I don't think anymore

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[1969chevycamaro]

Imagine if vampires used the excess iron in the blood they consume to form projectiles that they spit out of their mouth.

Imagine one is chasing you and it just cripples your foot with a throat bullet.

[1969chevycamaro]

Tags? We don't need tags where we're going.

[toastbutteregg]

[ow-my-skin]

MOMMY FORGOT MY CALMING BANANA

[grunt-j]

He got fired for that tweet,,,,

[the-seelie-court-official]

some other people in the comments brought it up but the reason the teacher was fired is because it is Mega Illegal (and for good reason) to post or share any identifiable information or records about any student under any circumstances

teacher was probably new and/or poorly trained and didn't realize what a huge issue/mistake this was. if the school didn't fire the teacher they would be sued and would absolutely lose that suit.

also, if the information going around is correct, that student was 5 years old and high-support special needs. i have also worked with this group and unfortunately punches/bites/other injuries are just part of the job. you thank your lucky stars the kid hit You and not another of your students (the paperwork and parent response is Much Worse if the kid hits another kid)

this teacher was not a good fit for the needs of the job and venting about students and parents on social media is, again, Mega Illegal. unfortunately, firing him was the appropriate response.

[the-seelie-court-official]

@j-ensenackle-s who said that this isn't identifiable information, only the parents would know-

think about small town social groups. the PTA. the parents who do know each other, the parents of kids with special needs who are each other's support network and often enemies due to disagreements on how to raise children, who swap tips and strategies with each other.

This is absolutely identifiable information. if you know the teacher, if you have met his students, if you know any of the parents... it is incredibly easy to come up with a hundred or more folks who know this kid or their parents in real life who could see this tweet and immediately know who it was about

"the average person on the internet wouldn't know who" is not a good threshold. when caring for students with special needs, teachers can be subject to HIPPA guidelines because guess what? treatment of their disabilities is in fact medical information

you said "only the parents would know who this is about" and that is more than enough. children deserve privacy

[zoologica42]

Chihuahuan Desert dashboard simulator

🌵 Juicy-prickly-pear asked: Heyy hungryy 🤤🤤🤤, I NEED 😫😫😫pollination 🌸🌸🌸amd seed dispersal🌰🌰🌰,,,my flowers 🌷🌷🌷ane BLOOMINg 🌼🌼and my fruit🍑🍑🍑 is JuICY💦💦💦 and RIPE 😳😳😳come find me now at www.xywzhyrandomspotinthedesert.x 🐍Tranz-pecos-ratsnake responded: Stfu pollenbot i’m literally a carnivore

 🛣 roadrunnur follow done running, I drive now, bitch.

💧waterdetector follow ♻ w-ter 4/5 of a water detected. This post is rated VERY DRY

do NOT try and extend roots to this post.

🐕 Coyote-fugly follow Everyone please remember that when it’s hot out you should be seeking out a creek at least once every day to drink water, and that you should be peeing regularly if properly hydrated! 🦘Kagaroooorat follow ♻ Ok so first of all no one should listen to @coyote-fugly, he’s literally a predator, I saw him eating a quail yesterday. Second, not everyone needs to drink, or even pee, I hate it when critters are ignorant enough to think EVERYONE has absolute piece of shit kidneys like they do and NEED to drink instead of getting their water metabolically.  🌵cactUS follow ♻ And not everyone has the privilege of being able to go out and find a creek, many of us work our stomata off every day having a wide enough root system to get water you ignorant dog. 🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻ As much as I enjoy the drama, you guys need to realize not every post is about you. 🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻ Also i’m probably going to eat you/your fruits. 🌵cactUS follow ♻ you're going to eat MY WHAT??? 🐕 Coyote-fugly follow ♻ chomp chomp you dingus

(I will also poop out the seeds somewhere they can't germinate).

🐦‍⬛The-flycatcherrr follow The 5 Signs of a HIGHLY TOXIC insect: -bright colors -just kind of sitting there? Not even trying to get away. -No one else is eating them -taste like shit -tummy hurt

🐍 rattletail follow

Has anyone else ever seen rocks like these? 10/10 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻ HaS aNyONe eLsE SEen rOckS LikE tHEsE? 10/10 🐍rattletail follow ♻ Wtf are you doing? 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻ WtF aRe yOu doInG? 🐍rattletail follow ♻ I think sitting on top of a cactus and scream-singing at 3 am is stupid 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird follow ♻ I tHInK siTtiNg oN tOp oF A caCtUs aNd sCReaM-sInGiNG aT 3: aM iS sTuPiD 🐍rattletail follow ♻ Heh 🐦Official-Northern-mockingbird ♻ hEh.

🦎Side-blotchedlizard follow

I can’t be the only one who has wondered this:

Tumblr's opinion on the hottest throat-color morph in a guy?

