Less Than Androgynous

Better than Ezra a good band but my name's Ezra and I think I'd know who's best

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

[rebellum]

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

[keltik]

Meanwhile in Scotland…

[moonybyte]

YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!

India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

*shakes fist at sky*

damn you western marriage culture

[kreature-ofthenight]

may I add

Norway

japan 

japan the hard core traditional wedding costume

Turkey

Hungary

Navajo

maori (new zealand)

Fiji

Tonga

[fatherharlot]

Here are some gay wedding additions:

India

India-Pakistan

South Africa

Thailand

Japan

Georgia

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[enby-life]

So I know on one hand this is a Very Serious Blog™️ but also...

We need more non-binary memes in the world

Show me the enby memes

[stargazing-enby]

It's 2 am and I should be sleeping, but

[enby-life]

YES THESE ARE GREAT

[dappermouth]

can’t wait til I’m released from captivity into the wild and immediately get carried off by an eagle

[pother]

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[dridersgeorg]

... the perfume department!

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[morbidmanatee]

“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”

“Yum yum Steve ribs”

[flaekjern]

cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they weren’t deemed edible

like ‘you wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I do’

[bihalfling-deactivated20201230]

are you trying to tell me i’m not a snack?

[justcatposts]

game time (via: @brittanynlau)

[lifeinlowkey]

You coward, you ended the video early because you didn’t want to admit defeat.

[theitalianscrub]

A crushing victory

[crowswarm]

my friend and i were arguing about soup

[officialfist]

@plexusfiend I’m Phoenix

[mint-corset]

Me, fully invested in this argument, seeing someone call a bowl an ingredient.

[gigglygamer]

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

[anxietyproblem]

[disbint-deactivated20240117]

Art work by Melodie Perrault, happy 420 everybodyyy

[pookie02]

[paperandinklings]

this deserves an oscar

[whitepeopletwitter]

[grossnational]

Florida man stumps neighbors by covering home in aluminum foil

TARPON SPRINGS, Fla. - Polish artist and Tarpon Springs resident Piotr Janowski recently covered his home, including the concrete driveway and the surrounding palm trees, in sheets of aluminum foil.

The project, entitled “402 Ashland Ave”, is intended to make people think in uncommon ways about common goods.

[puppy95]

For protection

[angelbabyspice]

against the aliens

[acquaintedwithrask]

okay but how did he get it so cleanly done

[threesideddream]

do you know how much chicken I could bake with this

[bigxdrew]

[young-blockchain]

[igotyoucupid]

Reblogged for the gifs

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Apparently Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Birds of Prey wielding a crossbow isn’t sexy according to a man ??

it’s almost as if men are used to seeing women in film through a male gaze where they are sexualized and objectified for male pleasure and approval.??

huh anyway MEN are weak and ladies enjoy Mary Elizabeth Winstead looking hot and powerful as Huntress

like THAT ^^^^^^^^^ is sexy men need to grow up

[adamcansuckme]

Hmmmmm I wonder why

I know this isn't specifically about Harley Quinn, but since it's her movie, I gotta make the comparison. I mean I wonder why all men were drooling over this Harley

But I havent heard a single male praise for her hotness since the trailers for her movie came out and they find out now she looks like this

I MEAN

I W O N D E R W H Y

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the difference a woman makes thank god

[plum-soup]

I love how they invented the penny farthing bicycle and it was super unstable and dangerous and then FINALLY they realized “wait. Why don’t we just make the wheels the same fucking size???” And thus the “safety bicycle” (aka a normal fucking bike) was born

[plum-soup]

like they really thought of THIS:

Before they thought of this:

[wiiwheel]

it was the victorian era, everyone was on crack

[plum-soup]

Out of all the pretentious reblogs about engineering and bike history this post inspired, this is by far the best

[alaija]

No idea why the bicycle with chain and sprockets was invented later.

Ok. Maybe there was some cocaine involved.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[chi-knight]

💀😂💯