hOOLIGAN

Genderfluid, bi/pansexual, polyamorous

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[xxxko0kiexxx-deactivated2021012]

This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys 

[trashy-ash-deactivated20200722]

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

Please stay safe everyone｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

[daikon-limbs]

stop scrolling bitch 

[myucchu]

reblog this dammit

[bongwaterbummy]

!!!!

[whoismippe]

This shit is so fucking awful that I nearly broke my phone in the rage I felt–

[im-so-goddamn-tired]

If it saves someones life I’m down to REBLOG

[g4y-gr3ml1n]

REBLOG = POTENIAL LIFE SAVED, WHICH MEANS DO IT!!!!

[blingblong55]

REBLOG

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!

[ferno-does-random-shit]

ah sweet, man-made horrors well within my comprehension.

reblog or i will personally chop off your little toe or sth.

[jadewazzletime]

Hey, if you read this, you should probably be reblogging…

[id-fragmenta]

well ya gotta do it

[anxiety-filled-pessimist-deacti]

What the hell is wrong with people…

[yourfavbloggersfavblogger]

Reblog reblog and stay safe!!

[hoolier-than-thou]

STAY SAFE

[durbikins]

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

[eggtuna]

what the fuck

[ebsbestlife]

I just….?

[elusiveandincognito]

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

[poisonousquinzel]

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

[the-haiku-bot]

[ID: a pair of

outstretched hands, offering a

chess piece. End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hoolier-than-thou]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GIF

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a supervillain, answer a knock at your door, only to find your superhero nemesis shivering, bleeding, scared, and slightly dazed (as if drugged). They appear to have been assaulted. The hero mumbles “…didn’t know where else to go…” before collapsing into your arms.

[hoolier-than-thou]

THIS

[bisexualjumpol]

so every time I rewatch theory of love I catch a new random actor playing an extra in it lmao, this time??? korn from house of stars, I'm dead!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

women with deep voices ❤️

[i-am-a-fish]

men with high voices ❤️

[i-am-a-fish]

your voice specifically the one that you use 🫵❤️

[i-am-a-fish]

seriously though, no matter what voice you use whether it be your natural voice or something you've trained, your voice is beautiful and you should never be ashamed of how it sounds under any circumstances

[hoolier-than-thou]

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ALSO HELLO

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[glass-rose-paperweight]

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

[masterofhounds]

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

[thornypeach3]

Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

[thefangirlofhp]

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

[firestarsandseneschals]

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

[b00kworm]

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

[wrxthswitch]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

[the-most-medium-lesbian]

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

[lindonleaves]

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

[pocket-sized-friend]

:O

[kit-and-kitsune]

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

[autumnangel20]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[parker-likes-tea-deactivated202]

yesssss

[isa-ghost]

Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

[maximumsunshine]

Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

[thecrazyashley-blog]

I blazed a small fandom event announcement.  Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie.  One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?” Because of genuine excitement. Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet.   The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad.  I love thing, I celebrate thing.   I’m too old for cringe.  Cringe is dead.  Love what you love.  Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.

SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

[the-haiku-bot]

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND

WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR

YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hoolier-than-thou]

CRINGE IS NOT REAL

[hoolier-than-thou]

was just thinking abt yoonjin and tae and-

[pukicho]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

[noahsworld96-deactivated2025052]

does this work on babies and children?

[pukicho]

what is man but an animal playing god?

[bignostalgias]

just thinking about Jack learning Norse the long way without magic after dimension/time traveling to Berk. Rambling nonsense under cut

Ok ok as learning a language takes time and dedication, Jack mostly communicates non-verbally at first and slowly incorporates Norse into his vocabulary. He sporadically gets lessons from the Dragon Riders, but it’s slow-going as there’s always external shenanigans to resolve, and to be honest most of them are poor language teachers (with the exception of Fishlegs, who is very kind to make Jack flashcards to study with). He also visits with Gothi, as she sympathizes with his struggle to be understood, and he picks up on her symbols as they become friends. He thinks of Sandy and feels a pang of homesickness.

Both Jack and Hiccup are very expressive characters who often use exaggerated gestures and expressions to prove a point, so their friendship consists of a lot of pointed looks and unabashed flailing. Rolling their eyes. Goofy smiles. Smiles with Mischievous Intent. Sarcastic deadpans. Reading the tone of each others’ voices. As they become more comfortable with each other (and Jack becomes more comfortable being visible and tangible) this includes Jack holding Hiccup’s hand to lead him somewhere, poking each other to invoke a reaction, Hiccup steering Jack by his shoulders away from trouble, falling asleep haphazardly on top of each other while attempting to study. To an onlooker their conversations are madness.

Hiccup learns English as well as a fair trade. So he can know Jack a little better. So Jack isn’t alone in this. Similar to OTNWAS (fic of all time), he starts using English expressions and slang that Jack introduces him to (“Cool,” he says, drawing out the vowels. Jack nods at him rapidly. He exclaims something incomprehensible to Hiccup - but undoubtedly encouraging from the way his eyes are crinkling at the corners - before repeating, “cool beans,” and gives a double thumbs up. Flashbright smile. “Cool beans,” Hiccup says, still with only a fuzzy understanding of what it means).

