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Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.
dont let the fanfic writers see this
too late
Calming CAT!
oh my god it is calming
i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again
it’s using tail whip
just in case you haven’t been sad about riku yet today, just remember: the oldest, the tallest, the physically strongest of them wound up the most self-conscious, the one who avoids eye contact, and the one that tries to take up the least amount of space
If the signs were superheroes/villains, what would their powers be?
Aries - Hero: Bullet time. You can slow down time in order to fight at an incredible speed, making it impossible to hit or shoot you. Villain: Invulnerability. You are impervious to any harm, requiring extreme measures in order to hurt you.
Taurus - Hero: Atmokinesis. You can control the weather, allowing you to control many aspects of nature itself. Villain: Seismic power. You have the ability to create seismic shocks or earthquakes at will.
Gemini - Hero: Intangibility. You have the power to be impossible to perceive by any of the senses. Villain: Molecular dissipation. You can make any object vanish into thin air and absorb its energy.
Cancer - Hero: Clairvoyance. You have the ability to perceive events that are taking place elsewhere or sense places that are not in view. Villain: Summoning. You can call animals, creatures, or otherworldly beings for assistance.
Leo - Hero: Danger sense. You are aware of approaching danger before it reveals itself. Villain: Probability manipulation. You have the power to alter the outcomes of things that require luck or the occurrence of unusual phenomena.
Virgo - Hero: Force fields. You can create transparent or invisible shields as a method of protection. Villain: Banishing. You can send a person somewhere else, usually to trap them or keep them away.
Libra - Hero: Orbing. You have the ability to teleport from place to place with magical orbs surrounding you. Villain: Omnilingualism. You can decipher any known language and learn any being’s language, alien included, through physical touch.
Scorpio - Hero: Umbrakinesis. You can mentally repulse photons to create shadow or darkness and move objects via shadow. Villain: Possession. You are able to take control of the body and mind of someone else, temporarily leaving your own body for theirs.
Sagittarius - Hero: Cross-dimensional travel. You have the ability to travel through any alternate dimensions. Villain: Molecular combustion. You are able to speed up molecules, basically in order to blow things up.
Capricorn - Hero: Cryokinesis. You can reduce the kinetic energy of atoms in order to lower temperature. This is often used to control, generate, or absorb ice. Villain: Grim reaping. You have the ability to kill or mortally wound someone through touch.
Aquarius - Hero: Portal creation. You have the power to create wormholes in time and space. Villain: Phasing. You have the ability to pass through solid objects.
Pisces - Hero: Wishing. You have the ability to wish for anything and that wish comes true. Villain: Reality warping. This gives you the ability to change and mold reality itself.
THESE ARE SO DOPE NO LIE
this is the best sign post i’ve seen yet. i want both the powers.
“filipino mythology” does not exist; don't tag something when it does not even exist, how stupid are you?
[cracks knuckles] [drinks tea viciously]
well, one as rude as you might as well be as stupid, for “filipino mythology” does exist and people like you make me gag. Our stories might not be as well documented as the greeks or the romans or and god damn egyptians, but we have preserved them through oral traditions. We told them to our children before they sleep, we told them to young teens when they would need guidance, we told them throughout centuries and believe me: we are far from forgotten. so, you want some mythology, i’ll give you some god damn mythology:
— list of all our documented and known deities
— list of all of the creatures in their respective ethnic myths (yes we have more than one form of mythology and we take it into high regard when we talk about certain myths
— creation myths that i myself have heard many many times from my grandparents (my grandfather mostly)
— most detailed account of the mythology in the philippines
— another great source for information about filipino mythology
— oh look, yet another detailed explanation of creatures in filipino mythology
— why, would you look at that, yet ANOTHER source of filipino folk tales
anyway, regardless of what you think. filipino mythology is as valid as any other mythology out there and i shall protect it at all costs. normally i would have just deleted such a message but how you had told me of how invalid my culture was, well that angered me. to completely tell me that, i myself was invalid, a statistic. you are no better than the spaniards that arrived at our coasts. oh how they erased out existence from history’s books. let me tell you this, i will not be silenced. i will not be stopped. i will not be merciful. you come back into my ask like this again, i will meet you with a fury that even the gods cannot contain
I will school you, you ignorant imbecile. And to do that, I won’t even comment on the level of ignorance and rudeness evident in that kind of question. Just know that if you cross us again, I will destroy you in all the ways your puny mind cannot even fathom as destruction.
First off - while Keith (vespeir) has provided some links, I understand how most people might see Wikipedia as unreliable/unacademic. The thing is, though, Philippine mythology now is a product of generations and generations of Western brainwashing/colonization. It’s watered down, and basically just Greek/Roman deities translated. But you also have to understand that most of what we know now? It’s propaganda.
But anyway - there’s been extensive research regarding Philippine myth pre- and post-Western influence, both in the fields of literature and anthropology (most of them being from my university, with notable people being F. Landa Jocano from the UP College of Social Sciences and Philosophy, Department of Anthropology, and Damiana Eugenio, from the UP College of Arts and Letters, Department of English and Comparative Literature.
Both of these people show up when you google them, not only because of their body of work, but because of the citations awarded to them, Jocano with a lifetime citation by the Manila Critics Circle, and Eugenio - dubbed the Mother of Philippine Folklore - with a Centennial Award for Cultural Research).
Just a few of my favorite articles on Philippine myth:
An editorial on mythology as a cultural mirror
Mythology as propaganda during the Marcos regime (just hints of it here, as an explanation/caption to an exhibit in the Vargas Museum, with Malakas and Maganda (PHL equivalent to Adam and Eve) replacing Kalak and Kabai (original equivalent to Adam and Eve) as Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos doppelgängers).
A very interesting article on the Aswang
There would be more, but I have to go now. I might come back to add links, but articles are available everywhere, I shit you not. There’s also a lot of modern stuff coming out, one being a comprehensive encyclopedia focused on Philippine myth and lore.
And holy crap, I haven’t even touched on the gods! On the diwatas, and the malignos! Maria Makiling, for crying out loud!
You should thank whatever you believe in that typing this has cooled me off. But I’ll be back, and I swear to all that is holy, if I’m still angry by then, there will be hell. Masusunog ka sa impiyerno, gago, ako mismo magpapadala sa’yo doon.
*reads* *sips coffee* *inhales* *breathes*
Ok well as many of you should know by now if you have been following me long enough (if you don’t where have you been?), I am not a Pilipin@ Christian nor am I Pilipin@ Muslim.
I am Pagan.
I am a Polytheist.
I am a Reconstructionist.
And yes, I practice our indigenous beliefs and yes, I believe in our various mythologies from the Philippines.
And yes, our Gods and Goddesses are real in my eyes as whatever divine being you believe in is and I devout myself to them as you do to yours.
To the anon and to anyone else who dares say that there is no such thing as Pilipin@ mythology, then I speak for all of us who still believe in our Gods and Goddesses. I speak for all the indigenous groups who have kept their indigenous beliefs strong despite almost 400 years of colonization and the continuation today via Western ideology creeping in like vines through our indigenous communities via missionaries abroad and other fellow Pilipin@s who look down at them and consider them “savage”, or “people of the mountains”.
http://pinoy-culture.com/post/99281660811/list-of-deities-in-the-various-pilipin
Do you see that link? Click it. Read it. I have personally written down a list of all the known Gods and Goddesses of the various colonized ethnic groups. These are all based on reading Spanish historical documents on on our ancestors, the earliest dictionaries, and oral lore and is research that I have learned and studied in part of my practice as a Pilipin@ Reconstructionist who believes in the precolonial, indigenous, and ancestral beliefs of our ancestors which for me works as I see the world in the very same animistic way our ancestors did and it has gotten me in touch with them and how the world works.
What did you think we were before the Spaniards and Christianity came? Brainless idiots who were just there? Every group of people that has ever existed on this planet has their own Gods and Goddesses. Every group of people that have ever lived, breathed, seen the joys and destruction that is nature, questioned the night sky, seen the changing of the seasons, seen and experienced life and death, has come up with and looked up to their own mythologies. Some of them are based on some truth that has happened within their peoples own history long ago, and each group of people that have simply lived and questioned what goes on around them and in this big universe have their own mythologies. It is part of human history and Pilipin@s are no exception from that part of human history.
Was there such a thing as Pilipin@ mythology? No, there wasn’t for the simple fact there was no Philippines and no such thing as a Pilipin@ until Spanish colonization. Our people were separated by their own ethnic groups, the kingdoms that existed prior to colonization, and our own banwa, puod, barangay. What about now? There is, based on more modern interpretations and myths on certain deities (Ex: The incorporation of the moon Goddess Mayari and the sun God Apolaki as part of a Tagalog myth when prior to colonization they weren’t worshiped by the Tagalogs but historically by the Sambal and Pangasinan with Mayari also being worshiped by the Aeta and Kapampangan.)
