Well Hello There

Just a wandering Vagabond nothing to see.

[enseea]

found on bg3_parasiteposting page on instagram

[sophiasharp]

Look Twitter sucks, yes, but Dave Jones committing to anything and everything Bear related makes it semi-worth it

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[hal-vagabond]

Goals

[formlab]

Los Alamos National Laboratory nuclear testing, 1974

[wilwheaton]

What does this *really* test? Wrong answers only.

[hal-vagabond]

Obviously it tests how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[e-rose]

[waterboardingwizard]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hey @identifying-cars-in-posts can you identify this car?

[hal-vagabond]

Kind of sad it wasn’t #carscades in the tags

[butchdotgov]

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

[chumbie]

[gotterhag]

damn this smart I’m out here like “stand on the toilet but don’t break yur neck”

[the-haiku-bot]

damn this smart I’m out

here like “stand on the toilet

but don’t break yur neck”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[reimenaashelyee]

Campaign to make The God of Arepo an award winning work and win a literal brick as a trophy for the authors and for Tumblr community as a whole (SUCCEEDED!!!! Update below)

As the artist for one of The God of Arepo comics, my version is up for consideration for the Ignatz Awards for Outstanding Online Comic.

For those of you who don't know the Ignatz is one of the highest industry awards that "recognize outstanding achievements in comics and cartooning by small press creators or creator-owned projects published by larger publishers".

The thing is, winning the award means winning an actual literal brick. Because the mascot is a brick-throwing mouse. So they have to make a bit where the trophy is a brick. Like. Look.

For a long time I thought it was just plain bricks they were handing out, but my friend who won a couple of bricks two years ago had theirs stamped (I saw the bricks in person at their house). So now I am obsessed with the idea of The God of Arepo winning an Ignatz trophy. It will have the honours stamped. On a freaking brick. That's the most Tumblr level meme trophy this comic/story could win (which is also a legit high honour industry award on its own btw don't get me wrong). But wilder than that, the brick allows me to do something. It allows me to smash that break into 5 pieces and ship one of each to the authors plus myself. Writing Prompts, sadoeuphemist, ciiriianan, stu-pot and me will get a piece of clay in recognition for our work with the farmer who built a temple out of stone. The full circle moment.

Imagine the value of this win to the lore of this Tumblr sacred text/folklore. This brick will be smashed and given to the creators, but as a collective folklore, it's also dedicated to all of us on this hellsite too. AWARD WINNING. If The God of Arepo wins I will document the entire process of smashing that brick here.

But we have to make this happen. We need to gather our collective energy and make this campaign work. Please help make The God of Arepo an award-winning story and vote for it in the Outstanding Online Comic category (link). You will need to request a ballot, then submit your vote. I recommend checking out the other nominated comics too. The Ignatz really shortlists good stuff. The voting closes September 8 2023 . LET'S GET THE GOD OF AREPO A BRICK FOR HIS TEMPLE!! LET'S GO!!!! REBLOGS HELP TOO!!

[reimenaashelyee]

THE GOD OF AREPO IS NOW AN AWARD-WINNING TUMBLR FOLKLORE!!!!!

WE GOT THE BRICK! WE ARE GETTING ARCHIVED INTO THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS!!! Hell yeah!! Making Tumblr history!!

I have a pretty strong idea now for how I want to smash up the brick and divide between us creators: the TL;DR is that I'm going to use the smallest pieces to build a cairn inside a pseudo-terrarium award stand. (x5)

Follow me if you want to witness the brick smashing and terrarium constructing.

But omg thank you everyone!! I had no idea if this campaign would work. I'm so honoured to be able to contribute this opportunity for everyone. :,)

@sadoeuphemist @writing-prompt-s @sameenbyhat @stu-pot

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[the-haiku-bot]

I will reblog this

every goddamn time I

find it on my dash

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hal-vagabond]

FOUND IT

[shiftythrifting]

1. Quite the text on a shirt

2. Fever dream text

3. The sickest orthodontist shirt i regret not getting

[shiftythrifting]

support the dream beef

[m0nst3rg1rl]

[hal-vagabond]

We’ve all tried it at least once

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

please enjoy my favorite “no context” moments from good omens 2

[etakeh]

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)

[hal-vagabond]

All hands on deck we have brothers to find!

[nico-drives-badly]

Is most excited for Oppenheimer: Nero

Is most excited for Barbie: Dante

Is really confused because he thought Barbenheimer was a single movie and now he’s having PTSD flashbacks of DMC5: Vergil

[ikimaru]

heard it was maid day soo..how menacing do you want ur maids to be

[the-haiku-bot]

heard it was maid day

soo..how menacing do you

want ur maids to be

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[as-i-watch]

Fun fact: in the manga there was no transformation scene. The first time the Strawhats saw Kaido was him already descending from the clouds in his dragon form.

Straw hats & Fans seeing the big blue fucker descend from the skies and Law call him Kaido

[as-i-watch]

And then there's Luffy, knowing he'll get to kick a dragon's ass:

[the-scrying-game]

enjoy these sick wizard graphics