Briar Bee

23 📖📖 southern lesbian they/them clowndyke fanfic obsessed burlesque stoner freak 💕💕 melungeon/cherokee/scotchirish 🌸🌸 'storybook witch core' 🌙🌙 multi fandom (all of them) 🍃🍃 physical media/whimsigoth/fat fashion 🪻🪻 (header is my art) (stuff I make is tagged #ladybeecreates)

[hornetdlc]

the thing with transphobia directed at nonbinary people is that like. it is ultimately rooted in misogyny. people will see nonbinary as "woman lite" or "embarrassing man who needs to be shamed back into masculinity" and any interaction where they make fun of nonbinary people is basically tinted by that. insults leveraged at nonbinary people are often about how incompetent they are, not knowing their place, being too sensitive/tender, being delusional about the way the world works. which are misogynistic points. but anyway.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

although shane thinks he’s an ilya enabler because he only knows boyfriend ilya he never saw ilya drunk driving through the streets of boston at 3 am with marly snorting coke off some girl’s tits in the backseat to celebrate a hat trick he thinks he’s enabling ilya by like getting him macdonalds for breakfast

[semi-artomatic]

this is not enough.

club scene screencap redraw

6.5 hours : procreate

[depsidase]

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

god reading old feminist theory is wild because you'll be nodding along and then they break out the old "lesbians doing bdsm is misogyny because that's man stuff" chestnut

[annabelle--cane]

why are all PSAs about internet safety aimed at kids on here so goddamn mean. "you dumb fucking idiot you're gonna get doxxed and it'll be all your fault because you were stupid and posted identifying info" <- say anything else, literally anything else. as we all know, children famously respond really really well to adults shaming and insulting them "for their own good" and this never backfires or causes new problems. wait hmm what was that *receives information over my earpiece* oh no

[ladybriarbee]

I miss the days of PBS kids' gentle reminders to take care of your internet privacy. Everything is so mean or nonexistent at this point.

[mephistopheles]

um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[dumbass-writer]

As much as I love my hc that the raiders don’t put together the Shane/jane thing until years after hollanov are married- I equally love my hc that they knew but just didn’t give a fuck like roz is theirs and if he loves a man so be it (even if that man is Shane fucking Hollander I know they were seething after every accusation that Hollander would take it easy on them after vividly remembering how insane he would get during games)

[pansyfemme]

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

[pansyfemme]

doing point and click adventure shit to his pussy

[clytemnestraaa]

i’m sorry u can ask me all the questions u want about the other game changer characters but the only answer you will ever find is that i don’t know anything about them and haven’t read their books and i just don’t care. here’s my impressions. this is all you will EVER get.

scott - the killer

kip - the person writing to serial killers in prison

ryan - ginger. maybe trans if tumblr has anything to say about it.

fabian - opening for lestat

eric - i think theres a guy named eric somewhere in here but i don’t know who he is or what he does

harris - i am a fan if only because he seems like the only one who could survive game of thrones

troy - bummer

luca - stuart little

kyle - is there a kyle in here i think there might be a kyle. or a peter. anyways.

[pretty-fishy]

I truly hope the TV show adapts my favourite scene in all of game changer books where Ilya comes out to Troy, Troy immediately asks about Shane and Ilya responds by walking away faster

10/10 response, definitely threw him off the scent

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[a-pigeons-soliloquy]

Later that week, Shane offers to make them both tea, and returns from the kitchen with two mugs. Ilya doesn't think anything of it at first, until he notices that his mug says #1 dog brother

Shane, meanwhile, is innocently drinking from Ilya's beloved #1 dog dad mug. Naturally, Ilya is mortally offended and tries to steal the mug back from Shane, only for Shane to click his tongue and jokingly tell him "bad dog"

And, well. That sure awakens Something in Ilya

And this is the story of how they get into pet play lol

[evilwizard]

just remembered that i genuinely googled “world’s largest diamond” and “famous cursed gems” yesterday. just my #evilwizardlifestyle

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

Recession Indicator

[evilwizard]

…..maybe