There is also the widespread belief of Mariang Makiling who is a Goddess of Mt. Makiling who is strongly believed to exist even by devout Christians. Though there is no mention of her in historical Spanish documents she exists today through our mythologies that still persists despite colonization and Christianity.
So unless you believe we were just there, minds blank, and we couldn’t do anything with ourselves until the Spaniards arrived and “brought us the light”, then you anon are the only who is stupid here. Because our various mythologies are rich, vibrant, and still very much alive.
Let me just tag anitoanum because I know they will have a comment on this as well as a fellow Pilipin@ Polytheist.
OP was probably trolling or needed to moisturize their dry/lifeless skin and take their afternoon nap badly
BUT! It’s great that you guys compiled a great amount of information in one post about Philippine culture and mythology from it!
Didn’t find a twewy click and drag game so i made one
((So I did this twice - for me and Reeks. My bestie and partner is Neku, his bestie is Joshua and his partner is Shiki. We both get killed by Joshua before the game. I get betrayed by Minamimoto idk, Riku is betrayed by Beat, and Rhyme has a crush on him??? IDK but Joshua has a crush on me?? ))
Clothing Tutorials,Tips and Guides
In order to make interesting designs of clothing, look around the web about outfit design, keep your mind with fresh ideas so then you can draw nice outfits on your characters.
Remember to keep in mind color theory when designing an outfit too, keep it balanced unless you are aiming for a sparkledog, then go nuts with the colors.
“Got a notification from my smart home app in the middle of the night saying ‘Your doorbell detected a visitor’”
By reddit user FatNDepressed
WHAT THE FUCK
I honestly don’t scare easily, but even I’d be freaked out if I saw that outside my house.
A newborn cobra!
The littlest danger noodle!
A footage of penguins “mourning” over their child. Hunched over the perfectly preserved chick, the mother pokes gently at it with her beak to check for signs of life. Instinctively, she nudges it towards her pouch because it’s all she has to offer, but it’s far too late.
In perhaps the most heartbreaking moment of the footage, a female companion trundles over and rests her head on the shoulder of the crumpled mother. It’s not right to anthropomorphise and project emotions onto these animals that we don’t know are even there, but it’s pretty surreal how the scene could just as easily be two humans mourning a child. (Source)
that’s ok, I didn’t need to be happy this month
Thanks @sixpenceee for making me cry at 12:25 a.m.
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Beyblade Burst God: Character Intros
Long time no post ^^; sorry about that~
ANyway… I was on the Beyblade Burst official site downloading one of the free wallpapers when I wondered vaguely if anyone had translated the character introductions on said site. Then I thought, why not do it myself?
So… this may be a work in progress, if more characters are added. There are more than 10 character intros atm, so… I’m putting them under a cut.
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I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.
here’s some personal favorites of mine. synopsis included.
keep in mind that none of these are parody videos. they’re all 100% serious I promise you
cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbit
a “the fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles
willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up
anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson
twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy
sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die
andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other
in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck fest
real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex
everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person
peter pan loses a beyblade competition to aladdin and I think his dad leaves him for it but they fall in love
don’t forget the amount of editing effort that goes into a lot of them, that DESERVES some massive props
some platonic rikai because no one talks about them these kids are SO GOOD!❀ they deserve content
You can’t be serious… that shit is soooooo unsafe for the patient and taxing on nurse 😩
As a nursing major this hurts me. It’s already hard enough taking care of someone who cannot take care of themselves but NOW we don’t have the materials needed to administer care. This pisses me off 😒
Man what the fuck
He’s telling the truth, I currently work at a hospital and there is a nationwide shortage of IV fluid bags. So bad that they’re referring to alternative methods like medications that can be administered orally or like the post above. Smh
Not to mention the shortage of antibiotics
WTF??
Some 40% of drugs and supplies used in the US were manufactured in PR. Drug shortages were predicted after the hurricane and now they are starting to happen. Since PR doesn’t seem to be considered to be part of the US by this administration, help to fix it has been short and late in coming, which means that drug shortages will only get worse.
Are we great yet?
in the children’s hospital i was rotating at we weren’t changing central line tubing (lines that go.. directly to your heart, as in, not something you want infected) for six days instead of 3 due to shortages
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t