Daydreaming on your timeline

Probably NSFW. I post, or repost, things that I think are cool and may want to see again. Most of it isn't mine. That's pretty much it. Thanks in advance.

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[inanna76]

Dire

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Dare

[missmirim]

Bare

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Bard

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Card

[inanna76]

Care

[chiami-jishin]

Mare

[who-left-the-lid-off-the-jam-de]

Male

[chiami-jishin]

Made

[dharuadhmacha-deactivated201706]

Mode

[little-darkling-poppy-deactivat]

Code

[kitten-bug-deactivated20170726]

Cone

[wasmnowf-deactivated20180327]

Core

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Cord

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

Lord

[texasflutes]

Lore

[akedhi]

Lyre

[finallyhaunted]

Pyre

[gefdreamsofthesea]

Pare

[lightspun]

part

[patrickdiomedes]

Fart

[kandrakelsier]

farm

[atlas-prime]

Fare

[sneakysnorlax]

Fore

[lifefilledwithstories]

Sore

[tiresas]

Sort

[gl00mpunk]

Soft

[terezi]

Sift

[ghetsisharmonica-moved]

silt!

[librius]

silk

[sharkythefangirl]

Milk

[arsenicgodhead]

Mill

[destyni-is-me]

Mull

[when-we-get-over-yonder]

Mule

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

Male

[sentient-cargo-shorts]

Rale

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

Rule

[return-of-the-trinidude]

Rile

[kyrith-tehren]

Vile

[youvegotthatone-ring-deactivate]

Tile

[foobar-the-great]

Time

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

Lime

[chris-the-mighty-deactivated201]

Like

[fanfictionsandfood]

Hike

[not-a-jackalope]

Bike

[skyflakes-master]

Bake

[kiwikagari-deactivated20180123]

Cake

[patotaes01]

Lake

[that1nonymous-deactivated201808]

Like

[cowboy-z-deactivated20190228]

Bike

[sunshine-soprano]

Bile

[neoptelemus-moved-deactivated20]

File

[arcaneyouth]

Tile

[oakleavesandcoffee]

Tilt

[heyimslightlyobsessed]

Wilt

[virgils-jacket]

Lilt

[honey-sunny-bee]

Kilt

[drakes-hoard]

Kill

[mydogsaresofuckingstupid]

Bill

[lilbeanblr]

Jill

[ace-v-p-d]

Dill

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Doll

[blughblu]

Dole

[thescaryjoke]

pole

[virgilmustbemoody]

Hole

[infinitylester]

sole

[solarlesbo]

sold

[carmillapie-deactivated20210130]

cold

[arborealoctopodes]

mold

[bumblewyrm]

meld

[hugealienpie]

mend

[saranoh]

Mind

[blackestglass]

Hind

[rescuemepotts-deactivated201901]

Kind

[tygermama]

Bind

[letslipthehounds]

Rind

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

Rend

[pellaaearien]

Mend

[silverathena]

Mind

[saintdollyparton]

Find

[jeunefemmeenfeu]

Wind

[foggyheartconnoisseur]

Wild

[drdelphinecormigay]

Will

[lameogg]

Fill

[meandmyinu]

gill

[starry-knight12]

Hill

[sorceryninja]

Hull

[lil--bug-deactivated20181008]

Dull

[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

Doll

[tinmeteor]

Roll

[yuna-dan]

Role

[faacethefacts-dead]

Sole

[starryvioletnight]

Mole

[melissatreglia]

Dole

[iamsexytrash]

Pole

[big-dumb-dum]

Role

[17mul]

Hole

[sweetcoochieplantains-deactivat]

Hold

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Bold

[subi-amakula]

Sold

[sangrexderramada]

Cold

[asiaamadia-deactivated20180916]

Fold

[mai-asrepressednerd-deactivated]

Fond

[nocuriousjustgeorge-deactivated]

Find

[goinapeshitcrazy]

Fine

[naturallyafrican]

mine

[herhairwashercrown]

Line

[letmeprosper]

Lone

[holdmydrink-deactivated20190918]

Bone

[blackdariaa]

Cone

[fuckedupknowledge]

Tone

[shatteredribbon]

Tore

[holybolognajabronies]

Tote

[gooddgirlgonebaddd]

Note

[tazminj]

Node

[thathighguy]

Rode

[justinee21]

Ride

[iamnotjody]

Rude

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Ruse

[chichi-baby-deactivated20221024]

Rust

[westafricanbaby]

Dust

[buttalicious602]

Must

[nofacejones]

Lust

[nymph-on-mars]

List

[justcurvemealready-deactivated2]

Mist

[kandysweet29-deactivated2025091]

Most

[beammeeupscotty]

Cost

[hunyybrii]

Post

[arnoldpalmerinabklynfridge]

Pest

[exhaustedtrini-deactivated20181]

Best

[goodgiirlgonegr8-deactivated201]

Rest

[mzamethystp]

Vest

[thevirgintemptress-deactivated2]

Vast

[deletemytumbllr-deactivated2019]

Past

[thehorticaldon]

Cast

[alexundefined]

Case

[killuaaa-zoldyck]

Base

[insidesequaldeath]

bask

[tayldn1]

Mask

[nutellacoffeebean]

Mass

[localstarboy]

Mash

[naturallyafrican]

Lash

[just-cant-get-right]

Last

[fuocogo]

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

[c-bassmeow]

!!!

[jsullivanmusic]

Jazmine Sullivan - let it burn

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

MY SONGGGGG

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[gahdamnpunk]

Brenda had TIME today

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

This was a brilliant response about why legalizing marijuana is important in NY. 

Video is a clip from the NY Democratic Gubernatorial Debate hosted by CBS.

[unbfacts]

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

[drst]

*fistbump*

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

[fluffy-overlord]

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

[utf2005]

[airspaniel]

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

[jehovahhthickness]

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

[putmeincoach]

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

[sunquark]

i love keanu reeves

[holdtightposts]

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

An angel

[elusianknight]

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

[missshirley]

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble. 

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night. 

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

[walkingoutintherain]

#everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)

[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[w-for-wumbo]

can you believe it’s not butter butter

[tardis-mind-palace]

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

[monopx]

i really dont think they meant bestiality

[candiikismet]

What the fuck

[darkskinloverboy]

guess we found the animal fucker

[luvmangosdope]

Lmao

[molothoo]

THIS NIGGA FUCK ANIMALS

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[mockwa]

Russian roads, only 30 sec

[vonisv]

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

[thathomestar]

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

Bruh what? 😂😂😂

[bitchimightbey]

How the fuck 😂😂😂

[nuestroamoresunviaje]

Makes me think of bulgaria. You have to share the road with crazy drivers, people on horses and 2 different kind of buses/tramway

[purplelittlemermaid]

Oh absolutely the fuck not.

[just-cant-get-right]

Well damn

[localstarboy]

“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”

[theeffectofglitterineyes]

“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Lmaoo

[bakedkesh-deactivated20191103]

I am in tears. I love him.

[blocboyt-deactivated20181205]

😂😂😂

[dontforgetthemiss]

“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”

[valuethislove]

“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[jeankd]

I’m having death over here.

[solo-munroe]

Not the “blammy” 😭😭

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

REBLOGGING EVERY TIME

[bikinicouch]

Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t

[unclemadlib]

😂😂

[southrnbird]

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[brijeux]

“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂

[afrosnchopsticks-deactivated201]

My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍

[tomboy-cutie-deactivated2019010]

I’m dying breh

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo

[gif87a-com]

Found a well in italy with a nice echo. Missing this trip already. [x]

[plushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

How does it feel to wake up everyday and know you can snap like that

[thatdisasterauthor]

Damn. If I was on that street I would’ve just frozen.

[mockwa]

[dancingmuppet]

Cheeky bastard.

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Lmao they some assholes

[molothoo]

😅

[cloud9resident305]

😂

[justisborred]

#Fuckgentrification

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[bobbsayshi]

Things They Don't Teach You in School

•Lincoln believed white people were the superior race •Gandhi hated black people •The CIA brought illegal drugs into the country •Ronald Reagan was the devil •White people mutated from the Dravidian Albinos and would be nothing without POC

[pastelpapi]

•9/11 was coordinated by the Bush administration •The laws written 15 years ago where pushed and backed by the kkk •Black people explored the world before white people where civilized and whitewashed history

[tastelessfashion]

•Christopher Columbus ain’t shit.

[nico-incognito]

*The father of modern gynecology experimented and tortured black women during slavery for his findings. *The government was successfully sued for the murder of Martin Luther King, Jr. *The CIA introduced crack/cocaine into inner-cities across the US *The US had been sterilizing many WoC *In the Tuskegee experiments, the US gave STDs and other diseases, including syphilis to unknowing black men. *Japan was already in line to surrender when we bombed Nagasaki and Hiroshima *The US created the Taliban

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

Tea sipping shit. I re logged this earlier. But this list got longer

[donidarkowitz]

Jesus…

[sweetmintchocolatewitch]

• Native Americans had to register to become American • Black Panthers once watched over the police to prevent unjust arrests and beatings • Native American children were massively murdered when schools got too full • Black people were in zoos • There were Asian concentration camps during WW2

[thesavingera]

*The World’s largest Great White shark ever recorded in history fed off of slaves thrown over the ships *Gay white plantation owners used to rape the slave men in front of the slave’s wives, children, and friends. They used this method to deter the slaves from revolting or any other unwanted acts. *Plantation owner would make a “deal” with the hardest working male slave to bore 10 children and he will be set free. Creating the stereotype of black men leaving and abandoning their children. *Harriet Tubman’s first husband, a freed man, tried to discourage Harriet’s mission to free as many slaves as she could he threatening to tell her over.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

We were taught that about Abe but this is some important info

[athenadark]

Male slaves would have their teeth removed - the front two to mark them as slaves if they escaped and the back ones for sale

one of the reasons for landowners to back the revolution was that England had abolished slavery and wanted to bring it across to the colonies - one hundred years before slavery was abolished

the US has been responsible for almost every major conflict of the last one hundred years and interfered in the others almost always for drugs or oil

the great depression was entirely caused by the newly developed aggro farming of the 1920s

the US accidentally sank several ships of Jewish refugees in WW2 including one mostly full of children

[palaiasaurus64]

•in Africa the white men that were there to “collect” the slaves would give tribes guns. This was in order to have tribes turn against each other so the “weak” tribe members would be sent to America.

•During the Armenian Genocide, families would potentially be spared if the oldest daughter had her face and arms tattooed with blue X’s. These blue X’s signified that the Turkish soldiers could do anything they wanted to her. [I met a woman that this happened to, while she ended up having a husband and children and had some sort of happiness in life. It was hard to look at her. Not because of the X’s but by what happened to her because they were there.]

[gold-epoch]

*Southern black people were convicted of “crimes” (walking by the railroad, looking a certain way) after slavery had been abolished and forced to do hard labor like working in mines for weeks without seeing the sun where they had to drink stagnant water sitting at the bottom of the mines, being whipped and killed if they ran away. A lot of black people were put in jail during the cotton season when men, women, and children were whipped and killed while working in the fields.

*Southern black people were enslaved in this same time period (after slavery was abolished) through imaginary debt that white people claimed that they had and they couldn’t pay it back because the person that they were “indebted” to set all the terms.

*The literally “Constitution” of the Confederacy says that the point of their nation is slavery.  Don’t listen to people who say its about states rights.

*A lot of Republicans switched from being Democrats bc of the integrated military, the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts because they didn’t want to vote in the same party as black people. The literal founding of their party is racism.

[theburbsmuse]

because this has gotten longer

[blacksleepingbeauty]

- Native children were rounded up by white people and put into boarding schools where most of them were brutally beaten and raped repeatedly while also being banned from seeing their parents ever again.

- White men would rape their way into native bloodlines just so they could be “legally entitled” to land, money and livestock that was reserved for natives.

-Native reservations were purposely established in places that were uninhabitable (i.e. poor soil, sparse food & water etc.) This was a way of forcing assimilation.

-Many cultures of PoC recognized more than just 2 genders before white supremacy came in with that basic shit.

-Ghandi also beat his wife

-America has a very long history of wartime sexual violence

[anjieluvs-deactivated20221031]

Dear God

[pussenbootzz-deactivated2022062]

This is necessary and overwhelming

[prettyandmean]

Just so we’re clear slavery is legitimately LEGAL if u are convected of a crime. Thats not even me paraphrasing either. Slavery was not abolished it, they only excluded people

[astrodidact]

[staywokejusticeequality]

HE IS STILL at LARGE!!!

🚨🚨🚨BOOST!!!🚨🚨🚨

RIP BABY GIRL 😢

https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/BART-closes-MacArthur-Station-in-Oakland-after-2-13096466.php

[better-than-porn-deactivated202]

[just-cant-get-right]

@ 75% of my Uber rides