ikea meatballs

-boots with the fur-

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[insecuregodcomplex]

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up

[invinciblerodent]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[princessmo]

cinephile? yeah i'd fuck a movie

[tvarchive]

SUCESSION 2.04- ‘Safe Room’

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[allsadnshit]

I need to pull myself together in a very very very kind way

[exitwound]

how is it almost 2025 i didn’t even get a chance to exhale the breath i took in 2024 yet

[exitwound]

does anyone know if we get to exhale in 2025

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[kosmogrl]

[zinesbycee]

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

[funstyle]

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

mitigate!

[endlessdeuce]

Y'ALL THE HOUSE IS STILL IN PLAY REMEMBER HOW BIG A DEAL IT WAS TO WIN THE HOUSE IN 2018 IT'S STILL POSSIBLE

[wanchotheponcho]

Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳

[virtualgirladvance]

happy birthday alan!!!!

[wizardshark]

High level physics is so fucked up it's indistinguishable from epic level magic

[worthless-mess]

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired