Just a forest fairy with attitude

May appear to be a deer | 21, single, virgin and horny (although technically they're antlers) | DMs open, don't be a creep

[drlinguo]

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[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[people-displeaser]

I have an older brother who is a trans guy

@ligamentgirl @thestormlightnetwork @opalitetv @im-so-tired-idk-what-to-call-ts

[ligamentgirl]

Oh ok um something people might probably not know about me is that i don’t eat meat that doesn’t come from mammals. Does that make me a lil bitch? Maybe. But if i was meant to eat fish, i’d have been born a cetacean.

@cedesect @thelocalcoyote @skelpiescool @totalstupidityaddict @falinksdunkleosteus @noti-mportant @8ft @meowfeverzzz

[meowfeverzzz]

holy shit i yap SO MUCH that i actually dont know. uhhhhhhhhh

ive only mentioned breaking my arms like once right. i broke both elbows separately at separate times but within the same year. 8th grade was not a good time for me.

@ivyoaknut @silly-moth-123 @artenjoyingcritter @fyrefrostanimus

[silly-moth-123]

Ty for the tag!

Hmm lemme think... Uhh... Oh, I don't eat meat. I don't usually call myself a vegetarian unless I need to state my diet, and it's not for any health or moral reason or anything, I just really don't like the taste or texture of meat and fish. But I do really like tofu a lot, that's the closest I'll get to meat.

I feel like that's to similar to grandprev's answer though so uhh...... I also ate paper when I was little. Or more accurately, I chewed on paper like it was gum. Lined paper tasted the best but I would take whatever paper I could get

/nf tags: @silly-gizmo @error-corruptedfile @iamnotstuckinthevoid @kitcats-1-braincell @spamton2thesequel @koshiaoi @daydreaminglilguy @nonbinaryriverclan @v01dzl1ght @soul-or-sorei @aincretop @ardienothesieno @luna-lakes @amethyst-marshmallow @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @avixthecat @beanieduzartz

[iamnotstuckinthevoid]

my favourite book is called 'The Little Town of Marrowville' and i got it off (and signed!!) of an aussie guy who was pretending to be English for a play. he was cool.

@vanzthekittykat @robinparravel @imnotafreakipromise @drysqu1d @alexander-the-hamilton @magicalmysteryperson @averagestmortal and anyone else who wants to

[imnotafreakipromise]

I love good and plenty candy

@shrunkss @wrathful-banette @ilovemarysues @nonstalgicmermaaiid

[nostalgicmermaaiid]

I’ve been vegan for 6 years :)

@igottalottabugsinmysoup @femmeetart @trashpidgeon48 @treesap-blogs @iambadatsocializing @anon-oliver @iipastelhxrmony @auracreampie + anyone else

[femmeetart]

hmm oh!! i always said that i dont have an oc but i did have a few when i was.. 10? i even wrote a verrryyyy short story.

@novastarambeau @mlady-magnolia @nanocupcakes

[mlady-magnolia]

I’m really good with throwing knives lmao

I started playing around with them when I was 12ish and it’s been a hobby ever since (that and archery!)

Tags! @i-am-a-fan @filijester and anyone else who wants to join!

[cat-box-forever]

I have a collection of Raymond Smullyan logic puzzle books

@ezra-didntreallyfall @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @rikisbestbro

and whoever wants to join ofc

[fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme]

Almost every time I’ve been in a play or musical I have played a man. I am very fem looking but I have an alto/contralto vocal range.

@spineless-lobster @tied-to-the-mast @post-troy-stress-disorder @0livegrove

If you guys want?

[tied-to-the-mast]

Uhhh I forgot to do this earlier

I have a slight lisp that comes from the way my teeth sit in my mouth, it’s usually pretty unnoticeable, but occasionally my s sounds like an f 😔 (it gets worse when I am consciously aware of it)

I also have sensory issues and have to wear socks everywhere, specifically fluffy socks

@mercurymasc @cozyrogue @shipperofthenineseas (if yall want no pressure)

[mercurymasc]

depends who's asking because different people know different parts of my lore, lol, but i was published in junior art and poetry journals as a kid and one of my pieces made it into a hardback collection of highlights! i don't post it much because it is a poem by an 11 year old and it's under my birth name but still something to be proud of :)

tagging: @toxictoad @cassentia @lemonade-tree7 @asha-dasha

[lemonade-tree7]

I’m extremely blonde. I am THAT stereotypical blonde. I may get good grades but I also run into walls and never know what’s going on. I try compose myself on here and in front of people but secretly I’m hot, spoiled and airheaded.

Tag: @kindred-spirit-93 @alymeowmeoz @themushroomstheyfoundme (I mean you’d know this because you know me but whatever)

[mycota-reblogs]

I've taken three years of fencing lessons

@overwhelmedfernfrond @that-onecookiehead @alymeowmeoz @guardian-of-thespirit

Bonus fact I was a reckless kid who jumped on increasingly high objects for the rush. I peaked at probably 12 feet onto solid ground and 20-30 into water, and I never met any consequences for my actions

[guardian-of-thespirit]

My teeth are extremely crooked. And I don't talk a lot outside, unless it's one of my close people

@theoneautisticthespian,@theherbgardensystem,@inspirationallybored,@identitycroissant-tm+open tags

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

Uhmm uhh ummm umm uhhhhh

one time when i was like 7 i went to this arcade place and i ate too much pizza and i ran around so much that i threw up all over my shoes and almost passed out

…Nothing crazy so ill give you another one:

One time a few years ago i was cooking chicken in the oven and i went to pull it out and somehow managed to burn my arm with the tray and im just recently (like earlier this year) starting to become unscared of cooking things in the oven.

@what-is-going-on-im-confused @blacklicoriceisgood @potted-plant-official @frooglet @its-oliver-bitches @duality-the-chaos-god @avhira @snowheartart @theoneautisticthespian @the32onservice @purple-dinosaur27 +open tags :3

[snowheartart]

Okay...

I got so depressed once, I called myself unrapeable

@somemismatchedsocks @sourgummy @reinafish @cutelover76 @doodledoesthing3 +open tags ☺️

[cutelover76]

My mother once nicked my ear with a pair of trimmers, so I never allowed her to cut my hair ever again.

@daliatheportalmaster @minnesotamedic186 @multifandomcutie13 @stargazingdustbunny

[stargazingdustbunny]

I've been white water rafting in 5 states

@labradoodlelove @skyactually @batgirlspain @dorky-vest-incarnate @trashcapableofsentience @livviedaltonvintagedoll and open tags

[labradoodlelove]

I’m going to be working someway at my school’s theatre production. (I’ll be in the entrance, we haven’t been told what are roles are just yet.)

@fluff-n-feathers-art @gridlock3d @kingofkaumidy2 @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow

[kingofkaumidy2]

When I was little I actually didn't care for Superman all that much.

[purple-iris-flower-deactivated2]

i actually don't like most fruits or vegetables you name it i probably don't like it except for apples and grapes i love apples and grapes specifically when the apple is cut and red/purple grapes

@avasfairytaleland @astroid-gardenss @abs0l3m @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead @n1xxi3

[avasfairytaleland]

umm some might know this but (and i quit now) but i showed dairy cows from ages 7-13 and now im just in 4-h till i age out and dont show. anyways i know tons of cow facts! (also due to the fact i work at my fams dairy farm who i showed for before)

another one bc that one is one some def know

i don’t like confinements or salad dressing. i’ll eat balsamic and olive garden dressing on my salads and some bbq sauces but that’s it, no ketchup ranch mustard etc.

