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my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning
Here is Riku and his dreameater companion!
this has been sitting on my wips for around three months and all I did was color in his eyes and clean it up a bit wow I am so lazy
plague doctor types
"Weird flex, but okay."
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You only need to know one thing: meow.
Transcript:
Background Cat: (continuous meowing)
EtherealDreamDice: [Meow] So today [Meow] I’m making [Meow] -- (stifled laughter) pine.. (giggling) pinecone dice. [Meow] [Meow]
My cat [Meow] [Meow] he- he wants to narrate [Meow] too. [Meow] SHUT UP THUNDER! He’s not allowed in the bedroom [Meow] because he beats my other cat up and [Meow] she’s in here right now [Meow] so he’s throwing a [Meow] fit.
Anyways, we’re making pinecone (laughter) I lost my train of thought. So [Meow] I used (while laughing) polyuth...*unintelligible* fucking... [Meow] These blank inserts [Meow] tp put [Meow] pinecones in [Meow] and then I put [Meow] the place [Meow] I [Meow] I had this all [Meow] planned out and I was [Meow] gonna explain [Meow] exactly what I was doing and then the [Meow] THE CAT [Meow] Can you hear that?
[Loud Purring]
What’s in that? [Meow]
Anyways hope you like the dice [Meow] bye.
Very informative thread -source
Dr. Sarah Taber fucking SNAPPED
Well here’s a buncha stuff I didn’t know
Predators. They're predators.
@thecoloredcanvas wrote
So a couple of things
1. Witch is a gender neutral term
2. Not really sure how anyone practicing witchcraft at home is suddenly a "predator"
3. Not a man.
All that aside, you respond to a video criticizing someone literally targeting vulnerable people to take advantage of them, and your reaction is "the person doing the criticizing is just as bad because of the gender identity I assume they are?"
Like seriously, what the fuck.
Trae: hey, there's a pervasive problem in my community of people conflating neurodivergent coping mechanisms as magical powers and using that conflation as a means to create an insular community which if gone unchecked can turn into an abusive situation where people can get hurt.
This rando: Ah, but I can see by your video that you are not what I consider female and therefore YOU are the abuser! Checkermate!
Seriously. Even setting aside the fact that Trae is not a man (the big genderqueer flag is visible in every frame, but I guess not everyone is familiar with that flag). There is so much wrong with the mindset that witches have to be female (and implied here as gender-conforming cis female) but also... just to touch...
Women can be predators. Women can be abusers. Women are fully capable of manipulating people for personal gain, whether that be for money or for something even worse. Women are not exempt from criticism of their actions.
I swear to every god. If you think women can't be predatory then you have never had a friend from high school guilt you into a mlm scheme.
blood seeping through the walls of a haunted house is not normal behavior! it's not "spooky" or entertaining, it's a severe stress response, of which more haunted house owners need to be aware
Totally agree. Blood seeping is a haunted house's response to severely stressful situations, the most common being a haunted artifact that is out of place, such as a claw foot bathtub for example. House experts say that haunted houses must have all the necessary haunted objects in the right place in order for their hauntonius system (vital system of the haunted house's body) to function properly. NONE of these haunted objects can be exorcised or else the hauntonius system will fail, causing the haunted house severe pain. This will cause more blood seeping from the house, which might even lead to the house collapsing of blood loss if not treated immediately. There are multiple haunted house owners who mistreat the haunted objects as something "cursed" and "evil". They try to get rid of them, most often by destroying them, as soon as possible. It breaks my heart to see these haunted houses go through so much pain, all for the "safety" of the owners. If you're the owner of a haunted house and you find out which objects in the house are haunted, DO NOT CALL AN EXORCIST. Please. This could save a haunted house's life.
Please note that I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL. If you want to learn more, a video link explaining haunted houses and their health requirements is here.
sorry i just cant get over the WWDITS cast. how insanely cool and attractive and good looking they are.
Guillermo? HOT.
Nandor? FUCKING HOT.
Nadja? WOW HOT.
Colin? Robinson.
Laszlo? DADDY.
A Minor Test of Strength
I love reading IwtV and TVL back to back because it's like
Louis: Lestat turned me for my money and plantation house :/
Lestat, already richer than god, baby trapped Louis for 65 years, on paragraph three of describing Louis' beauty and charm: hELLO??????
*After reading TVL
Louis: wait, did you just flirt with me?
Lestat: I have been for 70 years, but thanks for noticing.
1. “Raven” was an occasionally-encountered name for a girl in the contemporary period, and “Ebony” would be at least recognizable as a name. The other elements of this name are flatly atypical.
2. During this part of the War Period, this character’s hairstyle would not be considered shocking, but it would be viewed as garish and nonconformist.
3. A contemporary music performer known for a melancholy style of music and a gothic and dramatic aesthetic. The title of the work probably comes from one of her songs. However, her aesthetic and attitude has little in common with that in this work, being much more conventional and less garish.
