will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
art blog(derogatory)
No title available
styofa doing anything
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
titsay
Andulka
wallacepolsom
⁂
d e v o n
One Nice Bug Per Day
PR's Tumblrdome
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Misplaced Lens Cap
Janaina Medeiros
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
occasionally subtle
izzy's playlists!
seen from India
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brunei
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from Indonesia
seen from India
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@koalalord
Where a magic circle has to be activated by touch or completed with the hands to active, a mage regularly puts their hand in their pockets because their pockets have holes on the inside and their magic circle is drawn on their side or across their whole body under their clothes.
Phil and Techno go on a quest to lose their immortality so they can live a nice mortal lifespan together before dying.
people on this site think once you hit 20 (or 25, depending on the user) some switch goes off and you’re supposed to automatically stop having interests and become some mindless drone who just works at a 9 to 5 or starts having children
people on this site think once you hit 20 (or 25, depending on the user) some switch goes off and you’re supposed to automatically stop having interests and become some mindless drone who just works at a 9 to 5 or starts having children
If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.
thats creepy
This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN
No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.
GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃
Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days. Let’s see what happens this time.
Abuse begins with insecurity
My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS
When I was in high school my (now ex) boyfriend started throwing up these red flags and getting jealous of my best friend @itsdoctorreverendt-sizzle and throwing temper tantrums when I couldn’t go to his birthday because I had mono and would wake up exhausted and be half passed out at night.
I broke up with him and I’m glad that I did.
If your partner is preventing you from seeing friends or family, throws temper tantrums about it, gets jealous over your friends and family, or states they don’t like you seeing your friends or family, DUMP THEM. It is only going to get worse.
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
What do you call it when it's your parents?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m certain Wilson dies constantly. Like, trial and error is his domain. But I don’t see much acknowledgement of how brave/reckless he is? Like sure he might need a couple tries and maybe he’s a little scared of stuff still; but I like to think after awhile, things like hound attacks stop phasing him. And maybe he does find a varg or narrowly avoided the dragonfly, I doubt he’s hung up on it after the first few encounters.
Not only that but like.. he’s smart and adrenaline fueled. Smart means he knows how to deal with this efficiently via using something else to help kill the big baddies, or remembering weaknesses and strategizing. Adrenaline means sprinting through the swamp full speed when there are so many other options, or going after a deerclops with only a spear and a half used log suit.
And idk I feel like what I’ve seen makes him paralyzed with fear too much. How many times has he died to these things? He’s probably more facinated with the scientific side of things or just absolutely tired of running into this situation.
more gerudo Link au… kotake and koume are twins that were born just before Link was, so they grew up like siblings together, and they’ve always kicked his ass at archery, especially on horseback, so much so they were gifted with gerudo treasures, magical arrows with elemental power, which they will lend to Link on the premise he brings them back undamaged. they also both expect to be his queen.
where barry allen indirectly has been an accessory for rogue robberies on multiple occasions. the irony that he’s the flash is not lost on him
“hold the bag, bud” the weather wizard shouts under a squall of hail
barry rolls his eyes heavenward, another trip to the bank ruined. maybe one day he’ll open that savings account…
“sweetie - get the door” purrs the golden glider with her gun as barry finds himself in another armed robbery. he should have ordered iris’s gift of amazon instead - christmas shopping will never get done
having a dual identity has never been so frustrating
“allen - you’re a csi, why are you always part of these crime scenes?” barks captain singh wearily. barry shrugs helplessly, how was he supposed to know captain cold would rob the first national bank closest to jitters during the morning rush
@swingsetindecember, have you seen this recent post of mine? Great minds think alike ;)
But honestly, what a stroke of brilliance it would be to make a whole series of these with a bunch of different Rogues, ultimately culminating in the bank robbery that you mention here / which I describe in that post.
And c’mon, Len 100% planned it so Barry would be there when he robbed the bank. He was getting a little jealous annoyed that Barry kept getting wrapped up in other Rogues’ thefts and ventures without showing up at his own heists.
Barry is Not Thrilled when he learns Len did this on purpose and “I’m not trying to be an accessory to them!” but Len is having none of that. Stop raining on his fun, Barry, it’s his turn to enjoy messing up your average-civilian day.
imagine ccpd having a video of all the times barry allen was an accessory to a robbery
“like, here we have allen holding the door for golden glider - and in the next one, he gets carjacked by the pied piper”
and barry just slinks further down his chair. like there’s a wall in the precinct of days since barry allen was an accessory. like the da just has a box where they are like, yep, allen again. he was donating clothes and it turns out the diamond exchange across the street was being robbed. typical allen.
it gets to a point where rogues remember him. like “bank guy! how’s it been?”
barry allen actually knows the rogues better as barry allen rather than the flash
omfg.
Of course Hartley would do that (Hartley must know Barry’s identity, right? Even if the timeline where he was still a villain?).
Jumping into Barry’s carry to make a getaway would be genius, especially if it was in plain sight or if Barry was with another CSI at the time (since he doesn’t own a car, right? So maybe it’s the other CSI’s car?).
Barry and Hartley bickering the entire drive and Barry’s coworker just telling everyone back at the precinct like “Barry is the weirdest guy ever he wouldn’t stop pestering the Pied Piper I thought we were goners omg also don’t ever give Barry a ride the dude attracts criminals like honey attracts bees.”
Barry buys his coworker sympathy-flowers to apologize even though none of this is his fault.
The CCPD manages to bring in Mirror Master and Rosa sometime (probably with the Flash’s help) and Barry’s there at the precinct when they arrive to get processed and woo boy –
“It’s you!”
He stiffens up but Rosa keeps talking,
“The hottie from the diamond exchange!”
He just groans and half his coworkers start laughing. Sam is looking a little grumpy-jealous but then starts sizing Barry up, “aren’t you the guy who Snart kidnapped at the bank that one time?”
“He sure is!” one his the officers claps Barry on the Barry and Barry stumbles and winces because great, just great.
“Lisa said you were cute.” Now Scudder is giving him the elevator eyes and Rosa is smirking at her partner and nope nope - just. Nope. The Rogues need to stop flirting with him ASAP.
Especially because the last thing he needs is for Leonard to hear about it and decide he needs to up his game.
“I’ll be in my lab,” Barry says miserably and disappears upstairs, carefully avoiding looking at Joe, who’s shaking his head with suppressed laughter disapprovingly.
the rogues coming to a conclusion it’s not a successful heist if barry allen isn’t there. like, he’s their good luck charm. none of them draw the conclusion that he’s the flash.
“heist cutie was there, he held open the door, such a gentleman,” says rosa. sam actually smirks. heist cutie was adorable. even volunteered to be the hostage instead of a doddering old woman.
“heist cutie?” drawls len from his perch in the only wingback chair in the abandoned warehouse where he was cleaning his cold gun. sam and rosa usually avoided snart but this rogue safe house was the closest from their robbery.
“our good luck charm,” says rosa with a feral grin. “so dependable and sweet. like a puppy. really, he’s wasted with the ccpd”
“it’s any wonder he’s still employed” says sam, dumping their loot on the table in the center of the warehouse
“ccpd? a badge helped you” says len clearly interested but opting to be disinterested in the actual conversation. one of the reasons rosa prefered dealing with his sister. at least she was straight forward
“barry allen, i swear he’s our very own flash repellent” says sam while admiring the haul and missing the contemplative cold look len was shooting him
#and len gets jealous but also protective since barry’s secret is on the line#but the rogues actually like allen??? and it’s weird because pied piper carjacks barry all the time#usually in a ccpd vehicle
OMG dude yes.
len getting tense but wanting to throw off suspicion. except mick is there too and laughs, “sounds like our hostage from the bank.”
“same guy,” sam agrees, since barry already confirmed that. “he’s cute.”
len’s vein is about to start throbbing in his forehead. barry isn’t ‘cute’. well, he is, but len doesn’t ant sam calling him that. “we can’t all kidnap the same guy.”
“why not?” rosa drops onto the nearest couch with a sigh, happy to have her feet up. running in heels isn’t fun, okay?
“It’ll look suspicious.”
“i’m telling you, he’s our good luck charm,” sam complains. he hates arguing with snart. “even piper has a good luck charm for getaways.”
len knows the secret will come out anyway so, “yes. he does. his getaway kidnappee is also barry allen.”
“wha– the same barry? our barry?” rosa is… indignant. len glares at her.
“my barry.”
“your barry?” mick asks, “since when?”
“since i said so.”
and oh – then it’s a new rule. no kidnapping barry allen unless snart is there. a rule that the rogues promptly break, probably.
“hey heist buddy.”
“please don’t call me that, shawna.” barry really would like to not be tied up but here he is, in civilian clothes, with iris tied up next to him. all he wanted was to see the new exhibit at this museum, okay? have a nice evening with his bff. was that too much to ask? why were the Rogues even interested in this field of science?
“you should hear what rosa calls you. but don’t worry,” she winks, “i’m not allowed to take you hostage for the getaway. hartley’ll be so disappointed you’re not in the car with us though.”
“not… allowed?”
“boss’s new rule.”
“boss as in… captain cold.”
“mhmm.” she’s liberating a few pieces from their stands, disappearing and reappearing around the room.
“he’s made a rule. about kidnapping me.” barry is going to have #words with Leonard about that.
iris sighs and leans back against the wall they’re lined up against with the other hostages – all of whom are giving barry very weird looks. “your life, barr.”
“bye kids! i’ll tell the boss you say hello!” shawna blows a kiss at barry and disappears.
Okay, but have you considered the Rogues working out Snart and Barry are dating. Something was bound to give and it just happened to be that secret.
And the Rogues (except Hartley) conclude this is why Barry Allen is Flash repellant. Because Flash MUST have tried to rescue Allen only to find out the couple uses heists/kidnapping as foreplay. Snart is tight lipped on the matter but Barry totally blushes and stutters tellingly when confronted about it.
And now the Rogues refer to jobs as date nights (regardless of time of day) and Hartley makes all the snarky remarks as the only other Rogue in on the Flash identity secret.
#and then the Rogues find out Barry owns Star Labs#and the Rogues know Star Labs = Flash#which means Allen is Flash’s boss#no wonder Flash avoids Date Nights
David Singh is crying internally about plausible deniability and wondering how no one realizes that Barry is the Flash. He wonders how Barry doesn’t realize he knows. he thinks Joe realizes because one morning a bottle of whiskey with a bow on it appears with a note that says “i’m sorry my son is an idiot” in Joe’s handwriting.
Meanwhile the Rogues tease Barry about the Flash’s identity like “c’mon, you’re his boss” and Barry’s like “it doesn’t work like that he wears a mask and just asks us for help and that was back when wells owned the lab anyway and ohmygod Mark can you please untie me already doesn’t Leonard have a no kidnapping rule?”
“i’m just gift wrapping you, buddy” smirks mardon now that barry is trussed up between the guard rail of the museum balcony. the rest of the patrons had since fled when weather wizard crashed the exhibit opening.
barry sighs. “i’m not dating snart”
“not with that attitude, you aren’t” says peek-a-boo lifting one of the paintings from the wall
“please don’t steal in front of me. the da already hates my guts”
“aw, honey, just tell ‘em you were tied up” grins peek-a-boo. “perfect alibi”
barry wonders if he can vibrate out of the ropes to end his own misery
***
“tell me again, allen, why you were at the robbery?” snarls district attorney cecile horton pointing at the cctv footage displayed on the monitor in singh’s office.
“i was tied up,” replies barry.
“a feat that only you seem to fall into,” mutters another lawyer from horton’s entourage.
“and don’t get me started on leonard snart!” snaps horton. “can you go anywhere without ruining months of work to get him arrested? it ends up looking like entrapment!”
barry just sinks further into his chair. it doesn’t help that the officers in the bull pen are taking bets on whether horton or singh will kill allen first.
“it’s not like that! how was i supposed to know you were staking out saints & sinners!”
“good god, allen” mutters singh from the corner, rubbing his temples.
“it’s bad enough the rogues are making a farce out of the police by taking one of our own as hostage but being seen colluding with snart! the mayor’s office will not stand for this injustice,” says horton with a huff, her eyes boring into barry’s soul. barry felt guilty for everything. even the pen he stole from ramirez’s desk
“keep your house in order, singh. or the mayor will hear from me,” says horton before swanning out of the captain’s office with her entourage in tow.
“i wasn’t colluding. i barely even know snart-”
“allen, just shut up,” sighs singh. barry’s mouth clicks shut.
#and barry gives snart the cold shoulder
len had been planning this heist off and on for the better part of a month. he had the timings down to the second. all that was missing was the flash.
who was late.
later, than usual.
“are we still doing this?” grumbles mick from driver’s side of the nondescript van. len’s leaning on the hood looking at his watch
“are you getting cold feet, brother dear?” asks lisa when len ignored his partner’s question. “i’m sure the flash doesn’t mean to be this late”
len jaw twitches at the mere implication that barry allen is standing him up on a heist that took a month to plan.
“to be honest, i bet he’s busy running off to save allen. that kid’s probably gotten nabbed by scudder and dillon,” says mick flicking his lighter with a smirk knowing len tensed at the mention of mirror master
“say that again, mick” grounds out len looking like he swallowed a bitter lemon.
“you know, allen? the doc’s kid? mardon trussed him up for the pickings when he and shawna boosted that van gogh last night” says mick, idly waiting for his friend’s reaction. “i don’t think scudder got the memo about not taking hostages. allen apparently has become a favourite.”
“that’s just peachy” says len with a click of his gun before dramatically storming off, heist forgotten. mick and lisa exchange a knowing look.
“just so we’re clear, we’re going to have to live with this,” sighs lisa watching her brother walk off into the night.
“yeah - until he pulls his head out of his ass” agrees mick, sagely.
“oh absolutely,” says lisa.
“we need to talk.”
len looks up from his carefully balanced lounging on the couch (legs up on the back) at the sudden entrance of one Barry Allen into his warehouse. Where he’s alone. He wonders if Barry scoped the place out first, because he’s not in his Flash suit.
either way, Len stands up and puts his magazine aside, crosses his arms. “i heard you were all tied up.”
barry scowls, “and then some. that’s why i’m here. you need to get them to stop. i’m this close to losing my job.”
len narrows his eyes. “so stop showing up in civilian clothes to heists.”
“wha – i’m not planning this! this isn’t a thing I do on purpose! the rogues are stalking me!”
he wasn’t planning this? that’s news to Len, who figured with how many times it had happened… could it really be coincidence? “why would my rogues stalk you?”
“you tell me!”
he opens his mouth, about to inform barry of his ‘good luck charm’ status (but no doubt he already knows that?) when a thought occurs to him and he clicks his mouth closed again.
he’s going to kill those bastards.
“what?” barry asks to his silence.
“nothing.”
“you look ready to murder.”
“i am ready to murder.”
“…leonard?”
he wishes he had any better way to say this. “they’re playing… matchmaker.”
“i…oh.”
to his surprise, barry doesn’t seem so surprised at all. in fact, he’s scratching the back of his head and muttering ‘told mark we weren’t dating’ under his breath.
len arches his eyebrow. “they told you?”
“no! no not so… much. mark might’ve hinted. and… shawna probably thought that was a date with iris, and rosa seems jealous sometimes and– wow. all of them have hinted. hartley’s comments… oh that suddenly makes sense.”
and now he blushes, of course. len itches to show Piper the business side of his gun for whatever salacious comments he made, but also sort of wants to thank him because now he’s been gifted with the sight of a flustered barry allen putting something together inside his head.
“i’ll call them off. make them plan heists that don’t involve stalking your social life.”
“right. um. thanks. or–.”
“or?”
“never mind.”
“Barry?”
he looks nervous, casting a glance to the side. “i just– y’know, they might stop if we actually…”
len steps around the coffee table, trying to hold himself in check. “Actually?” he prompts, because barry seems to be warring with himself internally. he’s always rushing in, so to see him conflicted is a bit new to len, really.
“my job–”
“the rogues can keep a secret.” that sounded too eager. len glares at barry because it’s obviously his fault.
and barry scoffs. “yeah right.”
“they can when i make them.”
barry swallows. “i want to keep my job. but i also think i might want…” he steps forward and len forgets to breathe for a second because barry allen planted a flutter-light kiss right on his lips, hands gentle on the sides of len’s face before retreating.
he’s grinning. of course he is. he’s barry allen. he looks dazzling. len is going to murder the rogues and then resurrect them to thank them.
“tell them to stop kidnapping me and maybe we can see where this goes.”
My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.
this is often because when you’ve submitted something (like fanfiction to ao3) it will be in a different font, size and framing than in your word processor. The text will look different in the new environment so your brain stops skipping what looks familiar (like a typo that has been there since the beginning).
So, tip: revise your work in a different font and size. I guarantee you’ll catch more typos and mistakes than otherwise.
For all my writers (ones I follow and the ones that thankfully follow me)
just finished Sexy Brutale and just gotta say
fucking shit that twist ending!!!!!
i won’t spoil anything here, but my god, did not see that coming
great game would play again
though i kinda wish the last segment included running through the entire day in a really intricately planned session to make sure everyone lives instead of having that as a sort of cutscene
but what if the ghost is from the zombie?
wasn’t expecting to stumble into a horror story plot while going to class at ass o'clock in the morning today
so Spider-Man HC Trailer 2...
just saw the new trailer and I wanna flail a little bit
Tony taking Peter’s new suit back. It forcing Peter to prove to himself that he can be Spider-Man without Tony or the suit or the Avengers supporting him just like he did when he started out. Seeing Peter in action in a ragtag realistic high school student version of the Spider-Man Suit without any spandex!
I really love Peter’s ‘homemade’ costume.
And how (I hope) it will be used to show Peter’s growth as a hero and a person; going from cocky and using his safety net with the Avengers/Tony and always trying to be like Iron Man to confident in himself as a hero and in doing the right thing in his own way no matter if it means going against the wishes of others or other heroes.
Both the Vulture and the Shocker as the main villains. Underappreciated villains as the first true villains for Marvel’s Spider-Man!
The Vulture probably creating his supervillain suit presumably to protect his family from something. Or to better rob places and provide for his family and not get caught since there’s all these heroes that can take down normal crooks.
Peter having at least one friend who knows he’s Spider-Man and isn’t:
a. dating him
b. secretly a villain
c. a superhero on the side
(probably)
Zendaya playing Michelle who might be a strightly friendly character to Peter Parker as opposed to a romantic interest like Liz Allan.
As a side note is the beginning of the trailer implying that Peter was naked in that alleyway to change into his outfit?
AND the Vulture is holding up Peter WITHOUT HIS MASK ON. He knows Peter’s face so he must know Peter’s identity.
So that line (that may or may not come from the same conversation- who knows with trailer editing and cuts) about “I’ll do anything to protect my family... I know you know what I’m talking about.” The Vulture knows about Peter and his Aunt and how he’s trying to keep her safe.
Just so many emotions and ways it can play out. Will Vulture go after May? Will Vulture be decent and leave May out of it? Will Peter believe his Aunt is safe if Vulture doesn’t go after her? Will Vulture and Shocker be able to come back in later movies? Or will Tony drag their asses off to a ‘mysterious prison’ where they’ll ‘disappear’ never to be seen from again?
Kitchen nightmares
UK version: Gordon Ramsay is here to fix your fucking restaurant.
US version: Gordon Ramsay is here to fix your fucking restaurant,your fucking marriage,your fucking parenthood,your fucking family relatives,your fucking social relations,your fucking psychological diseases,your whole fucking life in just 4 days.
UNITE
AU where Captain Cold and the Flash don’t know each other’s identities
And Barry is dating this cute engineer called Leonard Snart
LMAO PLS
Though it’d be kind of difficult for Barry /not/ to know. Cold literally wears a parka and goggles. His voice is the same. He probably has the same affinity for horrible puns as his boyfriend.
Im still 100% on board for this, though. The reveal would be so terrible.
Totally cracky kind of direction but, Barry totally knows but pretends not to because plausible deniability. Or better yet they both know but both pretend not to because ehhhh they’ll deal with tomorrow or something. So when they big “reveal” happens in front of everybody they both have to pretend to be shocked and its hilariously bad.
I’m crying
Like they both somehow manage to work it out at different times. But don’t tell each other. Leading to shenanigans. Both trying to convince the other to stay in the flat tonight for increasingly elaborate reasons.
But when they’re unmasked in front of everyone (somehow) they’re just like ‘woah. Noooo. Shock. Surprise. What a shame. Can you pick up dinner tonight?’
