I'm not standing still, I am lying in wait.

Caitlin•Australia•the literal definition of trash✌

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[everythingfox]

He had 1 job

[everythingfox]

1 brain cell

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[sirmanmister]

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD

[cheese-grater-terminator-deacti]

[burntoutandproud]

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

[naamahdarling]

[moosethewriter]

I can't BREATHE

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[kropotkindersurprise]

you know how it is

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's chew on her fin chewsday

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[bannertanks]

[meladoodle]

The special is out! Enjoy! Send me nice things about it if you enjoyed it! I’m needy!

[catchymemes]

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: *sleeping peacefully*

Shane at 3 am:

[jeffthemagicdragon]

Post TLG, Shane and Ilya get weird questions and attention of people saying they don't "look" gay and questioning their identities. In retaliation, Harris starts a TikTok trend. It's pretty simple: he goes up to a (gay) player, says "wait, you're gay? But you don't look gay 🤨," and they do something in response. Luca looks bewildered at the camera for a moment before playing Lady Gaga from his phone and doing little dance moves with his hands. Harris catches Troy for the video as he's putting on his winter clothes to leave the rink, so he responds by flicking the tail of his scarf dramatically over one shoulder and silently strutting away while Harris cracks up behind the camera. Shane gives the camera his flattest, most unamused stare before giving a textbook z-snap and lookjng back at his phone. Ilya instantly falls into a perfect death drop on the ice with one skate in the air

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[i-am-a-fish]

I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[i-am-a-fish]

something just happened to half of it