@rainforcsts @liggy-not-potter @ whoever idk who to tag

[liggy-not-potter]

i got taken off like three things i ate regularly (dairy, sugar, etc) before we figured out gluten was the problem

@crowleys-mortalcounterpart @garden-of-runar

[crowleys-mortalcounterpart]

oh boy uhm

aide from liking musicals and animated nerd stuff I’m a big marvel fan ig also a big fnaf fan

and I consistently dye my hair red. kept it red for a good four years now

@the-woirld-is-yer-erster @troyssix @silliest-tax-evader @melonhead10 @i-got-poisenality @meicherienewsies and open tag :p

[the-woirld-is-yer-erster]

Uhhh I guess only some people know I’m a swimmer and #1 on the team. Uhh and I am also (according to my art teacher) the best artist in my class :3

@youllstealannuduh @sammymoomammy @theloverislost @verbum-artis-deactivated2025121 @redfinch-newsies +open

[youllstealannuduh]

Thanks for the mention!

The only color I have ever dyed my hair is like a dark wine purple color and it faded to this really pretty rose gold color because ny hair is naturally strawberry blonde and in the sunlight you can see streaks of pure gold :3

also I broke my front tooth clean off in fifth grade sooooo

@burnininhell @heyitsaveum

[burnininhell]

😂thanks for the tag. I’ve played piano for years. I am good enough to teach. I’ve played in front of people. (I am taking a break) I think I may be a stereotypical villain.

@virginwithanl @sweetpea-sky @tim-alienguy

[totally-cis-offical]

I need a “humans are space orcs” thing where all sentient species are weird like that, but in their own unique ways

And a lot of them are aware of this (like we are when we make these “humans are space orcs” stories)

Maybe one species enjoys getting bit by something equivalent to mosquitoes. Maybe one actively avoids the hospitable places on their planet because it’s boring without a challenge. You get the gist.

I want to see a bunch of aliens (+humans) sitting around a table talking about how their own species is a bunch of freaks

Everyone is space orcs

[totally-cis-offical]

Best possible edition. This is a top-tier insight

@hotcheetohatred

[hotcheetohatred]

Reblogging be cause me

[ghostlybluetrain]

Yuri

yuri

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[niyarest]

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

[saintperseus-deactivated2024082]

🦌🥧

[julyrivers]

🇺🇸🏞️

[sk33thb0k]

📥😋♏️🌧

[your-mommy-ems]

💐4️⃣🙋🏻‍♀️

[deprivedofbraincellsandsleep]

➖️🧠💤

[ramblings-of-lola]

🤓👧🗣

[brokendarkfairyempressforever]

💔🌑🧚‍♀️👑♾️

[shattered-starry-pages]

📔♀️♾️

[the-ultimate-bookworm]

😎📚🪱

[lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd]

🪷🍫🧑‍⚖️3️⃣

[rainsoakedpavement]

🌧️💧🚶‍♂️

⏹️⏹️⏹️

[sketchy-potato]

🤨🥔

[thecrazyalchemist]

🤪🚫👨‍🔬

[flaming-cactus]

🟩0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣

[g0dwat3r]

🙏🌊

[rou-luxe]

🎰✨️

[bakersgrief]

🧁😔

[keithsandwich]

🦌🥪

[askthekeiths]

❓️🦌🦌

[welp-back-on-my-bs]

🤷‍♂️🔙🔛🐮💩

[rjthirsty]

🤖🍆🍑🥵

[misty-moth]

🌫️🦋

[violettduchess]

💜👑

[lehdenlaulu]

🌿🎶

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

👑🦋🌙

[thebiscuiteternal]

🌌🍪🌌

[societyslostone]

🏙❓️1️⃣

[marigoldendragon]

🌻🐲

[masquerade-of-misery]

🎭💃🏻😞

[hanizmiyu]

🍯🐈

[trebleclefcaptive]

👨‍🦯🦊🌶

[time-for-a-real-duel]

⏰️4️⃣🅰️👓🔫

[rambunctiouslyram]

🤪🐏

[heartstonemlpocsstuff]

❤️🪨🦄

[sergeantsunny-deactivated202512]

🪖☀️

[zooblezombie985]

