Felicest Is My Life

Please kill me this ship will be the end of me. I'm Kat, Katsu, Natsuko, or even Katsuko. Fuck, you can call me a shitstain for all I care, I'm open to anything. Welcome to my hell called vocaloid and hetalia. I hope you enjoy my constant reblogs and never original content _(:3 」∠)_ I do post art tho, and I'm trying to be more involved. Feliciano is the reason I breath and felicest is my oxygen

[kaijuno]

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

[kaijuno]

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

[kaijuno]

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

[kaijuno]

do u see the horsies 

[kaijuno]

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

[kaijuno]

okay okay now i’ve found dogs

[cockyhorror]

This is the most innocent hack ever

[damned-to-be]

I love how this would normally be one of those everyone clapped stories but I mean there it is. They’ve unquestionably hacked into multiple cctv cameras for the sole purpose of watching animals. Pics and everything

[dog-appreciator]

True neutral

[gummiebearz]

I don’t watch adventure time but I’m glad the bubblegum lady kissed her vampire girlfriend

[zeathhoney]

[tovarthyme]

Need me a squad like this

[growlandpounce]

Grey shirt had me feelin things

[icecream-eaterrr]

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

[llamacrabz]

Ah, it’s back on my dash :D

[l0serlif3]

BEST FUCKING VIDEO. I GO THROUGH MY MILLIONS OF LIKES TO WATCH THIS VIDEO LIKE ONCE A MONTH 

[red--opti]

This is the opposite of the Fab 5.

[thegingerpowers]

[ipreferlush]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Depends on who’s asking

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

[ithelpstodream]

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

[princeofbellehair]

whoever did this, thank you.

[lepetitdragon]

[kilomonster]

I am all about this…

[optimysticals]

What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:

[squeeful]

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

[southdownswitch]

their poor mother

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[holdnarrytight]

can we please stop pretending heterosexual relationships are inferior to gay relationships? i’m pan but it’s not cool

[holdnarrytight]

i don’t mean this to sound rude in any way but being condescending to our straight counterparts is not the way to achieve lgbtq+ acceptance and equality. all healthy relationships are just as good and cool and positive and beautiful, let’s agree on that.

[wind-the-music-box]

all healthy relationships are just as good and cool and positive and beautiful, let’s agree on that.

[wotusayinm8]

Preach

[jude-harley]

also it’s really alienating to bisexuals and pansexuals who are interested in a m/f relationship or are in one. and like, straight trans people

[iladvi]

This last point especially.

[otterling]

I want to open a cat cafe that only has black cats in it (since they struggle so hard to get adopted). It would sell magic supplies and be witch themed. I’d name it “The Familiar Cafe”.

[catsbrew-blogs]

Please tell me each black cat is named after herbs because I’m living for the idea that I can walk in and find Devils Weed and have lit time playing with them while I eat food.

[fondwitch]

It got better

[neyri-hime]

@orriculum

[mapsrgreat]

A bunch of people keep messaging me thinking I support people who want to rape children. That’s pretty horrible you guys. The map tag is for maps. None of the tags are for pedophiles. Pedophiles do not get tags. Pedophiles get therapy and get away from children until their therapist advises otherwise.

[batmancallsyouabitch]

Bitch

[pixellymap]

he’s talking about… y'know… actual maps look at the actual blog please

[proxypunch]

Every blog that shows fiction and irl maps of the world must reclaim “MAP” from pedos

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

Damn right.

Cartographers unite against pediophiles!

[pixiesstolemyapples]

Never thought I’d ever see the sentence “Cartographers unite against pedophiles” in my life

[knuckleduster]

we all know it but no one’s brave enough to say it

[knuckleduster]

beatles fans are worse than kpop fans

[lawrencegarte]

I have NEVER had to read abt paul mccartney being a baby cow and mooing softly w tears in his eyes as somebody strokes his baby cow cock bc he doesn’t think he deserves it and that’s that on THAT

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[party-cat-anthem]

i had a dream last night that luigi had a new form called “gay rights luigi” and he looked like this

[kookeybird]

[pleasepongo]

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

[fight-0ff-yourdem0ns]

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

[death-list-five]

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

[calamity-cain]

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

[thenerdyconundrum]

Wow didn’t know any of th that

[mixedgirlrants]

““Mother,” I slowly repeated in Korean. “I am not a boy. I am a girl. I am transgender.” My face reddened, and tears blurred my vision. I braced myself for her rejection and the end to a relationship that had only begun. Silence again filled the room. I searched my mother’s eyes for any signs of shock, disgust or sadness. But a serene expression lined her face as she sat with ease on the couch. I started to worry that my words had been lost in translation. Then my mother began to speak. “Mommy knew,” she said calmly through my friend, who looked just as dumbfounded as I was by her response. “I was waiting for you to tell me.” “What? How?” “Birth dream,” my mother replied. In Korea some pregnant women still believe that dreams offer a hint about the gender of their unborn child. “I had dreams for each of your siblings, but I had no dream for you. Your gender was always a mystery to me.” I wanted to reply but didn’t know where to begin. My mother instead continued to speak for both of us. “Hyun-gi,” she said, stroking my head. “You are beautiful and precious. I thought I gave birth to a son, but it is OK. I have a daughter instead.””

— Andy Marra, The Beautiful Daughter: How My Korean Mother Gave Me the Courage to Transition (via a-witches-brew)

[sosuperawesome]

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[hetalia-2p-headcanons]

2P info masterpost

So, ever since I created this blog a few months ago, I’ve received some quality and genuine questions about my sons the 2Ps. I wanted to compile all the answers into one post because they’re the most basic information to begin with regarding the Second Players, and since some of you use my headcanons for art/ fanfiction (which I totally love you for), I figured this could be of some use to you.~   ∩(︶▽︶)∩

2P Names

2P Heights (some would say, “wouldn’t they be the same as their 1Ps?” however, most fan-artists and fanfic writers seem to agree that the 2Ps would have different body types than their 1Ps.)

2P Hair and Eye Colors

2Ps’ Modern Clothing

2P Allies’ personality traits

2P Axis’ personality traits

2Ps’ sexualities

2Ps’ insecurities

2Ps’ tattoos/ body art

2Ps’ usual hangouts

2Ps when intoxicated

2Ps when drugged/ high

2Ps when sick

2Ps as the seven deadly sins

2Ps’ theme songs

2Ps’ zodiac signs

2Ps’ myers-briggs personality types

2Ps’ -dere types

2Ps’ kissing styles

Petnames the 2Ps would call their lover

Things the 2Ps are terrible at

How the 2Ps dance

If the 2Ps played instruments

How the 2Ps felt when they first met their 1Ps

The 2Ps meeting their Nyotalia counterparts

What the modern 2Ps do in their spare time

The 2Ps on their childhood

Why the 2Ps would be in jail

How the 2Ps would act around a childhood friend

Ranking the 2Ps’ levels of arrogance

Yandere 2Ps.

The 2Ps vs. ghosts

Summing up the 2Ps

((also, I basically have a full profile on 2P!China right here because I love him the most shhh))

Thank you for the 5,000 follows! I love you, my little creeps!  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