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Goddamn it.Ā
āwoman? is that meant to insult me?ā
Credit to the amazing artistĀ āGeorge Rottkampā
THE GOBLET THO
One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them
Enter The Boartex And Find Power IndescripableĀ
Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you
Iām way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isnāt even social justice or a real issue.
sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?
women: donāt propose or get married if u donāt like the thought of marriage
men: what kind of sjw fuckery
the other bit that this implies is: If you like your wife, act like it. Even around your friends. Be open and honest about liking your wife, liking spending time with her, and not being resentful of the shared work of building a household. Let your buddies know you canāt hang out with them because youād rather be home with your wife, whom you like, because she is your legit bff, even though you know your buddies are gonna mock you for it. Stand up to your buddies. Tell them mocking isnāt cool and you donāt want them to do it anymore. Challenge the other men in your life to be better men. That is what ādonāt get married if you think marriage is an evil trapā implies to men who are married. And while itās all completely reasonable I imagine that itās scary as fuck when itās just so much easier to har de har har the little womanās such a nag, aināt she, donāt we all hate being married so much? with other men. In that context, ādonāt get married if you think marriage is an evil trapā is kindof a radical statement.
The number of guys I work with who are engaged who started pulling the āuh oh, life over soon, har harā shit that I have completely shut down with a simple āwell if you donāt want to get married, then donātāā¦*sigh* And theyāre just like, hem, haw, welllll if I donāt then she might not stay with meee, which I respond to with āwell, sounds like you need to have a pretty serious and honest conversation with your fiancee about your feelings thenā and then the *panic!* lookā¦When you remove that easy āhah hah ball-and-chainā narrative, watch the reaction. Some of them (to a female friend) will mumblingly admit that they love their fiancee and are excited to be married. Othersā¦all you get is fear.
Thatās the disservice we do men by refusing to teach boys how to explore their emotional needs. It hurts everyone. I watched three male friends walk into marriages I can tell they werenāt ready for and didnāt want, just because it was expected and they had no tools for emotional self-examination. Two of those marriages are (shockingly) in crisis, a couple years later. One has kids involved now. Itās more than a little heartbreaking. The marriages I see that are working? Are the guys with the emotional maturity to talk to their wives and who donāt care if everyone knows theyāre in love with them.
SERIOUSLY.Ā
tumblr meme culture is really just a form of neo dadaism
Iād like to clarify:
dada was a largely european art movement that took place after wwi. this time and place is not a coincidence. let me explain.Ā
dada art made no sense. the artists who made dada lived in a world in which nothing made sense - in which conventional logic led to the senselessness of a world war. so, making art that made no sense, making - well, you canāt really call it art, so making ANTI-art that rejected the conventions that brought about that atrocity in the first place - it made total sense. (if that makes any sense.)
so the artists did weird things. new things! putting things that were already made together and calling it sculpture, cutting up bits of pictures and putting them together and calling that something to frame - this site has some nice examples.
but from my perspective - thereās serious intellectual continuity between the absurdity of attaching a bunch of tacks to the bottom of an iron, rendering it useless, and sayā¦. bath bomb posts. Put a fucking macbook in a bath. itās useless now. Nobody fucking cares anymore. you want something funny? you want a punchline? gun. thatās your punchline. Take it. I am laughing
in a way it could be a method of venting some of the frustration and hopelessness and dissatisfaction that tumblrās userbase (largely, disenfranchised millennials) feels in the modern day. I canāt really speak for anyone else, but⦠at least from a US perspective, thereās plenty to be disillusioned about. growing up in a constant state of questionably justified war, income inequality, an economic recession caused by the actions of a handful of wealthy fucks who didnāt even get properly punished, growing awareness of police brutality, being called lazy and self-absorbed by the generations that gave us these problems in the first place⦠I canāt help but think that these factors (and more) could produce a similar mindset to the one that precipitated the first dada movement.Ā
so of COURSE we make nonsense jokes. itās a coping mechanism for a world which doesnāt make any sense.
related: this isnāt by tumblr but I have to plug UCLAās atrocity of a virtual galleryĀ once more. it really needs to be experienced, but⦠itās definitely also millennial neo dada. from the presentation (like an unplayable video game) to the content (THE DOGS HAVE ARRIVED), it is exactly what I am talking about. it is a fucking shitpost. and itās high art, too! I love this
tl;dr: my generation is fed up with this bullshit, and the best way that we can express that is by shitposting. alternatively, dada was an early precursor to modern shitposting and we should all thank duchamp for signing a fucking urinal
a dear friend has given a perfect update to some of my phrasing, courtesy of their word replace extension:
you see this? this is exactly what Iām fucking talking about. the thing that Iām talking about is:
shitposting is the deconstruction of hegemonic discourse through the use of the absurd and surrealism.
Iād also say that while Dadaism was obsessed with the technological aspects of Modernity, of newspapers, of industrial mechanics and factory made clocks, neo-dadaism (of which shitposting but also the increasingly broad reach of the New Aesthetic and net aesthetics) is obsessed with the technological aspects of our time, or at the beginning of our time.
As just a comparison, the Clock in Absurdist and Dadaist art is both a symbol of the uplifting beginning of industrial relations (as one of the first complicated machines made by manufacturers, as the symbol of mankindās ability to triumph and analyze nature and better ourselves) and as the deified symbol of horrific modernity (of demarcated time, labor hours, the oppression of the working class via managerial time), Neo-Dadaism/Absurdism has a similar relationship with early computers, which both symbolizes the utopian attitudes which we entered the digital age with, and the horrifying period we live in now, where the Digital is ever present and semi-deified.
My favorite dada satire is probably from Georges Grosz who takes the kind of robotic modernist tube people of folks like Leger:
and turns them into these mindlessly patriotic broken automatons chanting rote phrases:
And itās so so funny to me that thereās all kinds of Gen X artists out there creating art about the millennials on their damn cellumar phones who think theyāre the inheritors of this aesthetic but really itās people who use the Madden gif generator to shitpost because theyāre taking the technology meant for a coherent purpose for a particular narrative and theyāre breaking it and turning it back on itself.
I think you might be onto somethingā¦
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Aside from color palettes and materials used, I see literally zero difference.
This is one of the top 3 best posts Iāve ever seen on tumblr and Iāve been here for years.
Love
My grandmother took several classes on Dadaism, and I attended them with her growing up. Then I took plenty of art history when I got my BFA in Illustration.
This post is 100% legit in their observations. Iām seriously impressed.
Duchampās Urinal was one of the most famous, well known Dada pieces ever made, and he made it purely to prove that literally anything can be art. It was all about ignoring the Establishmentās rules of what art was and wasnāt, - this is exactly the same thing happening in real time.
@eliciaforever
Ever iteration of this post adds something glorious, and Iām so glad you tagged me because I havenāt seen the vaporwave addition yet. A+.
A MAN NAMED OSKAAR FROM REYKJAVIK ICELAND GIVES US A PIECE OF HIS MIND FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE IT
This is better than every single found footage film I have ever seen.
This is so good it deserves to be on my professional blog instead of my personal blog. I am crying in a cab over this
Nobody tells this to people who are beginners. I wish someone had told me. All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste. But there is this gap. For the first couple years you make stuff, itās just not that good. Itās trying to be good, it has potential, but itās not. But your taste, the thing that got you into the game, is still killer. And your taste is why your work disappoints you. A lot of people never get past this phase; they quit. Most people I know who do interesting, creative, work went through years of this. We know our work doesnāt have this special thing that we want it to have. We all go through this. And if you are just starting out or you are still in this phase, you gotta know that itās normal and the important thing you can do is do a lot of work. Put yourself on a deadline so that every week you finish one piece. Itās only by going through a volume of work that you will close that gap, and your work will be as good as your ambitions. And I took longer to figure out how to do this than anyone Iāve ever met. Itās gonna take a while. Itās normal to take awhile. You just gotta fight your way through.
Ira GlassĀ (via realdwntomars)
Some say Alfred Schnittkeās gravestone illustrates the concept of āThe Rest is Noiseā.Ā The deceased composer asks for a very loud (fff) silence (rest), prolonged by an extra beat or two (the fermata overhead). (Source)
Prey spotted.
MURDER PANCAKE
I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.
Weāve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but slowly revealed itself to be the opposite. We unpeeled the layers of corruption within the government, we saw cruelty against minorities grow in the past decades, and had media attack us and had teachers tell us that we āmust not tell liesā. We got angry and frustrated and, like Harry, Ron and Hermione, had to think of a way to fight back. And them winning? That would have been enough to give us hope and leave us satisfied.
But instead. There was skip scene. And suddenly they were all over 30 and happy with their 2.5 children.
And the Millennials were left flailing in the dust.
Because while we recognised and empathised with everything up to that point. But seeing the Golden Trio financially stable and content and married? That was not something our generation could recognise. Because we have no idea if weāre ever going to be able to reach that stage. Not with the world weāre living in right now.
Having Harry, Ron and Hermione stare off into the distance after the battle and wonder about what the future might be would have stuck with us. Hell, have them move into a shitty flat together and try and sort out their lives would have. Have them with screaming nightmares and failed relationships and trying to get jobs in a society thatās falling apart would have. Have them still trying to fix things in that society would have. Because we known Voldemort was just a symptom of the disease of prejudice the Wizarding World.
But donāt push us off with an āall was wellā. In a world about magic, JK Rowling finally broke our suspension of disbelief by having them all hit middle-class and middle-age contentment and expecting a fanbase of teenagers to accept it.
Also. Since when was ādonāt worry kids, youāre going to turn out just like your parentsā ever a happy ending? Does our generation even recognise marriage and money and jobs as the fulfillment of life anymore? Does our generation even recognise the Epilogueās Golden Trio anymore?
#i think this one of the reasons why the james/lily/albus naming theme bothered meĀ #because thereās a sense of going in a circle rather than pressing forwardĀ #the only way the wizarding world will survive if it changes dramatically from this pointĀ #having the station seem exactly the sameĀ #right down to the names being thrown aroundĀ #makes it seem stagnantĀ #so iām guessing another dark lord should turn up in a couple of decadesĀ (x)
YOU PUT IT IN WORDS
#so iām guessing another dark lord should turn up in a couple of decades
you mean like this?
Seriously.
Harry and crew at Hogwarts in what is technically their eighth year, studying for their NEWTs and trying to fit back into a life theyāve half outgrown, the teachers never bothering to treat them like students under their authority anymore and half the other students going to them for Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons.
Harry shoving money at people, hey, you were a muggleborn who lost your wand to the Muggleborn Registration Committee? here have enough to buy your wand back and some more besides, you need to get your house back, how much do you need? starting a business, here have some start-up cash. injured in the final battle? take this money and get trained for a new line of work that doesnāt require legs. bitten by a werewolf? hereās money to buy potion. and he just keeps handing it out without paying any attention to it and there keeps being money there, and how the fuck is it okay that he has so much while others have to buy secondhand books and use secondhand wands?
Harry wanting to burn Grimmauld Place to the ground, and Harry wanting to donate Grimmauld Place as a home for people with bad family situations and people whose family have died and donāt want to be alone, and Harry never wanting to see Grimmauld Place again.
Harry wanting to snap at Mollyās mothering, at Mollyās being after him to cut his hair, at Mollyās invitations to him to come stay at the Burrow. Harry knowing sheās probably going to be his mother-in-law and knowing sheās lost a son and settling for pointing out that Aunt Petunia always hated his hair too, which shuts her up.
Harry and Draco walking on eggshells around each other. Harry making a few overtures of reconciliation and being rebuffed. Harry finally saying, well, be a prat then, and Draco snapping and slamming him into the wall, Muggle-style, and ranting for five minutes straight on how much it sucks to have believed in someone and been betrayed, to have lost, to have been saved byĀ the person who defeated his side of the war, to have his dad in Azkaban and to have been handed Dumbledoreās life on a silver platter and been unable to take it, to have trusted Severus Snape and find out he was working for the other side and the war is over and Harryās so covered in glory while Draco will never escape the stigma of having been a Death Eater when he wasnāt even a goodĀ Death Eater.
Harry looking at him and saying, yeah, that sucks, thatās fucked up. Saying, he watched Dumbledore die, watched his godfather die, lost Fred lost Mad-Eye lost Remus and Tonks, watched Cedric die because he was being too nobleĀ to take the Triwizard Cup for himself even though Cedric tried to insist. Saying war is fucked up, war fucks you up, shatters everything and youāre left with fragments that cut you open when you try to pick them up.
Draco telling Harry heās dating Astoria, who doesnāt believe in blood supremacy. Harry telling Draco that if he likes Astoria, he should date Astoria, and he can give his kids magic and love and he doesnāt need to give them a position at the top of the social hierarchy to be a good father to them. Harry telling Draco that when he was faking being dead, Dracoās mother lied to Voldemort for him because he told her Draco was alive.
Harry taking part and giving evidence in the trials of captured Death Eaters and snatchers and others. Harry offering Lucius a plea bargain that will let him go home. Harry telling Lucius he understands people donāt like being in debt to their enemies, and if Lucius wants to hate him, thatās fine, but Harry thinks Lucius ought to go home and be with his family. Lucius saying nothing, but going home, and when Christmas break ends Draco comes back to school looking human for the first time in two and a half years.
School ending, and the whole double class of students sort of milling, cast adrift into an adulthood theyāre not quite prepared for and at the same time are too familiar with. Half the flats above Diagon Alley being rented out by students in small groups and pairings who have no idea how to keep house; Diagon Alley getting an unofficial expansion as the Muggle flats nearby get rented to more of the same, with back doors leading to alleyways that lead to back ways into Diagon.
Some of the abandoned businesses in Diagon Alley getting opened by former Hogwarts students who donāt quite know what they want to do; a few of them importing Muggle concepts with a touch of magic: a store thatās a different Muggle fast-food restaurant every day of the month, a store that brings in Muggle items, Muggle music, Muggle technology. An internet cafe that serves butterbeer and Mountain Dew, cauldron cakes and Cheetos, side by side.
Knockturn Alley getting cleaned out by a new Ministry crackdown on the Dark Arts, and being taken over by those who feel shattered or tainted by the war. Stores trickle in to replace the old places, and shrines to the departed line the storefronts, here a fountain placed in memory, here a quote graffitiād on the wall, here a mural, there a pile of flowers and trinkets. Itās a quiet place, contemplative; somehow the bustle of Diagon never touches it. Wildflowers grow through the cobblestones, and generations of future witches and wizards will grow up thinkingĀ āNocturnallyā refers to the twilight of the passage between worlds.
Hermione and Ron clashing over Ronās expectations growing up with a mother who did everything for him and expecting a wife whoāll do the same. Hermione moving in with George and Angelina above the joke shop. (Angelina loved Fred, and is halfway in love with George; they are united in their missing of Fred. Hermione is growing to love George, who under his pranks and devil-may-care attitude is quite clever and inquisitive. The three of them make a decent vee, and Angelina can go travel with her international Quidditch team without worrying about George being neglected.)
Ron rebounding with Pansy Parkinson, of all people, whoās rebounding from Draco; their relationship being first built on a temporary cure for loneliness and rejection and an indulgence of spite at their respective exes, and then surprising them by continuing to work well once all that has faded.
Ollivander taking Cho Chang as an apprentice wandmaker. Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot undertaking the work to turn Grimmauld Place into Phoenix House, a home for abused, orphaned, and neglected magical children, squibs, homeless or familyless witches and wizards, and convalescents from St. Mungoās.
Ginnyās first child is a daughter, with Harryās black hair and green eyes; she indulges Harry by naming her Sev, like the boy Harryās mother once played with when the world was new and full of wonder. Itās short for Severa, which is Latin in the old wizarding tradition, and it reminds Harry of Evans and of ever, which has about the same meaning as Always.
Draco and Astoria end up having five kids, and Draco scandalizes his younger self by loving every aspect of fatherhood times five. Daphne Greengrass, Astoriaās sister, ends up marrying Percy Weasley, which means Dracoās kids have Weasley cousins. Family get-togethers are very interesting, but somehow Narcissa and Lucius survive.
When a man does a queer thing, or two queer things, there may be a meaning to it, but when everything he does is queer, then you begin to wonder.
Arthur Conan Doyle, The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. (via beejohn)
where do lesbian viking warriors go when they die in a mighty battle?
galpalla
I tried to scroll away. I really did.
whatās better than this, valkyries being palkyries
Iām so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because⦠what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
ā¦ā¦ā¦my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but hereās to trying.
I donāt believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hellā¦lol.
this is important
I have an interview today
Today is my birthday
Mine too!. Happy Birthday :D xxxx
You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that.