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I’ve been thinking a lot ab this

#my friend told me two days ago that she emailed a tutor of hers at the university asking if they wanted to be friends #i loved that so much and i wish i had the nerve #she had to wait four days for the answer and was very nervous #but still

cuppydogshane

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

hyperlexichypatia

People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.

You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.

You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.

You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.

You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.

And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.

haleyusesherwords

epicscizor

themoonandmyman

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

nat1quoteunquote

mizuthe-cat

I wish I had this hat

figglypuff

necrolentil

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

improper-integral

muttonschlops

I think this is exactly why thirteen is considered a ‘bad luck’ number.

Eleven and twelve have special names because as humans we can count to 12 on our fingers. But if we need to count to thirteen we’re outta fingers, bad news.

tigerator

interesting hypothesis! i have a question,

mattpresents

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

arealvampireslayer

self care is getting tattoos

#i just got my first tattoo two days ago :)

uptownlowdown

legendary tap dancers, the four step brothers, perform "it goes through your toes" in greenwich village (1944) directed by walter lang.

full list of performers in this scene: maceo anderson, freddie james, slyvester 'happy' johnson, ernie 'sunshine sammy' morrison, les hite, teddy buckner, buddy banks, tiny 'bam' brown and alton redd.

source: tony azar

#oh this one goes hard #vid

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

panspy-draws

Literally made in a lab for me to get attached to. You KNOW i had to draw them as the batman/carrie kelley cover i have as my phone wallpaper

domesticatedanimals

[ID: digital art of Darkness Man and Bat Child jumping through the air, styled like a comic book cover. Darkness Man's mouth is covered by his high turtleneck and his cape flutters out behind him as he lunges forward. Bat Child is grinning and looking off to the side as she twists mid-air. The sky is colored red and the town off Purpee is below, with pine trees in the foreground. The bottom of the piece says "Darkness Man" and "Bat Child" with a bat symbol in between the names. end ID.]