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Do you think if Bruce Wayne had a therapist, he'd tell them about being Batman, or would he just,,, leave out the aspect of his life that causes about 90% of his problems??
Bruce: "I haven't slept in four days and I feel like the world is collapsing around me and everything I care about is a tool my enemies will use to destroy me if they get the chance"
Therapist: "And you're feeling this way because the meeting with investors got rescheduled?"
Bruce: ".............yes"
A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou
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Let’s fucking go indeed.
i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.
it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.
I can't watch more of my trans siblings die. please. you have to live. you fucking have to. don't let them win.
hey y'all. please go tell your trans siblings that you love them. please don't ignore them when they're in obvious distress. don't be a bystander. don't wait for somebody else to help them. text them. if you saw someone post concerning stuff a while ago but now they seem fine? text them anyway. be there for each other. please.
Delamain pfps for the whole squad ! 😤🤖
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
This blog hates, donald trump!
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
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IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222
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In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center
I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world
Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema
Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓
There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like
Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.
i love cats you’ll hear them make a sound and go check on them and they just have a toy you haven’t seen in a year and a half. where were u keeping that little buddy
Hey guys do you wanna see an old Jon drawing from my first time finishing s1 :3
Disabled Jon is so dear to me
Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.
i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.
Should have a report ad button but with bonus
"Report ad for using AI"
Because no one wants to see that crap
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
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it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
I already liked this, so… well, it’s come up again!
Tips for Writing Grief! (AGAIN)
the five stages of grief were never meant to be a checklist your character moves through in chronological order across three chapters. Let me save you from writing a grieving character who is simply having scheduled emotions:
⊹ Grief is not primarily crying. i know that sounds wrong but hear me out. a lot of grief looks like doing laundry. cooking something the person liked and then not being able to eat it. watching a show they recommended and never told anyone you finished it. grief goes very quiet and very domestic for long stretches and then ambushes you at completely unreasonable moments like a petrol station or a Friday at 4pm for no reason at all.
⊹ people who are grieving often seem fine. not because they're suppressing or being brave or in denial, but because humans are genuinely capable of functioning and being devastated at the same time. your grieving character can make jokes. can go to work. can have a good day. can feel guilty about the good day. can feel guilty about not feeling guilty. grief has a very active internal bureaucracy that has nothing to do with what's visible on the outside.
⊹ Grief also changes shape over time in ways that aren't necessarily about getting better. the first year is often adrenaline, there are things to do, people around, ritual and structure. year two is frequently harder because the adrenaline is gone and the world has moved on and expects you to have moved on with it. your character being more visibly undone eighteen months later than at the funeral is not a pacing problem. it's accurate.
⊹ The relationship with the dead person doesn't stop. this is the one writers get most wrong. your grieving character is still in a relationship , still arguing with the person in their head, still updating them on things, still furious about something left unsaid, still finding out new things about them from other people and having to integrate a version of them they didn't fully know. grief is not the end of the relationship. it's the relationship continuing without any new information coming in.
Things to consider when writing about mentors!!
⊹ Why are they mentoring your protagonist specifically. Did they see potential? Do they owe someone a favor? Are they bored? Trying to redeem themselves through teaching? Were they forced into it?
⊹ What's their teaching style. Strict and traditional? Chaotic and unpredictable? Gentle encouragement? Tough love that borders on cruel? Do they explain things or just throw the student into situations and hope they figure it out
⊹ What's their backstory and how does it affect their mentoring. Were they a prodigy or did they struggle? Did they have a good mentor or a terrible one they're trying not to become? Do they have regrets about their past choices?
⊹ Are they actually good at teaching or just good at the skill itself. Because being talented doesn't mean you can explain how to do the thing. Some mentors are terrible teachers but great at what they do
⊹ What are they hiding. Every good mentor has secrets. Past failures, dark history, the real reason they're helping, doubts about the protagonist's chances, their own declining abilities
⊹ How emotionally available are they. Do they actually care about the student as a person or just as a project? Will they have genuine conversations or deflect everything with cryptic wisdom? Can the protagonist actually talk to them
⊹ What's their relationship with failure. Do they let the student fail and learn? Helicopter parent energy where they interfere too much? Give up on students who don't meet expectations immediately
⊹ Are they preparing the student for something specific or just general training. Is there a test, a battle, a destiny? Or are they just teaching skills and hoping for the best
⊹ What do they refuse to teach and why. Is there forbidden knowledge? Techniques too dangerous? Things they think the student isn't ready for?
⊹ How do they handle the student surpassing them. Proud? Threatened? Jealous? Relieved? A mix of everything? The moment the student becomes better than the teacher is always loaded
⊹ What's their fatal flaw. Arrogance? Cowardice? Living in the past? Alcoholism? Trust issues? Mentors can't be perfect wise beings, they need to be chaotic humans
⊹ Do they have other students or is this protagonist special. If there were others, what happened to them? Dead? Quit? Turned evil? Still around and now there's sibling rivalry?
⊹ What's their endgame. Are they planning to retire after this? Die dramatically to motivate the hero? Stick around? Do they have their own goals beyond teaching
⊹ How much do they actually tell the protagonist vs withhold "for their own good." Because mentors who keep secrets always think they have good reasons but it usually backfires
⊹ What happens if the student rejects their teaching or goes a different path. Do they accept it? Feel betrayed? Try to force them back? Cut them off completely?
⊹ Are they connected to the villain somehow. Former friends, rivals, family, same teacher?
⊹ Do they survive the story. Mentor death is a trope for a reason but also letting them live and deal with what the student becomes is interesting too!!!
