Totally JFK

"Ask naht what yoah country can do for you, but what you can do for yoah country" -me

[shetheyslain]

Forcefem version of Lyndon B Johnson called Linda R Beaver

[monstermaker585]

Has there been a single normal dude in the office of president? Are the strange people the most likable by the American people? Does that make me a good candidate for president?

[gerald-ford-president]

There has been One...

[monstermaker585]

You are not normal dawg, being hot doesn't make you normal

[gerald-ford-president]

Very flattering! Thank you.

[monstermaker585]

Okay I liked you better when you were younger, you like King Charles of England in that photo

[gerald-ford-president]

This is not very nice, Monster Maker 858. You could have left it at the compliment.

[john-f-kennedyfr]

I believe I have a particulah normalness that appeals to the average votah

[dragongirlbunny]

🇺🇸 jfk-deactivated19631122

fuuuuuck i hate my job can somebody just fuckin' shoot me

[john-f-kennedyfr]

Some days it is like this

[natalieironside]

Alright I guess I'd better address this

I was NOT in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963. I was nowhere near the state of Texas, let alone the city of Dallas, on November 22nd, 1963 and I can produce witnesses to account for my whereabouts. ANYONE who claims to have seen a woman fitting my description fleeing from Dallas, Texas on the day of November 22nd, 1963 like it says in the callout post is LYING.

[smugvampire]

I know vhat I saw.

[natalieironside]

You'll never prove I was in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963. Never!

[john-f-kennedyfr]

what happened in Dallas Texas on November 22nd 1963?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

[isuggestforcefem]

I’m coming for them.

[missstrogen]

I still am

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[john-f-kennedyfr]

It would be really weird if I were killed by a Registeel

[armchair-yearning]

Rip JFK you would have loved Ayesha Erotica

[john-f-kennedyfr]

I will look into it

[john-f-kennedyfr]

by god there's sounds

[elvis-official]

Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

[eiderducksonofhumperdink]

Protecting genuine women is „fundamentally evil“?

[elvis-official]

Protecting women is one of the most noble things you can do. Unfortunately you don't do that

[anti-terf-posts]

official anti terf post

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm getting certification now

[numbers-on-pinterest]

This did Numbers on Pinterest!

[elvis-official]

Fuck

[numbers-on-pinterest]

woah mama you breached containment with the "ill give anyone who misgenders you the elvis special" first but i have yet to reblog that one

[elvis-official]

Woah mama it's hard being on top of the world

[evil-pineapple-offical]

look guys! Elvis is a top!!!!

[the-turkoshaj]

woah mama since when was elvis deactivated

Not complaining there was drama with them if i remember correctly

[john-f-kennedyfr]

ELVIS IS DEAD?

[satan-offical]

oh you're on tumblr.com? name three presidents you've stolen the shoelaces from

[inkanddragons]

What are you, a cop? Come back with a warrant!

[satan-offical]

Here

[the32ndpresident]

Your mom

President of the had sex with your grandpa club

@john-f-kennedyfr

[john-f-kennedyfr]

why would you do this

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[spaceoology-deactivated20181211]

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS RIGHT THERE JESUS CRUST

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

jesus crust

[ticktoast]

[trashchancosplay]

I SWEAR IN THIS FANDOM WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERY OCCASION

[shadysadie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[john-f-kennedyfr]

Why did someone take my name in vain???

[john-f-kennedyfr]

I stubbed my toe

[pessimist-offical]

You're all going to die one day. One day.

[john-f-kennedyfr]

Oh god I hope not

[electronicmail]

which US president do you think is the most milkable

everybody knows its jfk but if i got to choose it would be teddy roosevelt

[john-f-kennedyfr]

I beg your pardon

[satan-offical]

Please...cast your period cramps onto someone else...does it have to be me every time...

[official--eve]

Yeah sorry if it's not you it's me so GO MY PERIOD CRAMPS

[the32ndpresident]

false. @john-f-kennedyfr

[john-f-kennedyfr]

why would you do this to me

[nixon-official]

My Fellow Americans,

Am I making a terrible mistake??

[dickpresident]

[nixon-official]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Presidentblr/

[the32ndpresident]

A tragedy akin to 9/11

[9-11-heritage-posts]

well,

[theo-dore-roose-velt]

more like the Boston molasses flood

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

It's more similar to the Titanic

[titanic-sinking-heritage]

more like the Lincoln assassination

[lincoln-assassination-heritage]

more like the Kennedy assassination

[john-f-kennedyfr]

the what

[hotvampireadjacent]

[john-f-kennedyfr]

Why am I in the sky get me down from here

[noelle-justagirl]

Oh damn you still alive?

[john-f-kennedyfr]

Yes why does everyone think I'm not

[noelle-justagirl]

Yeah uh, I'm pretty sure a guy that looked exactly like got an extra hole added to their head, via ballistic rounds

[john-f-kennedyfr]

??? What in the world happened while I was in the dallas airport

[hotvampireadjacent]

[john-f-kennedyfr]

Why am I in the sky get me down from here

[noelle-justagirl]

Oh damn you still alive?

[john-f-kennedyfr]

Yes why does everyone think I'm not