The First KrazyFingers

Hi there! I'm Rebecca I like steampunk, doctor who, markiplier, yamimash, roosterteeth and achievement hunter!

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[augustsun]

GI JOEEEEEE

[etrosgate]

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

[theultravioletcatastrophe]

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

[kingknife-deactivated20200302]

FUCK

[pure]

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

[stripesandteeth]

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

[drawyourocslikethis]

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

[tamhonksss]

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

[weaponizedhorse]

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

[moriahari]

The ancient times

[masqueraccoon]

Llamas with Hats

[stokerbramwell]

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

[saint-batrick]

I WILL NOT BE HAPPY UNTIL “MR T ATE MY BALLS (1995)” MAKES THESE LISTS.

[cipheramnesia]

Where is Yatta?

[cipheramnesia]

Happatai - Yatta

[jenroses]

I cannot believe you left off the dancing baby.

[prismatic-bell]

I’m shocked I don’t see Get Down on here.

Well, it is now.

[segamascott]

[mwestbelle]

tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

[krazyfinger]

So now, being a manager at the hotel where I was previously front desk is so odd, like I'm here during the day now. But so is the other front desk person, and I'm kinda sitting in the office trying to stay busy but I already did all the paperwork I needed to and leaned the desk. So now I am reading online while listening to music.

Im not sure what else I can do.

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[ixtaek]

[oldfilmsflicker]

[crowbone]

[homunculus-argument]

Once you've been on tumblr for long enough, you'd be immune to culture shock for being isekai'd. There's no fantasy world bizarre enough that you'd really be surprised by anything, it's just "oh that's how you do things around here". You could get whisked away to the Land of Oz and see nothing you couldn't shrug off. You're already used to the concpt that anything you say might prompt the sudden appearance of a living, talking straw man who shows up out of nowhere to sing you a song about how they don't have a brain.

[homunculus-argument]

"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

[krazyfinger]

just almost had a heart attack at work.

I work at a hotel and during the night shift I wanted a snack and decided to plug in the old(ish) waffle maker, and didnt think of anything when it took forever to heat up. (FYI the hotel i work at is falling apart and the owner doesnt care to fix anything)

So once it is heated up I make a couple of waffles and go to turn it off, then I noticed it kinda sparked when I did. Then I took a look at the outlet and I saw that there was a lil bit if singe on it, but after looking closer I saw that one of the FREAKING prongs from the waffle maker was still in there.

Now I was running to the breaker to try and turn off the one to that outlet, but as its a hotel there are like 100 of them! So I flipped all the ones that were labeled for the kitchen and ran back hoping it was off.

It was not. so I used the rubber end of some pliers I found, ( I know better then to try and pull shit stuck in an outlet when it still has electricity) and once I got it most of the way out I grabbed it with my fingers.

But OMG was that panic inducing.

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[gallusrostromegalus]

New type of Sitting In Chair Wrong unlocked!,

[parkchanwoohoo]

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

[yekkes]

Big fan of this, too

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[viralfrog]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

ah yes, lasagna

[yharnamsnewslug]

He doesn't show her face. He tries not to laugh at a basic question so she's not embarrassed. Films his reaction, and is so kind. This is SUCH a good video.