[fangirlonmain]

the widespread use of Soulcasters make me so nervous because they don't appear to operate on the principle of equivalent exchange

[kyo-the-windrunner]

*Laughs like this guy:*

[do-not-u-dare]

“Only [gender] will understand this” WRONG! Summon the brick I have a face to smash in

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Me whenever I see those stupid boys vs girls memes.

[marzscreamz]

hot take: the phrase “there is no platonic explanation for that” fucking sucks, bc it not only hurts aromatic people, but also emphasizes the ‘friends can’t be too close’ this can either be rooted in homophobia or sexism

[homunculus-argument]

If you die in your sleep, your spirit doesn't leave this world before you'd normally wake up. You're not in your body when you're asleep, anyway, so while you're dreaming you'll have no idea that your body stopped breathing four hours ago. You don't go before you're done with the dream. You can linger, all the way until your alarm rings and you get tugged straight to hell.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Well, getting dragged straight to hell is what happens when my alarm rings anyway so...

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

[kyo-the-windrunner]

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

[carter-kanes-blog]

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Im still a human teen but I'd count getting rid of my opponent for the entire length of my life to be a victory

[kyo-the-windrunner]

It would be if you weren't becoming the Vessel of a Shard of Adonalsium and therefore immortal.

[carter-kanes-blog]

Im not one yet and therefore still very much mortal i might become immortal but that is only after this challenge is concluded

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Makes sense. As the expert here, how long do you think it would take a being that can teleport to known or seen locations and has a variable energy output canon that can function as an orbital bombardment weapon to get out?

[carter-kanes-blog]

Not quick enough considering that you have to move through the houses with the hours of night and the distance is far more metaphysical then physical

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Aw Rusts. Ok. Welp, plan B; rip a hole out of here.

It must take energy to open a portal to here, much like a portal to Shadesmar in the cosmere. Therefore you can use energy to make a portal out, you just would need to get the right wavelength so to speak. And I could probably get a good idea of what sent me here, so I'll try to reverse engineer it with my Angel Arm and get out.

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

[kyo-the-windrunner]

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

[carter-kanes-blog]

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Im still a human teen but I'd count getting rid of my opponent for the entire length of my life to be a victory

[kyo-the-windrunner]

It would be if you weren't becoming the Vessel of a Shard of Adonalsium and therefore immortal.

[carter-kanes-blog]

Im not one yet and therefore still very much mortal i might become immortal but that is only after this challenge is concluded

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Makes sense. As the expert here, how long do you think it would take a being that can teleport to known or seen locations and has a variable energy output canon that can function as an orbital bombardment weapon to get out?

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

[kyo-the-windrunner]

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

[carter-kanes-blog]

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Im still a human teen but I'd count getting rid of my opponent for the entire length of my life to be a victory

[kyo-the-windrunner]

It would be if you weren't becoming the Vessel of a Shard of Adonalsium and therefore immortal.

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

[kyo-the-windrunner]

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

[carter-kanes-blog]

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

[carter-kanes-blog]

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

[kyo-the-windrunner]

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[carter-kanes-blog]

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[carter-kanes-blog]

The Egyptian god you absolute imbecile can't you see the bird head

And no but just in case draws the eye of horus and the shen

[carter-kanes-blog]

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oop sorry. Shit hit the fan irl and I forgot about this.

Welp, having not read the Kane Chronicles I will go with a trusty option. *pulls out modified .45 long colt and attempts to shoot both your shoulders*

[icarus-is-lost]

one of my mutuals is an irl of mine and isnt in any of the fandoms im in and so when i make cosmere posts she genuinely thinks im insane.

evryone add something something cosmere related make her confused

[requillion]

Hoid's neglected flute

Sanderlanche

Shallan and Adolin's hypothetical multicolour-haired children

Bridgeboy

"How do you poop?"

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Magic Murder Railroad spikes

Old Iron Eyes

Frost

"Slut"

Chull Head

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[carter-kanes-blog]

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Oh Damn.

Wait is the Warhammer 40k Horus or Ancient Egyptian Horus?

Either way sure I'll take the first hit *becomes my pfp* are you perchance familiar with Trigun?

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!

[kyo-the-windrunner]

Ah fuck I missed that someone else had called dibs oops mb.

I would like to humbly place a secondary dibs on Valor.

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mizeress]

Okay, taking things seriously now. Shard allotment spreadsheet is a go - everybody get your bids in now!

There are still 11 shards unaccounted for, and challengers are allowed!

[1kit]

I call Invention.

[mizeress]

This is what I've got. Let me know if I'm missing anything or if you'd like to claim/challenge for a shard!

[leahthetincan]

if dominion is open can I please have it?

[mizeress]

It is indeed open! With dominion now claimed, remaining unclaimed now is Odium, Honor, and Ambition.

[humanfox030]

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

[humanfox030]

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

[humanfox030]

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

[humanfox030]

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

[inferno-the-skywing]

NUTMEG IS RAYSE'S SECRET PISS POOL????

@humanfox030, WHAT?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Fundamentally unholy sentence

[nooneinnportant]

I feel like I just walked in on two siblings having sex. What the hell is going on here?

Also, if someone hasn't already, can I pretty please get Ambition?

[kyo-the-windrunner]

I call dibs on Valor!