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@ideas-for-fanfic-archive
Hi everyone!
This is gonna be an archive for fanfic ideas, where if you need an idea you can go through and see if thereâs one you like. Iâll be reblogging prompts and headcanons, and if thereâs any you want to share and see if someone will write it, put it in an ask!
If you write one, reblog with the title/link! Because we all want to read it!
Iâll also be putting a tag system into place so that itâs easy to find fandoms and completed prompts.
Spider-Man was a criminal.
Well, Peter Parker was a criminal at least. Two charges for possession and one for assault, leading to a three year sentence in a juvenile facility just outside the city.
And Nick Fury tasked Tony with bailing him out. Great.
He didnât even care. He went, paid the fee, Fury pulled some strings and voilĂ . The kid is sat next to him in his car, twiddling his thumbs as if this is a totally normal Tuesday.
âDo you mind if I turn on the radio?â The kid asks.
Tony feels like turning the wheel. âYes, I mind. I hope you know you wonât be getting high while youâre staying at the tower. FRIDAY will watch you like a hawk, webs.â
Peter raises an eyebrow, has the audacity to smirk, and says, âyou named your state of the art AI system FRIDAY? Was Monday already taken?â
This was going to be a long few weeks.
Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.
Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.
Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.
You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.
You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.
So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.
Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because âit tastes grossâ), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.
Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.
You're a dragon shifter and your boss has given you a new assignment - be the summoned Chosen One's partner. You're fine with this assignment as the Chosen One seems to be a naturally talented rider and even takes care of your tack at the end of each day. And you think their cheerful conversation is interesting and fun even if it is one-sided in your dragon form. But soon you realize that there's been a misunderstanding. You've always thought the Chosen One volunteered to be summoned and to fight the Demon King. And the Chosen One clearly thinks that you're just a dragon and incapable of understanding the truly vicious diatribe they unleash against your kingdom every night.
NWH ending fix-it - crack
MJ: oh hey, Peter Parker. what can i get you today?
Peter: i- uh, i-
MJ: so...just a black coffee then?
Tony: *head poking out from behind Peter* actually, scary lady, he wants your special donut. The, uh *reads sign* Spider-Man Spectaculaire. also, he's Spider-Man. also, he's your boyfriend.
MJ:
Peter: what the HELL, Mr. Stark. where the FUCK did you even come from.
Tony: yeah well, you were holding up the line, Roos.
MJ: *suddenly remembers everything and smacks Peter in the face with his donut* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER, YOU LOSER! YOU PROMISED ME!
Tony: *snickering* welp, i'm glad we got THAT out of the way.
Peter: *icing dripping down his face* did you really just resurrect yourself and come here to embarrass me?
Tony: you wish, kid. i came here because i wanted to buy a box of donuts with red, blue, and white sprinkles.
Peter:
Ned: oh my gOD IRON MAN WANTS TO BUY DONUTS FROM US!
Grief becomes an abstract concept somewhere in the span of five years.
The dust that once made him breakdown in tears down the kitchen floor now makes him sigh and sweep it away.
An exhausted sigh from his loved one mixed with I'm sorry was enough to constrict his throat. Now he's able to swallow the stone down and whisper back it's alright.
Somedays the lab is a fortress. Somedays it's a mausoleum. Somedays he restricts entry. Somedays he shows it around carefully to Morgan.
The name still doesn't roll down in ease like it did from before. Tony switches it to kid, sometimes it becomes my kid, sometimes it turns to your brother.
But anything that points to who he really was - the genius going minute-a-mile in his lab, connecting theories fast and concocting solutions even faster, the hero who swung down the tall buildings in NYC and helped the elders with their groceries and fought crime with a motor mouth that never seems to stop, Tony avoids it like a plague.
The photo of them sits on the kitchen shelf. Pepper moved it from the living room after Tony ended up with glass splinters in his hand from the broken frame.
The world lost its hero.
Tony lost the force of his life that moved him subconsciously to become a better person.
Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...
and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.
Tony "I have better things to do" Stark who immediately adopts a dog because he overheard Peter saying that he had always wanted to raise one.
Bucky "Get this kid out of here" Barnes who immediately drags Peter into the gym because he saw Peter get hurt and wants to teach him better self defense techniques.
Steve "I have no time for this" Rogers who goes to Peter's report card day whenever Aunt May or Tony are busy. (He secretly gets happy when Peter asks him to go)
Natasha "I don't need this relationship" Romanoff who spoils and treats Peter like he's her kid because she won't ever be able to have her own.
Bruce "I don't have the patience" Banner who drops everything and anything whenever he finds out that Peter is injured. (He patiently listens to Peter's rambling while he's treating him)
Thor "Who do you think you are" Odinson who treats Peter like a little brother because he reminds him of Loki's clumsy personality when they were kids.
Clint "I don't need another kid" Barton who plays catch with Peter at 5:30 pm when he has to stay in the tower for a long time because that's the time he plays with his kids.
finally a long one cause I was inactive for a few days, hope you guys enjoyâĄ
P.S - made a TikTok account to post edits! Please check it out, xoxo
*At a Round Table Meeting without Merlin, cause he doesn't have a seat yet*
Percival: I'm half druid, but I follow their ways as best I can.
Everyone:*shocked*
Mordred, panicking and in solidarity: I too, am a druid, but a full one.
Everyone:*even more shocked*
Mordred, panicked, moving towards Pervical protectively: I won't let you hurt him!
Everyone: *looks at Arthur*
Arthur: *feels offended*
Merlin, has slept seven hour in the past week, super sleep deprived: *stumbles in with a serving table, looking five seconds away from passing out*
Batbros patrol
Jason: you know what I realized recently?
Tim: That Alfred hides cauliflower in food so you'd eat it? About time
Jason: what!? No! He does not do that does he?
Damian: I am not a part of this conversation
Jason: Dick???
Dick: No civilian names in suit, hood
Jason: you're deflecting
Dick: ....maybe. but regardless what were you saying to realize if not that
Jason: right. As I was saying. I was thinking and realized that out of the four of us Wing and I are the only ones who were adopted into money when taken by B
Dick: Oh yeah I never thought about it in that sense
Jason: right! Like these two were already rich as hell!
Tim: my parents were millionaires. Bruce is a billionaire so techni-
Jason: Don't even try. The fact that you can even tell the difference between a lot of money and a looooot of money is not working in your favor
Damian: how does this matter?
Jason: of course it doesn't really matter to you. You are royalty. You're so rich that you got demoted to billionaire status. You understand how crazy that is
Dick: he's not wrong
Jason: Dickie bird here and I were poor little shits taken in by Bruce-
Dick: okay hey I wasn't poor
Jason: yeah sure but were you even close to rich?
Dick: I was rich in love and family
Jason: [snorts] oh fuck you
Dick: yeah! B was a real downgrade compared to that! [Holding back laughter] You probably saw Bruce and took that as a best and most stable family you'd get
Jason: [laughs] oh you know what? Fuck I hate that you're right. Fuck you damn so I was poor in everything
Dick: yup. Poor sad kid taken in by batman-
Jason: oh no I'm not letting you out like that. Just cause you had a loving family doesn't give you a freebee
Dick: Damn it so I'm still in the poor kid club?
Jason: [rolls eyes] yup. You and me both
Damian: I still don't see how it's relevant
Dick: No it is because it does explain a lot of stuff
Jason: Right?! Like we got some shit these two never would
Dick; Fuck you're so right. Like I didn't realize how classist Gotham was
Jason: Yeah! They hated me man. The looks I'd get for being from crime alley
Dick: It makes sense, I always thought they were all just racist
Jason: oh yeah they definitely were. Old Gotham elites were things I don't want to say out loud with a child present
Damian: I'm not a child
Dick: It's all coming back to me. The weird shit they'd say? They fucking hated us for being poor
Jason: [nodding aggressively] YES YES YES FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
Dick: [snorts] what the fuck man. Now I need to recategorize all the shit I got from just racist assholes to maybe also classist assholes
Jason: i think the Venn diagram of those two is just a circle. Don't bother
Tim: was it really that bad?
Dick: man people would make sexual comments about me being exotic as a "compliment" and to say that they could understand Bruce's investment
Tim: [scrunching up nose] ew. That's so fucked up
Damian: who are these people
Dick: no Damian. We're not killing them
Jason: I say we kill them
Dick: Jason no
Dick: besides Bruce took care of them long ago
Jason: ....fine
Dick: what about you? I mean they really hated crime alley people
Jason: [nodding] oh yeah. I was told a bunch of shit but this one lady would always try to convince me that it was my family and friends that killed Bruce's parents and how he was just waiting for the right time to get revenge on me
Tim: ....oh god
Damian: I must find these people
Dick: ...
Dick: WAIT IS IT THAT FAKE ASS OLD BLOND BITCH WITH THE OUTRAGEOUS PEARL NECKLACE???
Jason: [eyes widen] YES! You know her?
Dick: YEAH! SHE SAID SO MUCH SHIT MAN
Jason: [snorts] right?? Like I don't think she was right in the head cause some stuff I still wonder how she could ever say to a child
Dick: yeah yeah [laughing] like I was a kid. Like a little scrawny brown boy and you're telling me I'm about to be sold??
Jason: [wheezing] she told- oh go she told me about that- she said- fuck- [clears throat] she said [mocking high pitch voice] at least your brother had that exotic reselling value. You don't even have that
Tim: ....that's horrible
Dick: [laughing] oh god of course she did. Bro she was such a bitch- she she'd call me fucking slurs and then act all innocent and confused when Bruce stepped in
Damian: I do not understand why this is funny
Jason: [trying to breath through laughter] Bro Bruce made it all so much better. He'd step in and they'd all expect nice ole Brucie Wayne and then-
Dick: oh he'd go batman mode! It was hilarious
Jason: YEAH! That glare he had? One look and the idiot would be running away
Dick: yea- oh oh! I remember! [Laughing clenching his stomach] wait wait this one time- fuck [wheezing] he punched this dude right? Fuck you'll never believe what this man was saying
Dick: [calming down a little] so wait okay so this rich dude like comes up to me right? Bruce is around being Brucie Wayne you know? Probably dancing on a stripper pole and already taking off his clothes
Jason: [wheezing]
Damian: [confused] wha-
Dick: anyways this guy comes up to me right? He's young too. With a bad fucking hairstyle trying to hide his premature balding and comes up to little ole innocent me
Jason: [snickering] right of course. Oh so innocent little menace robin
Dick: shush. So he comes up to me who's just drinking my caprisun right? Looks me dead in the eye and without a hello or hey asks "is it gypsy with a g sound or gypsy with a j sound" and and he's completely dead serious
Tim: ...you're kidding
Dick: no no and like he had this expression that said he knew exactly what he was doing. Like he meant it as a slur. Like like- fuck it was like he researched slurs and then came to test them out and see
Jason: [wheezing] fuck- wait then what- what happened
Dick: [snorts] okay here I might have a little intense okay? But I'm still proud of little me
Jason: oh god what did you do
Dick: okay but remember what had just been said to me. I'm like 10 here and possess all the aggression a little fucker my size can possess so [holding back laughter] so like he says that shit right? And i- [wheezes]
Dick: okay okay little me looks at him, like direct eye contact and goes "I don't know is it motherfucker with a m or bitchass with a b?"
Jason: [burst out laughing] oh oh god no- no you didn't
Dick: [laughing] I did!
Jason: [hitting dick's chest] man you're like- little you is my role model fuck I love that
Tim: wait then what happened
Jason: [losing it laughing]
Dick: [clears throat] so then- Jason shut up I'm [laughs] I'm trying to finish the story
Jason: [between breaths] okay okay- wait right I'm fine
Dick: right so after that he gets mad. And is about to say or do something but my robin training kicks and I [holds back laughter] I kick him in the nuts and absolutely dip to Bruce to hide behind him
Jason: [snorts] oh god. Elite robin training
Dick: Right! Make the bad guy angry, remember you're a kid, go hide behind batman. Robin training 101
Jason: [nodding through laughs] yes yes
Dick: anyways after I'm behind Bruce who looks at me and turns from Brucie Wayne mode to batman mode thinking it's a rogue or something
Jason: little does he knows it's a racist motherfucker
Dick: [snorts] right so he asks me what's wrong and I'm half way through my explaination when the guy comes storming up to Bruce to complain that I hit him
Damian: that's stupid. The man should have run when he still has the chance
Dick: [snickers] yeah but I'm glad he didn't because half way through his half assed explaination I'm on Bruce-
Tim: wait what do you mean on Bruce
Dick: I used to climb him. I climbed Clark a lot too. I climb things. It's what I do. Anyways that's not important so halfway though this idiot's explaination I whispers in Bruce's ear "he called me a slur"
Tim: that seems like a light way to put it
Jason: [snickering, shaking his head] no no old Bruce had very little control over his emotions and he had just acquired a little kid who he got unexpectedly attached to
Dick: yeah! He would absolutely beat the shit out of any rogue that got me seriously hurt
Tim: okay so that means telling him that you got called a slur...
Dick: Bruce immediately without hesitation sucker punched this guy in the face
Jason: [laughing] that's perfect
Dick: and it's not just any punch either. It's a full on batman level punch. Bruce had to get his hand bandaged afterwards
Damian: and the disgrace?
Dick: [laughing] hospitalized. Half his teeth gone. Too terrified to even sue
Jason: [on the floor laughing] yes justice! Fuck this is what batman fights for
Comms ping Batman in
Bruce: Everyone, you've all been quiet. Nightwing report
Dick: [still wheezing, dying laughing] i- I'm fine
Bruce: wha- Red robin? What's the status
Tim: everything is fine. Wing and Hood just had a trauma dumping session and are now dying laughing
Bruce: ... I see
Dick: wait wait Bruce- [ taking deep breaths to calm down] do you- do you remember when you punch that guy at a gala for being racist to me?
Bruce: which one?
Dick: you know the one who called me a slur?
Bruce: be more specific
Jason: [cackling in the background] oh god
Tim: how often did this happen???
Dick: okay whatever forget him. What about the fake blonde who always said weird shit to me and jason
Bruce: [grimaces] right. Her.
Dick: [snorts] so much disdain in your voice
Jason: man you really hate her huh?
Bruce: I made sure to have her ruined publicly and banned from everything after the comments she made to Dick but-
Dick: she showed up again. Jason told me. How?
Bruce: [groans] really bad plastic surgery
Jason: ...you're kidding
Bruce: no. She wasn't supposed to be there any time she was with Jason. She only got in cause she got so much work done that nobody recognized her and dated anyone who was invited
Jason and Dick: .....
Jason and Dick: [immediately start laughing again, falling to the floor, wheezing]
Tim: they're at it again
Damian: this is amusing
Tim: not you too
Dick: [wheezing] sh-she came back just to- oh god she was so determined to be a bitch it's crazy [hitting Jason through laughs]
Jason: [hitting dick back] she- she really was crazy. She spent so long to get back in and and to what? Bully a little kid??? [Laughing]
Dick: It's so- this is fucking hilarious
Bruce: if nothing is wrong then I'll be disconnecting the comms now
Dick: no no! Wait i- [choked laughter] I need to know how it went down with her the second time
Jason: yeah! [snickers] please I need that image. Describe it to be, Bruce. The scene, the words, her face, your face
Bruce: ...I'm disconnecting. Goodbye
Dick and Jason: NOOOOOOOOO!
Tim: I hate joined patrol
Damian: it does always lead to some kind of mess
Tim: that's an understatement
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 83 (masterpost here)
Bruce: -need to tail them while you download the contents of the server, and Red Robin you contact the authorities. i'll see you soon.
Damian: on it.
Tim: so i'm just the phone guy now, huh?
Dick: i told you to come over to Diamond District and run with me for the night, Red. weapons dealings are always boring.
Bruce, tired: just do your jobs, please.
*connecting ping*
Jason: where's my favourite boy?
Dick: ...that could mean any of us, Hood.
Damian: i'm here.
Jason: THERE YOU ARE!
Tim: *loud snort* how insecure you feeling right now, Nightwing?
Dick: i don't want to talk about it.
Jason: ok baby boy, i need you over in the alley toot-sweet.
Damian: i'm kinda busy on a case right now, akhi.
Bruce: Hood, are you in need of back up?
Jason: no- why do you always assume everybody needs back up all the time? do you not have any trust in your children to handle themselves at any point in their lives??
Bruce: well maybe it's just because my children never contact me unless they need back up and i've learnt to expect it?
Dick: ooooh~
Jason, without missing a beat: not true, i hit you up for money like last week.
Bruce, dry: yes, i stand corrected.
Damian: what do you need from me in the alley? Red is being pretty useless tonight, he could go in my place.
Jason: no i need a child your age. i'm gonna go fight this woman in my neighbourhood, and if she brings out her kid to help her in the fight then i need you to take care of him.
*a beat*
Bruce: what?
Damian: is this the Caroline woman that banned you from your HOA?
Bruce: ...what?
Dick: oh my god, that's still going on?!
Jason: she called the cops on me for being 'too loud' despite the fact that she doesn't even live in my building and the night she called to complain i wasn't even fuckin' home because i was in Bludhaven with Dick.
Dick: *cackling* dude this woman hates you-!
Tim: what did the cops say?!
Jason: the cops work for me, Timmers. like, half the local precinct are on Red Hood's payroll and have been around me enough that they've gotten an inkling that 'Todd Peters from apartment 3B' is probably their boss in civilian form. they sent me a heads up that Carol was up to her usual shit and then told me to have a good night.
Tim: man, i really need to get my own territory so i can get dirty cops on my side.
Dick: *sympathetic click* not gonna happen while you're living under B's roof, i'm afraid.
Damian: yeah i tried to accept a bribe from a dirty cop once; Father hit me.
Bruce: i did not hit you, i lightly smacked you upside the head- you really need to stop telling people that i hit you. and can we get back to Hood and this Caroline woman? what's going on, i thought you said you didn't need back up?
Dick: oh he doesn't, Caroline isn't like. a rogue or anything.
Jason, bitterly mumbling: fuckin' might as well be, once i'm done with her.
Tim: Hood's in a civilian battle with a bunch of PTA moms in his neighbourhood that don't like him.
Bruce, slightly hopeful: they have an issue with the way Red Hood runs the alley?
Jason: *cackle* nope, sorry B! they love Hood, they just don't know i am Hood.
Dick: they sent out a Facebook warning about Jason because some kid broke into his house and got hurt in the security measures and they blamed him for it.
Jason: yeah- admittedly hearting the post from the Batman Facebook account probably wasn't a great plan; now they've gotten a massive ego boost and are trying to get an audience with the Red Hood to campaign that i run myself out of the alley.
Bruce: ...all this is because her child broke into your house?
Jason: YEAH IT'S FUCKED UP. WE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS TURF WAR GOING ON OVER HERE. ME AND MY GIRLS AND THE GAY COUPLE THAT LIVES ABOVE ME AGAINST THE ENTIRE HOA AND THIS BITCH'S ASSHOLE SON.
Damian: why are you fighting her tonight?
Jason: well, we figured out a way to attempt to 'settle our differences'. so i'm going to one of the evening HOA meetings with a bunch of my neighbours and me and Carol are going to attempt to have a friendly but public debate about the issue,
Tim: *snort*
Jason: and you know, i figured; hey, Damian's a mean kid.
Dick: *wheezes*
Bruce, sighing: Hood, don't say things like that about your brother.
