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zim-kinnie

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

zim-kinnie

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

skyheartstar13

It’s true and you should say it.

zim-kinnie

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

shipping-is-life-1-0-1

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

zim-kinnie

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

shimmedmilk

you mean, like, ня?

aveture

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

zim-kinnie

ня

verminviscount

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

zim-kinnie

НЯ

degenerate-perturbation

НЯ

give-fnc-chocolate

zicygomar

exvind

OH. GOD.

I want to remind everyone of the fact Herta exists and that everyone should worship and praise her!! Our beloved empress! Madam Herta is a peerless gem! Madam Herta is an unrivaled genius!! Madam Herta is an inimitable beauty!!!

#the herta #herta hsr #honkai star rail #worship her #one chance #i love her sm #to be in her presence #I’m in love #I have been since the puppets

ruinedchildhood

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

Reblog to save a duck

13faeinapenguinsuit

Quack quack

ijustgotherebro

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

theofficialvincenzo

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

prguitarman

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

i-wanna-be-cute

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

knightouts

artemis !!

animentality

fox-moblin

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

allthingswhumpyandangsty

indigonite

soanywayimscreaming

I just got flashbacks to 2015

aidashakur

velvetvexations

sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

whisky-gerblin

Reblogging for the last addition

badgraph1csghost

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

badgraph1csghost

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

omnicat

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

bucketbunny

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

sarumans

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

mandyseley

had a similar situation that inspired one of my older comics. they absolutely gave me shit for it when I got back to the office.

crunchbuttsteak

imnotrevealingmyname

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

official-lucifers-child

the 3st huh?

transgirlsgetswords-deactivated

the 3st.

srsfunny

Canadian Nightmare

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST

digitaldiscipline

The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.

rehfan

This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed

Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters

thanos-the-dad-titan

Woo woo, motherfucker!

becausedragonage

@a-mahariels-travels

cluegrrl

Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.

rembrandtswife

Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.

It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.

emma-regina4ever

Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow

killer-squirtle

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

sapocipo

I am a nerd creature with nerdy interests, a tribute to my most recent designs: Apollo and Artemis, they are wearing their space suits xD

rubieredx

✨Also my updated design for Apollo, Artemis, and Leto ✨

Very stingy with Zeus’ genes lol

echo-loves-flowerboy

I relate Artemis because I too avoid falling in love with boys by simply being too fucking fast

oak-the-crow

When someone asks ‘what are you thinking about?’ But you can’t say ‘Oh, just that Athena, Artemis and Apollo all have the blood of their lovers on their hands even though it’s not really their fault and Athena probably comforted her younger siblings and let herself feel empathy for them because she knows how it feels having the blood of someone you love on your hands.’ So instead you say ‘Just thinking about the weather.’

hertaglazer1

Ouch

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.