Lakitu-Offical

New (hopefully) officalverse blog. Here to help.

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[lakitu-offical]

Heyy

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

definitely not ao3

[dr-pepper-offical]

Dr. Pepper

[skyan-official]

skyan

[evilpineapple-offical]

Evil Pineapple

[shah4139-offical]

shah4139

[ati-official]

Ati

[dad-jokes-official]

dad jokes.

[fox-offical]

fox.

[united-states-offical]

i don't know why i do this to myself.

and that is the FIFTH PAGE, IN PT 5 FONT

i also plan to sort it by category

[imightbeafaerie-official-offical]

I wanna be on there too!! 🥺

Also why are you typing out every single offic(i)al?

[united-states-offical]

you’re actually in the screenshot!!

why am I doing this? well, several reasons:

1) I saw a post of someone trying to follow every offical and noticed that they were missing a few that I knew

2) there are too many of us wtf

3) autistic reasons

you might also be asking about the weird way I was typing it out, and that’s just because it was 10pm and I was being yelled at to go to sleep at that point :D

[coffee-shop-offical]

Ooh am I on there? (Prolly not js curious)

[united-states-offical]

now you are! if you know any other niche officals i should add please let me know!!

[nug-offical-deactiv]

am i

[coffee--spill]

[sleep-offical]

am i there?

[eldritch-crows-official]

I should be there

[lakitu-offical]

I wanna be there

[villain-offical]

Officalverse infection au

[taph-fan-offical]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how dead am I

Probably very

[agoodname1]

0 cause you're amazing.

[villain-offical]

One hundred cause it's gonna fucking get you 🫵

[the-pineapple-offical]

Am fine right 😰

[oppossum-offical]

ykw fuck it I'm gonna write my first fanfic on the OFFICAL verse, who wants in. def an infection au

magic power stuff

also @eredin-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @satan-offical and @7-eleven-offical are automatically in it

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Why am I automatically in it at the same level as those people I’m scared.

[oppossum-offical]

wait, your not a part of the big OFFICAL verse people????/???????????????? /srs

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I wouldn’t say I’m a big offical, no.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

@oppossum-offical can i be I'm it? Ples

[oppossum-offical]

maybe if I can give you a cool power but idk what ur character would have

[plague-doctor--offical]

ooooh can I be in?

[belphegor-offical]

I want in! Will probably die quickly as I'm tired and slow but I still want in

[eldritch-crows-official]

We kinda can't die

[lakitu-offical]

@oppossum-offical may I be in it?

[lakitu-offical]

get mentioned

@eldritch-crows-official

[eldritch-crows-official]

@lakitu-offical get mentioned

[lakitu-offical]

@theseus-offical

[lakitu-offical]

get mentioned

@eldritch-crows-official

[lakitu-offical]

@eldritch-crows-official

[belphegor-offical]

Officals! Reblog with the reason you chose your name.

Mine is bcus I'm awful at switching between blogs and being inactive is in character for the Sin of Sloth.

Also one of the only deadly sins that wasn't already taken and I wanted to be one of them

Tags bcus I wanna see at least a few replies:

@satan-offical @odd-masked-man-offical @lemon-offical @da-police-offical @evil-duck-offical @evil-bread-offical @asbestos-official @homosexuality-offical

[someone-official]

Mod -

I chose this name because @no-one-offical followed my main and I wanted to have the ability to ragebait him without using my main, so I became the opposite of No-One; Someone!

In the end, I did succeed. And now, Someone has Lore and shit :)

@burning-britain-official @an-angel-offical @babyopossum-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @salamander-offical @breadcrumb-offical @eredin-offical @evilpineapple-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical + open tags

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Uh idk, ask sapkowski cause I didn't make up eredin he did

@breadcrumb-offical

[sandofficial]

Because I really like sand and it turns my brain off.

Np tags *u*

@astronaut-offical @constellations-offical @moth-offical @hobbylobby-official

[astronaut-offical]

There are a couple of reasons.

One of them is that I really wanted to be a "humanoid" offical. Idk if human-offical was already taken or what, but I ultimately chose astronaut because it is a human.

(At least partially, iykyk).

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @snail-offical @apocalyptic-endings @awesome-sauce-offical @velzote-velhi-azote-nitrogen @darkness-offical @light-offical @constellations-offical

Open tags :]

[snail-offical]

I just wanted something I could be silly with

and snail was the first thought of

plus I just like snails :)

@sea-slug-offical @greek-mythology-nerd-offical @isopod-offical

[lakitu-offical]

just wanted to

[lakitu-offical]

Take a peek through a hole in the multiverse it leads to the officsnailverse or snailfficalverse (name is being worked on)

yayy

[snail-offical]

Not so slowly making a list of officals to turn into snails

[horror-movie-offical]

Is this a reference to a story by junji ito I forgot the name but is it that?

[lakitu-offical]

can u snail me plz

[satan-offical]

The Lonely Supper

[goldenbunny30]

Satan is alone. We gotta insert ourselves here now (with permission ofc) /j

[satan-offical]

Of course you may

[no-one-offical]

THAT'S MY CHILD! wait is that my child? I have 46 children. hard to keep track.

*flipping through pages*

Nope that's not my child... ahem...

THAT'S MY MOOTIE!!

[lakitu-offical]

Yeah, so I'm joining the dinner. As well as fluffy the cloud.

[nalahoney]

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

Please

[m3rr1c4t]

why not

[cr1ms0n-gh0st114]

I wann see the things people ask so I can give a rather goofy answer

[alien-in-washington]

:D

[not-so-single-official]

Ahem soooo am I just apart of the officialverse now? Is that all I had to do?

@satan-offical

[eldritch-crows-official]

Yes, you shall meet us first, we are a murder of eldritch crows, we consume reality itself, but we shall not devour yours, it seems you already have enough problems.

[lakitu-offical]

And I'm just a little guy who likes to help drivers. And steal some stuff for fluffy.

[plus-boy-len-offical]

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!

[maomao-apothecary-offical]

I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.

uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags

[mr-clean-offical]

im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk

uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags

[astracaedes]

s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞

=3

tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official

[zeta-finnish]

ＪＵＤＧＥＭＥＮＴ！ ＊Ｍｉｎｏｓ Ｐｒｉｍｅ ａｔｔａｃｋ＊

tags: @epitaphisaniceword @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @roseisgoat @yourunusalartist @sewing-threatx3 @dadaromance-azii @aliensatemysocks @kermitthebomber-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @no-one-offical @kashregister14 @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @confusedfroggirl

Die.

[lakitu-offical]

I'd win by either a race (or i could just get the kid on my fishing pole and drop em off the track) what was that? Must've been the wind

[neneloafsune]

Hey guys I have been thinking of maybe doing a manga for the officalverse

Would you guys enjoy that?

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

FUCK YEAHHHHH

@satan-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @library-of-purgatory-offical

[laciffo-natas]

If you do it, you gotta give me and @da-police-offical an angsty homosexual love arc

[not-offical-offical]

@unshipper-offical

[horror-movie-offical]

wait but that could be peak it needs to have at least some yaoi/yuri

[lakitu-offical]

banger idea

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

Happy Christmas Adam

[tocamos]

happy Christmas adam

[flickering-leaves]

Happy Christmas Adam to all who celebrate!

[bowcard]

happy christmas adam @thatgayoctopus

[thatgayoctopus]

Happy Christmas me <3

[adam--official]

FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS

[onion-opinions-offical]

HAPPY CHRISTMAS ADAM!!!!

[pond-scum-offical]

…. .- .–. .–. -.– / -.-. …. .. … - – .- … / .- -.. .- – / -.-.– -.-.– -.-.–

[algae122]

happy Christmas adam

[lakitu-offical]

Happy Christmas Adam, everyone. Hopefully the drivers on the track are generous with their jump tricks this year.

[paleontology-offical]

OTHER OFFICIALS NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @uranium-offcial @chickfila-official @chipotle-offical @coke-offical @christmas-offical @pepsi-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @fantasy-offical @fanta-offical @jellyfish-official @journalism-offical @james-offical @joy-and-whimsy-official @da-police-offical @doxxer-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @yuri-offical @dinosaur-official @no-one-offical

NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEE

[horror-movie-offical]

I notice you don’t worry

[lakitu-offical]

I notice