Jason: NO IN A- IN A NICE WAY! i want him to back me in this debate so that he can put his skills to use and mentally eviscerate these middle-aged women while i grin in the background and drink wine straight from the bottle.
Damian: god- i- i wanna do that so bad- that's my dream way to spend an evening,
Tim: you're an odd child.
Jason: ok so get over here, the meeting starts in thirty minutes!
Damian: ok hold on-
Bruce: excuse me, Robin, you cannot just run off in the middle of a case like this. especially not to go bully civilians.
Damian: oh come on, Red can cover for me!
Tim, dryly: but then who will handle the phones?
Dick: *snickering*
Bruce: no, i'm not signing off on this. Robin, you're staying with me for the night, and that's final.
*seven seconds of silence*
Tim: *sudden wheeze*
Bruce, tired: ...what's going on over there?
Damian: you can't stop me if you have no car to catch me with.
*disconnecting ping*
Bruce: what did he-
Tim, still laughing: he took off in the Batmobile.
Dick: *cackles*
Jason, proud: i love that child.
Bruce: oh for- he knows i can track that car,
Jason: AH AH AH- YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T FOLLOW HIM, IT'S DANGEROUS TO HIS IDENTITY. if you bust in as Batman when he's in civilian form talking about the fucking Batmobile, it puts unnecessary strain on your secret identities! for safety, you have to let Damian attend!
Bruce: Hood, you can't just-
Jason: yes i can.
Bruce: Hood.
Jason, quickly: love you Dad.
*shocked silence*
Bruce: w-
*disconnecting ping*
Bruce: WH-???
Dick: ...genius move by Jason there, gotta admit.
Tim: that's the biggest get out of jail free card i think... in existence. he really wanted to see Damian argue with these neighbourhood moms.
Dick: i mean can you blame him? you saw the kid make that lawyer cry.
*a beat*
Tim: B, you ok there? kinda quiet.
*silence*
Dick: yeah i'm gonna head over to your guys' area-
Tim: -might have to take over for Batman tonight, i think.
RoyJay but pre Red Hood Identity Reveal, where Royâs asking Dick for advice the whole time and Dick is doing his best to Wingman him
Roy, texting: Theres this hot guy on my metro
Dick: What's he look like
Roy: Buff, white highlights. I think he's reading Jane Eyre?
Dick: Go for it
It comes to a front 3 months later when Roy finally sends Dick a picture of his boyfriend and Dick is knocking down Royâs apt door like 15 minutes later
This is Dicks fault since he should have heard âBuff, white highlight, and reading Jane Eyreâ and thought âI should text Jason and just make sure heâs not currently reading Jane Eyre right nowâ.
a fic where Gwen is the spider person in the mau and it's irondad and spiderduaghter someone should write that
Credit: @erodottir
This is something Bob would be found on the news for pre-sentry
Prompt (694)
âWhat is wrong with you?â The hero said, hands on their hips. âYou canât just kidnap the mayor every time you want to talk to me.â
âYou werenât picking up the phone!â The villain said frustratedly as they held the tied up, gagged, and very scared-looking mayor. âWhat was I supposed to do?â
Crack fic idea Peter applies for a Stark internship pre-Civil war and he ends up getting it but he accidentally ghosts them and never ends up responding. Peter feels really bad about it but by the time he remembered he needed to answer the message he felt like it has been to long so he just never responds. Then comes Civil War where Tony shows up and is like "I have an internship offer for you" Peter starts to panic and is like "oh shit I ghosted them so hard they sent Tony Stark to get me to accept" but this causes him to panic even MORE to where he runs away from Tony cuz he's like "I've ghosted them this long it be to weird to work for them now" so Tony is left in the apartment confused and now REALLY wants to talk to this kid cuz wtf was that. And then the rest of the fic is shenanigans of Peter trying to avoid Tony in more extreme ways and Tony trying to contact Peter in more extreme ways.
i'm not a fanfic writer but my itch for a good 'Tony Stark Crashes His Own Funeral' fic is approximately 3 seconds away from turning me into one