Orange 🟧

Yellow 🟨 

Blue 🟦 

Voting ended onSep 17, 2025

🦎Layingonarock follow ♻ I know you all are going to pick the dominant harem-forming orange-throated, but can we hear it for single-pairing blue-throated guys???

🦎Utautauta follow ♻ Yeah, but have you ever seen a yellow-throat on the edge of an orange-throat’s territory trying to get you to go out with him? It’s really cute ngl.

♀ New-Mexico-Whiptail follow ♻ Have literally any of you considered parthenogenesis? It's way easier than all this.

🐢 bigbendsliderfollow I’m beautiful, everyone loves me, I cannot die 🐢bigbendslider follow ♻ Motur Vehimcle colison :(

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[fake-post-archive]

fake post archive

[fanficmemes]

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

[fanficmemes]

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

[fanficmemes]

[callmebliss]

What’s the comic sans trick?

[cargopantsman]

[chaifootsteps]

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

[buc-eebarnes]

wingdings' true purpose as a font

[naamahdarling]

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

[brawltogethernow]

Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

[brawltogethernow]

Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

[darker-than-darkstorm]

... you can't say that and not give the link.

The Internet's best write-reward system! Write one hundred words, get an image of a kitten!

Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.

[homicidalbaker]

Lol, so I just tried this, and the picture it gave me was NSFW, which would be fine, but I'm at work rn🤣

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[nudityandnerdery]

It’s that time of year again.

[cipheramnesia]

Nice

[nudityandnerdery]

Guess what today is?

[pensivelyplayfulme]

If you live in the USA take this quiz and tell me how many you get right

I got

0-3 (yikes)

4-7

8-11

12-15

16-19

20-23 🏆

Not from the USA, but I got 0-3

not from the USA, but I got 4-7

not from the USA, but I got 8-11

not from the USA, but I got 12-15

not from the USA, but I got 16-19

not from the USA, but I got 20-23 🏆

Voting ended onAug 26, 2025

(and like, reblog for sample size maybe)

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[captainesc]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[bustedleftshoe]

IT'S MOON DAY BITCHES

[systlin]

So my sister wants to start sewing more, because

a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.

b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton

c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance

So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.

And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

[systlin]

“Where did u get all this”

“Bets, u know I’m a 15th degree blackbelt of buying shit on the internet”

“oh yeah tru”

[hermesmuse]

Op can may we inquire about the website list

[systlin]

Linen; https://www.graylinelinen.com/

cotton and Silk thread; https://redrockthreads.com/

Linen thread and wool fabric; https://burnleyandtrowbridge.com/ (they’ve got wool stuffs and worsted wool fabric for $15 a yard! I just got three yards of navy worsted wool I’m making a constellation winter skirt from)

More linen thread and wool; https://wmboothdraper.com/ (just ordered wool broadcloth to make a coat)

Silk fabric (THE best place to get silk lining fabrics and raw silk fabric):https://www.dharmatrading.com/

A varying assortment of wool and silk and cotton and even some leather, use coupon code  spring2020 for 50% off your full order, worked yesterday when I bought some stuff there; https://metrotextilesnyc.com/

Wool. You want wool coating for under $20 a yard? Sure you do. It’s here. Not a huge variety of colors, most are black or brown, but hey https://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/Catalog?refinementIds=4096748&Keyword=wool&pageSize=16

[wingedtyger]

I don’t know a lot about sewing, but I want to make or have my mom make some linen pants & shirts for when I’m watering, because it gets to 105 here and we have mosquitos so I need to be covered. What type of linen do I buy? Also, linen pajama shorts, yes/no?

(I’ve been wearing my renfaire pants which are a linen mix, I think. But the frikking mosquitos that hide in the tomatoes get my arms)

[systlin]

Medium weight is what I’d go with.

And linen pajama shorts is a HARD yes.

[beggars-opera]

Renaissance Fabrics is good for all sorts of things

Mood doesn’t specialize in natural fabrics but they do have basically every fabric ever made so

[the-merry-otter]

For wools, I cannot recommend Woolsome enough! They’re a bit more expensive then the above links, but they have a spectacular range of colours and weights, as well as diamond pattern and herringbone weaves. They also have a range of linens, though not as extensive.

Woolsome

Historical fabrics for re-enactors

[justgarb]

Tiedtohistory.com has sheer voile linen

The Linen Lab has a variety of weaves, weights, and colors available

Period Fabric has a variety of wools, but switch to the full website if you’re on mobile

[med-godur-hesturin]

If you’re in Canada,

http://purelinenenvy.ca

has 100% linen at $17 / metre Canadian. Hard to beat! I made a lovely dress out of some and it breathes wonderfully. So I bought more to make another dress 😁

[midwinterhunt]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[narrettwist]

Homie gonna share this

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[sinistra-orlok]

[snek1046]

It’s June

[bees-official]