🎪🧟

[canvicantsleep]

◻️❌😴

[jaydove-writes]

🐦🕊️📝

[spacefinch]

🌌🐦

[lavenderstarre]

💜🌟

[tokkittalgi222]

🐰🍓

[saltypepps]

🧂🌶️

[nathan-haneul-lee]

🎁☁️🌸

(mines just my name but nathan means giver, haneul means sky/heaven, and my last name means plum tree but that’s the closet i could get)

[babylon-butterfly]

1️⃣↔️👂🥷🐰💙🗯️

[bubble-official]

🫧 ✔️

[avhira]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don’t think I can

[ghostlybluetrain]

👻🔵🚂

[hotcheetohatred]

🔥🌶️🧀🫘😠

[imjunebitch]

i gotta Instagram recently. I saw this very cute reel with two trans dudes who are evidently in a relationship with a caption like "when u finally find another tguy who likes the sapphic label and you can lez out again" or smth like that and I was like ooh! cute! fun!

and then EVERY FUCKING COMMENT was hating on them again so okay I just wanna say my take.

if you have a problem with people like these guys or some guy and his gf using the label sapphic or lesbian you are fucking unbearable. you're a fucking cop. you're doing more damage to the queer community than any lesboy ever has. like fuck you man let people use the labels that make them comfortable lol

"what about cis men saying they're lesbians?"

if a cis dude thinks the attraction he is experiencing feels sapphic in nature he should be able to examine that actually

"well trans women don't say they're gay!"

apologize to every turigirl ever right now, yes they do

"men keep infiltrating women's spaces"

awesome take man! I know a british childrens author who would love to discuss that with you!!!

[loss-detector]

i hate radfems; please Leave Forever im so tired

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[totally-cis-offical]

Tag game!

Go to this site(emoji 8-ball by xkcd), click “ask” and post how you will die here

I got ⚡️, so I’ll get electrocuted

@14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @b0ys-will-be-bugs-right @trans-girl-weird @trans-offical @random-jojo-reference @krisdreemurr-offical @janedoodlee @fishinatreeofficao @sometimes-cis-offical @chaoticharmony15 @iliketoschmooveit (+open tags)

[fart-poop-daily]

we need more women. 3,822,561,000 isn't enough.

[citypop-sibling-deactivated2022]

thank you trans women

[fart-poop-daily]

thank you trans women

[certifiedgirlthing]

thank you trans women

[no-one-offical]

thank you trans women

[totally-cis-offical]

You’re welco- I MEAN THANK YOU TRANS WOMEN

[xueyangapologist]

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

[totally-cis-offical]

“Everyone in a fandom is annoying” actually just a false statistic. Fandoms Georg, who is in every fandom and is not annoying, is an outlier and was not counted

[iraprince]

[totally-cis-offical]

Executive dysfunction

[liminalbeauty]

Holy crap.

[artphobos]

WELP, that ends my account.

[thelittlenoctua]

Qobuz is the most ethical alternative to spotify and even tidal (tidal is just pandora radio in a different font; you can't curate playlists, which i absolutely fucking hate, but you can curate playlists on qobuz, and the royalties they pay to their artists are far larger than spotify) that i've been able to find, thanks to this post on instagram by singer-songwriter laura burhenn. the post also lists other alternatives, including tidal, but qobuz is by far the best of the lot. they even have a free feature called soundiiz where you can transfer all of your playlists from spotify to qobuz!

[liminalbeauty]

Worth a reblog for this great info.

[hotcheetohatred]

Reblogged for great info

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Darned if Dark Souls 2 didn't summarize American politics...

[keepmakingmyheartrace]

Soft intimate back massage that turns into fingering me from behind til I'm dripping

[girl-poss]

[girl-poss]

prev what are you talking about?

[robertfagden]

people with adhd when something reminds them of something else

[verrsus]

[loth-catgirl]

[bearb0i]

This isn’t TikTok, Facebook or Twitter.

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post