[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

[the-shy-fox]

[egberts]

[flowury]

before i die i want to see the northern lights preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. if yr my soulmate pls start the itinerary

[damnukids]

[veliseraptor]

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[loudestcrowdever]

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COFFIN WHAT NOW

[thatdisasterauthor]

Weird Colorado Real Estate

Alrighty, y’all asked for it. So here’s a collection of the weird real estate I come across in my search for a house. I’ll add on to it in reblogs every time I find something new.

An apartment with a sauna IN the apartment. Not a feature of the complex, but actually in the apartment.

Astroturf nightmare™.

Does the cat come with the house? I want the cat to come with the house…

[thatdisasterauthor]

I can’t decide what I like most here. The castle-like doors, the multiple clocks, the deeply disturbing girl statue, the shelf of old photos and books, the strange collection of paintings, the deformed head statue thing above the mantle piece, the old pipe, the tiny British flag. It is like an I-Spy game.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I have a…sneaking suspicion this place may not be up to code.

[thatdisasterauthor]

…Hobbit hole?

[thatdisasterauthor]

Did you want to be able to safely get into your house via the front door? TO FUCKING BAD. Did you want to be able to keep pets/kids/older relatives from falling down your weird abyss like spiral basement stairs? TO FUCKING BAD.

[thatdisasterauthor]

You can have this lovely two-bedroom for the low, low price of $185,000!

[thatdisasterauthor]

I am so glad I found this one again because I still can’t figure out what the fuck is up with that door above the gray wall. Where does it go? How do you get to it?

[thatdisasterauthor]

Ah yes, a reminder of that weird obsession Colorado had with dome houses for a while there. Would you like to have zero use of your wall-space, impossible to replace triangle windows, and constantly be hitting your head? Then this one is for you!

[thatdisasterauthor]

Tarps. Blankets. Same thing.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Katy I’m becoming increaingly worried you’re going to move into one of these highly cursed domiciles and that’s unacceptable because I’ll have to do something really crazy to match your cryptid energy.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[maelwife]

Johnny cash is kind of a thot huh

[maelwife]

[mackmagaha-deactivated20200622]

“are you wearing th-“

“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

‪We’re 2 hours into Gemini season and I have diarrhea ‬

[ice-block]

Uh oh, my WiFi’s down!

I’m now in

The gradient zone

[nene-kamishiro]

Gradient zone aesthetic:

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think a woman should have full control of her own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[tamamita]

Tom and Jerry reaction pics are my favourite

[cafune-and-chill]

[tamamita]

[demilypyro]

[windginger]

Don’t forget the best one

[carnival-phantasm]

All timeless classics

[laidlays]

[beep-beepster]

[beep-beepster]

oh i forgot

[thus-quoth-the-raven-deactivate]

Y’all missed one.

[aymerictheblue]

you fools you absolute fools

[protect-and-love-animals]

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

[knitmeapony]

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

[art--felt]

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

[wishyroses]

SHIT WHAT

[teal-deer]

Also let yourself cry. It really is a biochemical release valve to dump out all the chemicals that make you feel stuff.

I honestly think one reason men in western culture have so many problems is that we don’t let them cry, and literally their brains get stuffed with all this crap that doesn’t have a release valve. Men, please cry. You’ll feel better. It’s ok. You are not lesser for taking care of your health.

[freewillandphysics]

This is why tears from different emotions look different under an electron microscope. They’re literally made up of different things. 

Happy tears are structurally different than sad tears than angry tears than overwhelmed tears etc.

[samthe-onion-nigga]

I looked it up, cuz that tidbit was dope to me and..

[skyakafreckles]

Never would have known

[lemonlyman-dot-com]

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

[kingevangelista]

I stay in my onion feelings tbh

[lisabunnies-deactivated20160517]

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

[snoopdogvevo-deactivated2020020]

this picture will be in the textbooks

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[skeepeep]

This is what billionaires can do with their unlawful amount of money

[squirreltastic]

“ Hansjörg Wyss, a billionaire and conservationist, wrote Wednesday in a New York Times op-ed that he will donate the money over the next 10 years through his Wyss Foundation. Lands and waters are best conserved when they become public national parks, wildlife refuges, or marine reserves, Wyss wrote. He aims to help conserve 30% of the Earth in a natural state by 2030.”

  “ Wyss previously helped protect wild species on roughly 40 million acres of land and ocean after donating more than $450 million across Africa, South America, North America, and Europe. Wyss is also one of several billionaires to sign the Giving Pledge, a commitment to give away at least half of one’s wealth to charity. “

[why-yes-i-am-an-adult]

it just boggles my mind that so many people have ungodly amounts of money and absolutely none of them think of doing things like this, it should be the obvious choice. Imagine having the power in your hands to literally save the world like a real-life superhero and instead just deciding to buy a mansion made of gold or some other useless nonsense.