it's Fun to Criticize

easy too! Cis/her/she, gay.

[formermousetrap]

Am I really going to write m3gan fanfiction just because of a throwaway line in the sequel??

[formermousetrap]

What's more indicative that there's something wrong with me: that I am indeed writing a fic inspired by that one single scene in m3gan 2.0, or that writing the fic is somehow Curing my heretofore insurmountable depression??

[formermousetrap]

You guys will not Believe the level of effort I am putting into this fucking thing. I have plotted out story beats. I am eleven pages deep. *lea michele audition voice* Gemma is gonna Fuck that robot and you're all going to cry.

This has tricked me--somehow--into being more creatively productive than I have been since 2017.

[formermousetrap]

It's ready. Please go check it out

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81578896/chapters/214539711

[formermousetrap]

CHAPTER 2 DROP

enjoy <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81578896/chapters/215326361#workskin

[formermousetrap]

CHAPTER 3 DROP

happy 4/20 y'all

[roscolux]

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[wlwgif]

DERRY GIRLS (2018-2022) 2.01 Across the Barricade

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

This is Progress

[blackjame]

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[silentknight97]

[2well2water]

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

[2well2water]

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

[avontarrant]

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer