Blue

still isn't trusted with a knife

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[zukosgay]

everytime you deny a female character being headcanoned as a lesbian because “she’s been with a guy before” you owe every lesbian who has struggled with compulsory heterosexuality 15 €

[cloverslime]

Visit Original Link

[peppermint-bones]

What the ever living fuck

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

[tarttvs]

it’s official my sense of humor is fucking dead

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

[goodbirb]

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

[krowbby]

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[casafrass-deactivated20210110]

Reblogging again because it’s THAT IMPORTANT !!!

[cosyautumnvibes]

REBLOG EVERYONE!

[leftlines]

Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can. 

These are her pictures

here are some of her drawings

this is her note

Don’t let this die.

Not this.

[greywardang]

I don’t give a flying fart what type of blog you have, this is relevant for everyone.

[saa-aham]

This is absolutely something everyone needs to read

[blog-ahuva-herut]

REBLOGGING.

[not-fitz]

I never knew about this…..

Please reblog this, don’t let it die, please

[flavenado]

I’m reblogging this because it’s important and people need to see this.

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this because it’s important and people need to see this, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[transmed-peasant-deactivated201]

Please don’t let this get lost in the ocean of bullshit that is tumblr. Leelah deserved better.

[bunnace]

This needs to be shared. Parents, you may not agree with some of your kid’s choices but don’t keep them from making them if it isn’t hurting them.

[secretdavinci-deactivated202010]

This needs to get more notes. She deserves more recognition

[pippip-cheerio]

Her parents killed her…

[sword-and-nightingale]

She deserved better.

[pastelvirgil]

i helped organize my schools tdor ceremony this year and took these. each bag represents a name/numbers/unknowns.

💐rest in power 💐

[galaxy-lemonade]

I gave one of my players a little to much power

So currently I’m doing a homebrew campaign with a bunch of friends, basic gist of it is that they are reincarnated Greek gods and they have no idea, so they have to remember The first one to remember is sunny boi (yes... that’s the character’s name), sunny is a drunken, bogan with no self-control and half the time can't remember his own name and he’s the reincarnation of Dyonisis  the god of wine, drunkenness and insanity AND SUNNY HAS THE POWER TO MAKE OTHER’S BLACKOUT DRUNK ON COMMAND AND HE JUST REALIZED HOW TO DO IT I AM SCARED FOR MYSELF, MY CAMPAIGN AND THE OTHER PLAYERS SUNNY IS YET TO USE IT BUT THEY HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED ALREADY TIME TO PANIC

[babtqftimau]

Basic story line :

Izzy and Berry have lived on there own for as long as they can remember.

Izzy vaguely remembers a man taking care of her when she was just a little cartoon, but she doesn’t remember much after that.

Several years have past and the girls come across another cartoon, he’s injured, so the girls help him out.

He calls himself “Willen” and tells the girls that he is an angel, and he’s looking for a certain part of a machine that broke down a few years ago.

The girl insist that they find the part for him, and after a bit of protesting Willen agrees to let the girls find the part, with him.

He hands them a map and tell them to pack for a long journey, he’s not sure how long it will take to find the part.

Izzy tells Berry to go home and pack things up while she goes into town and buys some extra food they can bring.

Once they’re ready, Willen starts to lead them across the country in search for the missing part.

Asks, requests and submissions are appreciated. 

reblog if it pleases you.

[galaxy-lemonade]

Quickly posting my first ever danganronpa oc that I did freehand Anways this is Kokoro Takahashi SHSL Hypnotist (yep that thing on her neck is a watch...)

[cursedcatimages]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[newyorkcitywater]

There are two types of vampires:

Is-this-red-wine-or-blood-in-my-glass-whatever-it-is-I’m-not-telling-you, classy as fuck, “oh this? ya it’s my mansion, i had all the flying buttresses built by hand,” flowing hair and all that shit, won’t fucking put on sunscreen because the ~aesthetic~ so parasols and staying indoors are their best friends.

“holy fuck i love your sunglasses,” blood in a capri-sun packet, “bitch pass me the sunscreen i’m goin to the beach,” neon, fuck goth i’m a surfer vamp, “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin it up bitches slurp slurp,” “i missed all the cool stuff SHIT,” fuck being classy i came out here to have a goddamn good time.

[newyorkcitywater]

please can we let this die

[newyorkcitywater]

PLEASE CAN WE LET THIS DIE

[starstrider]

You’ve heard about zodiac, now get ready for

Oreos

Torso

Eminem

Can

Lego (credit goes to @methodicalmadnessv1)

Gun

Bra

Nasty Bug

Git Gud

Corn

Water Man

Piss

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

reblog this post if you:

have acne

are currently running on minimal sleep

never brush your hair

Are actually a long-forgotten eldrich cryptid with a cry like death that makes the blood of men run cold in their veins, turns their hearts to stone and their minds to so much dust. Those who come to learn your name learn with it a fear they never knew they could possess. The blind see your horror. The deaf hear your cruel laughter. The ones with no feeling feel your icy talons tracing their spine. The dead tremble and roll in their graves, ever so thankful for the mercy of not having to experience the fear that is you. Soon you will return to this world, and the world will fall to chaos. As fire envelops the world, as all life perishes at your whim, you smile. For humanity should never have forsaken you.

spend too much time on tumblr

no one will know which one it is!

[myriamsaviniart]

It’s… 4 out of five… halp

[galaxy-lemonade]

Huh odd, I thought I only got four of them but my friends say I'm definitely all of them.  But I barely go on Tumblr...

[utopicwork]

00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons

[wizardshark]

hey i think that guy is a goose!!

[utopicwork]

[galaxy-lemonade]

No, no, if he were a goose how could he hold coffee?

[russiansandgod]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

[communistbussy]

they’re just confirming that she wants 4