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He should have a parenthesis around the 230-220 or else in the order of operations would default to 220x0.5, thus making the equation 230-110=120

funkyness

that's the joke actually!

"5!" with the exclamation point is a factorial, so 5!=5x4x3x2x1=120

retroactivebakeries

#ah. you are mother fucker?

staff

Thanks to CEO Jeff D'Onofrio for his 8 years at Tumblr. He was here for everything from the skeleton war to the Ever Given, but now he’ll be listening to the music playing from another room. ❤️

adoraweisz

oh tumblr…

langernameohnebedeutung

zvaigzdelasas

mckitterick

this feels relevant

mckitterick

art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard

mckitterick

found this new term over at Urban Dictionary

massacre-girlypop

Calling people who refuse to wear masks a rat-licker from now on.

writing-prompt-s

A summoned demon can always be defeated by the summoner, thus the caliber of demon is dependent on the power of the summoner. You were surprised to see Satan Himself stood before you, and so was He.

piglii

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

piglii

FOUND IT

andmaybegayer

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

andmaybegayer

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

piglii

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

a-third-attempt

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

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morwenpost

That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

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mickeydraws

- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing - Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title - they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason. - copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart - Blendo is in the robot hall of fame - Blendo is too strong and powerful

rocketverliden

Blendo cannot be stopped.

torpidgilliver

bonus fact: grant imahara also had a competitive robot named deadblow that would just fucking. hammer the shit out of other robots

peppermintquartz

fun fact shared by Adam Savage:

NSync was touring the ILM workshop (during the making of the Star Wars prequels). The model makers were used to big name visitors and had been told not to interact with the guests.

NSync (without Timberlake at the time) were admiring the models when suddenly they shouted “DEADBLOW!!” when they saw the robot in the workshop, and then they saw Grant, and proceeded to lose their collective minds. They were all fans of Battlebots and took pics with him.

NSync, one of the biggest boybands of the 90s, fanboyed over Grant Imahara.

tainbocuailnge

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bone-and-brawn

official-lucifers-child

no no that’s a bop, i love it

flightyfinch

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tell me something nice

kyraneko

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

kyraneko

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

mirage358

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

tomatobeans-blog

theladytrickster

My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing

transfemininomenon

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?

lightdrizzel

- The baffled king, composing

devildaisies

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

devildaisies

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve

devildaisies

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

devildaisies

BE NICE TO ME

writing-prompt-s

The summoned hero was neither a fighter nor a magic caster. He called himself a “new-clee-ar fizz-izz-ist” whatever that means. Now he has sent you to collect a special rock for him. Why he would need a rock, you will never know, but he even gave you a device that clicks when you find it.

trekfaerie

calware

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

calware

araccoonthatlikesmurder

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

lizluvscupcakes

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

calware

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

calware

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

nerves-nebula

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok.

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this