4. A member of the contemporary band “My Chemical Romance”, also notable for a “gothic”, melancholy, and macabre aesthetic
5. i.e. the speaker considers him to be handsome and attractive; despite the pornographic material later in this work, the word “f_______” is here used only as an expletive.
6. Vampires as romantic figures had been increasing in popularity over this period, with a trend away from malicious monsters towards seductive but more benevolent figures, romanticized by their capability of being terrible.
7. Strangely, despite the characterization of this character as a Satanist, “witch” should here be characterized as having meaning similar to “wizard” and not “idolater”, “sorceress”, “maleficar”, or other practitioner of what we today recognize as “witchcraft”. The background material to this work constantly faced accusations of being satanic by an uneducated reactionary public to whom the difference between technology, wizardry and witchcraft was not meaningful (”witch” was sometimes even considered a female equivalent to “wizard”!), which completely failed to diminish its popularity.
8. It is important to understand that “goth” as an aesthetic, counterculture or subculture had a completely different meaning in the contemporary period than it does today – what remains similar is the love of the melancholy, the macabre, the dramatic, the romantic, and contempt for conventionalism. In the mid-to-early-late War Period, “Gothic” people were associated with contempt for morality, certain types of sexual display (usually of a shocking and sometimes fetishistic type), various forms of concupiscence, and a fairly significant connection to the occult and even to outright Satanism, though the latter was all but universally an affectation (this is true of most Mid War Period satanism). See contrast on p 321, The Gothic Movement In the Catholic Church. Moreover, the “gothic” aesthetic as described by this character is a stunted and over-the-top form that has also been corrupted by the counterculture-commericalism that was universal in the Late War Period.
9. A clothing store mostly specializing in counterculture-commercialized and faddist apparel. Critics accused it of being a mercantile vulture that fed by turning more honest and vivacious countercultures into fads.
10. It was almost unheard-of for women in the Mid or Late War Period to wear corsets, but they appeared in the Gothic subculture (which itself heavily borrowed from sources such as Victorian-era clothing, including mourning dress). However, what Enoby is describing is probably not actually a true corset, but a “corset top”, which is essentially a laced bodice. Either would be worn with neither chemise nor overblouse.
11. Probably a nondraped skirt that barely passes her wrist.
12. Hose, stockings, or tights in the form of a wide-open mesh
13. Probably not actually military issue boots; these were tall, heavy black leather boots with lacing all the way up.
14. This character’s outfit would be considered inappropriate for school in the Late War Period, but not shocking to Late War Period mores except by its garishness.
15. Originally meant students at a university-preparatory school; with the extremely high percentage of students seeking to attend university in the Late War Period, this came to mean a subculture of young people who adopted a highly conventionalistic and professionalistic attitude and sought admission to the prestigious and traditionalistic universities in the Eastern United States, often without academics being their true passion. Such people were often viewed as social climbers and sometimes attracted contempt from both their less-professionally-oriented peers and from those who were true intellectuals.
16. Also known as “giving the finger”; a very rude gesture in the War Period as it is in ours.
18. This phrase went through considerable popular memetic mutation (as did the entire tract): “It was _______ <weather> so I felt ________. A lot of _______ stared at me. I ________ them.” See extra material 34c.
17. I.E. “How are you today?”, “how are you feeling?” as a greeting.
do you think the writer of My Immortal lives in quiet pleasure knowing what they’ve brought into the world cannot be killed nor can they be held accountable
The slow horror of this post, of realizing:
1. First, that this is about My Immortal, fairly obvious from the start. Okay, meme time.
2. Second, that this is characterized as a future English literature class’s textbook footnotes a la our time period’s school texts of Shakespeare works, which, haha, seeing that framed as if this future literature class would be so far removed from our understanding of culture as to need these notes and yet would still be in a literature class formatted similarly to ours, especially combined with the idea that My Immortal would be considered typical “literature,” that’s funny, right?
3. Third, that by “the War Period/the Late War Period” they mean us, and the implications of that name for the time period added to the idea that so much culture from this time period has been wiped out and would be totally unfamiliar to the students of this class, and oh. Oh, that’s not… that’s not funny anymore.
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This is a MASTERPIECE.
I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.
oh my god
there was only one bed
but it was STAGED
I love this so much
New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!
AU:There was only one bed - by design👀
I need you to know nanami has a musical number about how scary and dangerous and cool and smart and strong juri is. Wonder what that meant
Everyone gets nervous when a girl comes near you or looks at you right. All girls hide behind bushes to watch other girls. All girls lay eggs. Im straight. Im straight
Kingdom Hearts: Memory of Melody in 4 days!
Me, a trumpet player: Love how my faves all play brass instruments.
sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo
stop complaining about my word choice‼I made this post while being unabashedly mentally ill, and I’m going to call it as such. and now a word from our sponsor
