Give It Your Everything

My name is Alli and I get v excited about things

[sandersstudies]

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

[whatsupbeanie]

That one time we got accidentally locked out of the house. I remember that FOR ME it was a fun adventure!

[kingscrown666]

THIS IS ADORABLE

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[firebirdscratches]

[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[suspicious-glitter]

If anyone was ever curious, this is what it's like working a customer service job.

[tvmusiclife]

Georgia & Pennsylvania doing THAT

[tvmusiclife]

I’m glad I could bring a good laugh to everyone with my shitpost while we all wait 300 years for the election results 🥴

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTA

ESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.

It was an absolute free-for-all. back before you could buy a batman mask in a drug store for $5, people really just did whatever

and it was FABULOUS

bonus points to these early commercialization attempts. yes that is a batman dress

anyway there is a basic human drive to wear weird-ass clothing and we should incorporate this shamelessness into our daily lives. only the most meagre of social laws prevent you from dunking yourself in body glitter and wearing a cape & pointy hat to the grocery story on a regular basis. revise your life accordingly.

[callmebliss]

is that one lady dressed as calculus

[simonalkenmayer]

I had a clown costume like those up there. Orange and black, orange poms on the hat.

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

[not-safe-for-democracy]

Please be vigilant about your vote, especially so in battleground states like Florida and Georgia with Republican governors who have explicitly shown that they have no compunction about suppressing the vote.

Source

[pooklet]

Even if you’re in a historically liberal state, track your ballot. I cannot stress this enough.

[army-of-mai-lovers]

[ID: screenshot of a headline that reads “Report: Florida Rejecting Ballots of Black and Hispanic Voters At Over Twice the Rate of White Voters” followed by text that reads “Voters can correct mistakes in the balloting process by sending in a ‘cure affidavit’ which should be sent by their local elections office immediately after a ballot is rejected. The deadline for an elections office to receive a cure affidavit is 5 pm on Nov. 5, two days after Election Day”/ End ID] 

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Why all his outfits slapping tho

[brattylikestoeat]

Mute this. The music is annoying.

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[spaghetti-doodle413]

this is what insomnia sounds like

[paprikanoir-deactivated20190515]

Soundtrack of Executive Dysfunction.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

fam I’m over here having a laughing fit, tf is this music😭

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stan-denbrough]

I still think about the person on twitter who thought that Pennywise was living in Derry, Ireland every waking second of my life.

If I think about a Derry Girls au too long, I literally pass out. It’s like, what if the Losers were 8 times stupider and more chaotic? It’s all I’ve ever wanted!!

Like I don’t even know how you would even plot this fic out? Literally all 5 of them would encounter Pennywise and immediately scream and try to hit him with the nearest object?? Like Pennywise would starve to death in Derry. All the kids would throw hands the second they saw him.

“Are ye saying you saw a clown, Michelle?”

“Aye, it was a fecking clown, Claire.”

“But, clowns aren’t even scary!” 

“Aye, I know that, and I told the wee bastard as much, then he grew a bunch of fangs, like, total cracker actually if ye think about it.”

“Have none of you considered that a grown man dressed like a clown hiding in the sewers who wants to eat children might be something to take at least a little bit seriously?!?”

“Ach, seriously, fuck off James, go be a craic killer somewhere else!”

“Have ye considered James that maybe the clown is more afeared of us, than we are a him?”

“No, Orla, I hadn’t considered that, thank you.”

“Okay girls, I think we’re all missing the point here! You said that he grew fangs!??! Are you sure you weren’t just a wee bit blackout drunk?!”

“Well to be fair, I was boking all over myself, Erin, to be sure, yeah.”

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“What’s this I hear about a man dressed like a clown in the sewers?”

“But da you don’t think our Erin is daft enough to play in the sewers do ye?”

“I’m sure it’s just an urban legend, Joe.”

“You watch your tone with me boy! I’ll not have some wee Southern shite tell me what’s real and what’s myth!”

“I tell ya it’s real! As real as my right hand, swear to God!”

“Erin! I don’t want you goin anywhere near no man approachin wains dressed like a clown!”

“But don’t you think the whole affair of dressing up as a clown like, is a wee bit… gay? Uh- I mean no offense son.”

“Still not gay!”

[kermitlesbian]

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

I’m the green one 💀🍁🍺

[sanctuarysusie]

im high and losing it a little over this

[the-memedaddy]