Great Big Sea

I used to be on here. Then quarantine hit and I came back.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Following broadway news when you don’t live in new york is kinda like if you got a google alert every time your friends planned a party and didn’t invite you

[not100bees]

I physically am not going to be able to stop myself from repeating "I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie." For the next 3 weeks probably. I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[berrybeeli]

the book is better and marius is the best character next to gabrielle and armand

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[imathers]

[dhaaruni]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ulyssessimpsongrant]

On this day I would like to commemorate the end of the Siege of Vicksburg in 1863, which marked the end of the Vicksburg campaign in a decisive Union victory- essentially cutting off the western third of the Confederacy from the rest of the territory in rebellion because the Mississippi River was now in federal hands.

On July 4, 1863 John C. Pemberton surrendered an army of about 30,000 men to Ulysses S. Grant.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

🍿

[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[stephenroot]

Vatican declares Society of St. Pius X in schism, excommunicates bishops

The Vatican responded Thursday to a traditionalist society that consecrated bishops without the pope's consent, declaring the Society of St.

Leo isn't fucking around he excommunicated the Bishops, the priests, and any parishioner who continues to adhere to the society.

[helenvaughans]

tbh one of my most american opinions is that i didn’t know until kind of embarrassingly recently that birthright citizenship is not the worldwide standard and i think that’s insane. like i genuinely cannot think of a single reason why a country wouldn’t have birthright citizenship that isn’t at least low key kind of fascist.

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[sophsun1]

Seinfeld – 7.18: The Friars Club 

[filthyprotozoan]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[lestatdelioncourtney]

[agnost]

sgjkdfjgmldfkgldf mgkdf gdf gfd when the handmaiden / feudal lord meme takes over your dashboard lmaooooooo

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up