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shane finding out other people think of him as a sexual being
shane finding out other people don't think of him as a sexual being
Rookie Ilya did try to pull Scott Hunter but Scott thought that it was gay chicken and unlike Shane did not take the bait.
And this is why everyone in Game Changer kept asking Scott Hunter if he was with Rozanov. Because Ilya was Not Subtle. But everyone also thought it was a joke. So now they’re chirping Scott- “it’s not Roz right? Hahahahh”
There is potential here for Scott to have made some comment about being too old for Roz during this and Ilya has been inspired to make sure he remembers this comment for the rest of his career.
genAI companies are now buying up rare and antique books so they can scan them and use them to train their AI. then they're destroying the books afterward.
AI companies are quietly obtaining rare books, ingesting their contents, and then destroying them -- even if they're exceedingly rare.
they've had to face settlements against stealing from current authors, so they'll just go for the old books now. they're also doing this so they have the only copies of rare books.
they're taking water, power, natural resources for their data centers. they steal. they're book burning, essentially. i'm just so angry, i'm at a loss right now.
hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u
Ok but Cliff Marlow somehow managing to get into Ilya's phone after the Tunameltdown in the middle of the Hollandry crashout, and getting Montreal Jane's number.
The entire Boston roster piling behind Marly as he types, trying to decide what to say that could save them because their captain has been possessed by the spirit or a soviet military trainer with knife shoes and if they are forced to make double bagskates again they will either puke or die or both.
So Shane Hollander wakes up one day to a message from an unknown number like "Hello Miss Jane ma'am this is Clifford Marlow I don't know if you have heard of me I am sorry to be a bother I'm just wondering if you could give my good friend Ilya another chance, I promise that whatever he did he won't do again, we will help we will teach him to cook and clean and do laundry and he will cook you the best sandwiches ever if you only give him a chance only if you want of course if it's not too much of a bother Miss Jane please and thank you" and he goes through the seven stages of grief in like 4 seconds before it's even 7am. They manage to add the link to a very big spa gift card that they all chipped in to buy because at that point they're desperate.
You know, I absolutely think there's a version of Shane who, after thinking long and hard about what he wants to do after retirement, sits his parents and Ilya down and tells them that after all the bullshit he and Ilya just went through in their last few years of playing, what he really wants is to be the new MLH Commissioner. He's already got a 10-year plan ready to go. God only knows if he'll actually do it, but he's going to give it a damn good go.
Au where taste by Sabrina carpenter is out when Shane and Rose break up and Shane tells Rose about his situationship and how they're back together and maybe are serious. And because Shane is asshole4asshole in all his relationships Rose posts an Instagram reel to Taste wearing Shane's jersey.
So, Hollanov toddler fic where, for whatever reason, Irina and Ilya are at the same airport as Shane and his parents.
Irina is having a stilted conversation with one of the airport workers, maybe her tickets are wrong because they've seated her five year old away from her, I don't fly so whatever.
Anyway Ilya is bored and doesn't really understand the conversation anyway so he's looking around and notices Shane, who saw a dog and wandered away from his parent because he wanted to pet it and forgot that he should say something about the dog and wanting to pet it, something something mostly nonverbal Shane.
So Shane realizes that he can't find his parents or the doggy and starts to cry and well, no one really cares about one crying toddler when they have flights to catch, except Ilya decides that he's going to help this kid, so he goes over and gets babyShane to stop crying and tells him he'll help in his very limited English and takes his hand to take him back to Irina but they can't find her so they go on an adventure through the airport trying to find either of their parents.
Eventually Shane remembers the bording gate he and his parents were going to and they go off to find it, they get there and Ilya is helping Shane climb onto a seat but Shane won't stand on it because you're not supposed to do that, that's a bad thing and Shane's already been bad enough in his eyes today so Ilya is standing on the chair looking for two people that look like Shane because the concept of parents not looking like their kids is foreign to him.
However, they are only little and airports, adventures and new friends are exhausting, so eventually Ilya sits down in the chair and curls up with Shane and they fall asleep together sharing the same chair.
They are found by an airport worker who reports it but doesn't want to wake the children so they wait while the parents are located and brought over and while Yuna meets Irina David is taking a dozen pictures of the two on his camera.
However they do still have flights to catch and while Ilya doesn't wake up when Irina untangled him Shane does and wails the entire way to the bording gate and through most of their flight before he passes out from exhaustion.
Unfortunatly Shane asks for Ilya almost everyday for a year because he's his bestest friend and he helped him find his parents but neither David nor Yuna thought to get anything more than Irina's name, they didn't think their son would fixate on a boy he knew for a handful of hours so deeply.
Ilya also asks for Shane but well, he's no stranger to not getting things he wants so his asking doesn't last nearly as long.
Of course, David never got the pictures from that trip developed, at least not until after the Hollanov wedding, and he finds a handful of pictures of his kid with another kid (who he does eventually recognize as Ilya but not immediatly) curled up in an airport chair and thinks that looks familiar and realized that it's the same exact way Ilya and Shane curl up together on the couch or loveseat when they are over watching a movie.
And maybe there is a picture or two of Irina collecting a sleeping Ilya and of him sleeping on her shoulder before they leave.
And David wonders if maybe, just maybe they were meant to find one another.
He does, of course, use the pictures to embarass them at one of their anniverseries when Harris is asking aboit the Hollanov Timeline, David has the gleeful pleasure of saying that Ilya and Shane are both wrong as he whips the pictures out and says they were meant for each other long before Rookie season or the summer before and thus causes a breakdown in most of the team and their partners but also unlocks that memory for Ilya and Shane.
Something something, we'll make our way back to eachother no matter what, and I'll find you in every lifetime.
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the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands
the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done
the bad news: the only way out is through
the good news: I do know the way out!
the bad news: yeah but it's through
making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor
"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before
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okay I am never again going to complain about a lack of fics about a rare pair when there is around or more than 100 because what do you mean luca haas and young have 18 fics!! and in 4 of them they are mentioned maybe twice
I am starting to think that me and 4 other yaas truthers are going through shared psychosis
Honestly this is my first time getting into a rarepair and ofc it had to be such a niche one 💀 at least we broke 20 fics the other day!!
But yeah the shared psychosis is an accurate but they are so greatly beloved so I think we are winning anyways
my delusions are whispering to me that after breaking the 20 fics dam we will be flooded
atp we should open a support group for all of our deluded selves
PELASEEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
And fr we should get the support group going, get matching shirts 💀
oh my god what would we even put on those shirts "I survived the trenches of the rarest of the rarepairs" 😭😭
I have no clue LMAOO the trenches one sounds pretty good 10/10 no notes
support group sounds awesome guys. and obviously t-shirts need to be in centaurs colors
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