[therehearsal2022]

a collection of sorts

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[heedra]

the public library is "social" and there's "media" there (pretty much its whole thing). and you can "browse" the stacks. or even "post" up at a comfortable chair.

[retroactivebakeries]

what's there policy on hole?

[heedra]

pretty much a staple of the platform

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[3000s]

why did she sign off with that

[beemovieerotica]

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

[beemovieerotica]

actually my tags are too good not to include

follow me for more customer service tips and tricks

[beemovieerotica]

THIS is how it's done!!!

[lakevida]

so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

[almakrowan]

Part 1 of big "how to chibi-fy this flower????" guide is here!!! 🥰

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[lesbiancolumbo]

good for her

[lemonistas]

[purpl3wren]

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

[kyraneko]

Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.

Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.

[dduane]

…Felis navidad. (collapses, snorting in Linnaean)

[breelandwalker]

SANTA CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN

[dduane]

Always reblogging Sasha. :)

[ankle-beez]

my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before"

[ankle-beez]

China: we love kung fu and we love pandas

America: *makes a film about a panda who learns kung fu*

China: WHAT THE FUCK

[wizardshark]

This triggered a resurgence in Chinese kung Fu movies that continues to this day btw

[moreglitter]

Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants

The diagram:

[notemily]

The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around "purchase"

[pureheartpillar]

old youtube neon lyric videos

[campyvillain]

if i saw my teacher posting shit like this i would tweet their tiktok handle and say they hated bts

[qixzel]

deviantart is the only place where real art happens any more and the 46 year olds who have entire deviantart galleries full of hundreds of pictures they created in MS Paint that they’ve been churning out since the early 90′s of their extremely specific fetish where the side character Clopin from Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame cuts off all his hair and feeds it to Quasimodo…they are the only real artists. Untethered by capitalism, untethered by clout, untethered by the algorithm. A minion of only two drives…complete creative agency and also sexy Quasimodo eat hair.

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[conarcoin]

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots