Odds and Ends

C, 22 professional horrible bastard man

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

the fact that u can actually always just try again

[djklmnx]

[akumeoy]

really interesting how wire mother is objectively the most interesting & well-written character on the show but cloth mother gets all the fic because people who don't even watch it see her & say "uwu soft gorl". fuck off

[anxietyproblem]

[radicalgraff]

"Make your workplace better, Unionize / Strike"

Improved ads in the NYC subway

[wiidogasts]

there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

[wiidogasts]

all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

[wiidogasts]

u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

[wiidogasts]

what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

[wiidogasts]

bonus: why they ourple

[strawberry-crocodile]

whenever i read something online that makes me upset i bite another chunk out of someone. its very theraputic and makes the stress go away. my roommate looks like swiss cheese though.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Posts made by cookiecutter sharks

[margaretqualleytruther]

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[256gb]

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

[fitzdyke]

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

[betanoiz]

how’s that going bestie

[fitzdyke]

[fallenangelvictorious]

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[one-weird-mammal-a-day]

Naked mole rat (Heterocephalus glaber)

@ melodie_kejr

[bloomedwings]

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[psilocervidae]

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" WRONG! EATING PUSSY!

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Easy website

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Giggling