAMNIT

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

One ticket for leprecon plz

[buzzfeedreader]

[flyingwiththedoctor]

Omg 💕💕💕💕💕

[mashable]

[sandandglass]

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

[emotions-are-dangerous]

this is funny

[king-emare]

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

[bestnatesmithever]

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

[midnightfunk]

Sigh…

[theintrovertnation]

[anxietyproblem]

TRY THIS!

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[asexual-pride-98]

This is a test! 💜🖤

If anyone thinks that Aro and Aces are apart of the LGBT, please reblog and Like this in support

If you dont agree reblog: https://asexual-pride-98.tumblr.com/post/178366867592/this-is-a-test

This is a test! 💜🖤

If you think Aro and Ace, people aren't in the LGBT, please reblog and support this.

[imfemalewarrior]

Of course we are LGBT+!

-FemaleWarrior