Hiccup also spends a lot of time drawing with Jack, as a tool to aid communication and make new flashcards, but more often than not it devolves into stupid Pictionary doodles as Hiccup struggles to interpret Jack’s drawings. (“Uh, is that…. Stormfly?” Hiccup asks, and Jack pulls a face that is both distraught and amused. “So not - oh! That’s an axe! You’re drawing Astrid! Oh gods. I have to show her this, oh gods.” Something about the maniacal glee in Hiccup’s tone must have alerted Jack to his intent, as he received a sharp poke under his ribs as a reply, making him wheeze. In English, Jack says, “whatever you’re thinking, don’t,” and Hiccup, recognizing the last word, bursts into giggles.)

Jack is dedicated to making Hiccup laugh, of course. Jack is very willing to make himself the fool to do so. Toothless is happy to help.

Soon Jack can string Norse sentences together skillfully, drop some vibrant curses, and sing a few ballads as well (the ballads he picked up even before he fully understood them). And because Hijack has taken over my one braincell, Jack tells Hiccup he loves him in Norse after an eternity of fumbling to figure out the right words.

(antique fic trope alert, 5 times Jack tried to tell Hiccup he loved him in Norse +1 time he got it right. someone take me out to a dennys parking lot and break my kneecaps)

[bignostalgias]

@nameless-inklings AAAAAA LINK??? 👀👀👀👀 I WANT TO READ IT. THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE!!!!

[nameless-inklings]

The Seas Fury

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[hedgehog-moss]

I’ve noticed lately that it’s often Americans who leave tags like “I don’t even care if it’s made up” on posts I make that are not particularly unbelievable, but are pretty specific to my way of life or corner of the world (like the one about the cheese vendor). It reminds me of that tweet that was circulating, that said Americans have a “medieval peasant scale of worldview”—I mean, if you don’t want to be perceived this way by the rest of the world maybe don’t go around social media saying that if a cultural concept or way of life sounds unfamiliar it must be made up?

It’s the imbalance that’s annoying, because like—when I mentioned having no mobile network around here I had people giving me info about Verizon to fix my problem. I post some rural pic and someone says it must be somewhere in the Midwest because the Southwest doesn’t look like this. My post about my postwoman has thousands of Americans assuming it’s about the USPS. On my post about my architect there’s someone saying “it’s because architecture is an impacted major” and other irrelevant stuff about how architecture is taught in the US. This kind of thing happens so so so often and I’m expected to be familiar with the concepts of Verizon and the Midwest and impacted majors and the USPS and meanwhile I make a post about my daily life and Americans in the notes are debating like “dunno if real. it sounds made up”

Going online for the rest of the world means having to keep in mind an insane amount of hyperspecific trivia about American culture while going online for Americans means having to keep in mind that the rest of the world really exists I guess

[bavajadas]

The thing op is talking abt:

How American Culture Ate the World: A review of “A Righteous Smokescreen” by Sam Lebovic

A new book explains why Americans know so little about other countries.

[chrisjake-cp]

Everything is absolutely fine…🥵

[jimmysea]

The cutest certified baby lion

[namtan]

OUR SKYY 2 x MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT — Episode 1

[wordfather]

i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things

[seatawinan]

[lyralit]

subtle ways to include foreshadowing

one character knowing something offhandedly that they shouldn't, isn't addressed until later

the crow rhyme

colours!! esp if like, blue is evil in your world and the mc's best friend is always noted to wear blue...betrayal?

write with the ending in mind

use patterns from tragic past events to warn of the future

keep the characters distracted! run it in the background until the grand reveal

WEATHER.

do some research into Chekhov's gun

mention something that the mc dismisses over and over

KEEP TRACK OF WHAT YOU PUT. don't leave things hanging.

unreliable characters giving information that turn out to be true

flowers and names with meanings

anything with meanings actually

metaphors. if one character describes another as "a real demon" and the other turns out to be the bad guy, you're kind of like...ohhh yeahhh

anyways add anything else in the tags

[elumish]

I'd also add:

something that your character thinks can't apply to them

information mentioned when they're talking about something else

doing something for thing x that then becomes relevant in situation y

a character avoiding avoid a topic

having characters who look alike but not drawing attention to it (e.g., two characters introduced five chapters apart who have red hair in a world where red hair is unusual)

[birdandmoon]

How to tell a raven from a crow. Made with corvid researcher Dr. Kaeli Swift for her blog post on the subject!

[theprinceofsnark]

These are all well and good (accurate and informative and also fun) but here’s the best way to tell the difference between the two:

Ravens are FUCKING huge.

[fun-with-colors]

The best advice I’ve heard about this is as follows:

If your thought is “wow, is that a Raven??” It’s a crow.

If your thought is “Holy shit is that a CAT?!” It’s a raven.

[sexhaver]

and if your thought is “wow, is that a crow?” it’s a grackle