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pitbolshevik

it's that time again where i bitch about post 9/11 corporate country music

pitbolshevik

we really went from shit like man in black and the devil went down to georgia to whatever the fuck this is

weaver-z

depsidase

inthefallofasparrow

linguisticillustrations

Finally, society managed to combine Morphology (linguistics) and Morphology (biology)

myreticentvale-deactivated20231

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.

maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017

Couldn’t scroll

thy-devil-princess-deactivated2

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

skinandbonewishes

Reblog

colorfulaliencolorpizza-deactiv

Please reblog for the people who need it

deadx-poetsx-society

Suicide awareness is extremely important please take 7 seconds to reblog❤🕯

smugheathen

My best friend took her own life when we were 15,that was 11 years ago.

Still think about her everyday. Every single day.

dastardlydorito

#this is a family friendly movie

preludeinz

what in the screaming blue christ

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring-deactivated2015060

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit-deactivated2019030

☝🏾😂

callmedeku24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

emeraldmercury

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

proletarianprincess

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

sillysayaka

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

@greenexcited40 @menear33 @liminalumas @porcelainpin @zhozefina-geyderpsnz-blog @brittanyy18 @personman173 @e-eheh-e @iamavegan @lunar-nyx @ja-stephoux @okayleyla @asjskdbha

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

mrspider-deactivated20221213

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

mrspider-deactivated20221213

NO-

mrspider-deactivated20221213

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

mrspider-deactivated20221213

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

eclecticism18

knifelesbian69

dear-ao3

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

dear-ao3

THATS TUPPERWARE

sobutmermaids

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

dear-ao3

delaware is too powerful

uncertaininnit

what the fuck

dear-ao3

skaktusposts

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

dear-ao3

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

skaktusposts

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

dear-ao3

.....ace hardware....?

uncertaininnit

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

dear-ao3

but at what cost

publiusmaximum

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

dear-ao3

uncertaininnit

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

dear-ao3

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

likethehorrormovie

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

dear-ao3

it is now

tome-itwas

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

kkshowtunes

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

dear-ao3

software ??

you-say-that-so-often

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

dear-ao3

gazelle??

king-finnigan

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

dear-ao3

that's fucking adele

metamelonisle

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

shirtshawaiian

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

totalrosalia

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

dear-ao3

we live in america?

vigilantsycamore

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

abnormalmind777

..... are you talking about Doordash???

destiel-is-canon-what

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

dear-ao3

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

katherynefromphilly

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

dear-ao3

stop i do not want to think about this

joyflameball

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

dear-ao3

forensicrodentfool

Everyone on this post:

sith-shenanigans

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

jmercedesd

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.

dear-ao3

callme-corpse-septiceye

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

dear-ao3

paulblartinum

isn't delaware the god of the sea

dear-ao3

robbietherat

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

dear-ao3

lordechostan

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

kiwikipedia

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

dear-ao3

what have i created

hellsite-hall-of-fame

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

dear-ao3

this post has only existed for 8 days.

salemruinseverything

happy one month birthday

just-brain-thoughts

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

articulate-anxious-atheist-deac

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

gumi-megpoidd

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

ainosukes-sadism

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

irenethehotdog

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

dear-ao3

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

goldenzingy46

@dear-ao3 do you need a hug

dear-ao3

yes

mysnis

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

ur-favorite-queer-queen

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

dear-ao3

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

notallmensheviks

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

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telltaletypist

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marcholasmoth

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sleepyflameygoblin

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silkwingfood

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sad-boy-hank

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bluefire262

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pls don’t let this flop

accidentalvegetable-deactivated

i love how every time he’s just like, oh? it’s just a random-ass platypus?, perry is just. so fucking done with him. like seriously, how many platypuses does he even know???

intjint

He doesn’t want to assume every platypus is Perry bc that would be a microaggression

soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072

a lot of things happened today

neanderthyall

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

caroldanversenthusiast

he is the moment

popepauljohn

jngl;kjdnfgl;skdgh

boonki

2022 prediction: someone will make a movie about the suez canal fiasco but it will be (or try to be) a gripping thriller about the men who got it unstuck and about all the businesses that suffered because of it. someone will die. the ship pilot will be played by brad pitt. but like with some scruff and a lil beanie and a windbreaker so we know he’s a man of the sea. the theme will be bravery of man. the soundtrack will slap. the memes will be untouchable

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